ex trouble

[acealive1]

doesnt it suck to lose a girlfriend? :(

damn ex messaged me and told me shes like 6 months along with her husbands baby.......jesus christ where does it end?

[darth los]

doesnt it suck to lose a girlfriend? :(

damn ex messaged me and told me shes like 6 months along with her husbands baby.......jesus christ where does it end?

Damn that sucks. The toughest part about being in a relationship is realizing that it probably won't last forever. I think that's what leads to so much heartache. Most people think that going out with someone is indefinite. Question: why did she feel the need to tell you this. Did she want to rub it in your face? Invite you to the baby shower? What business is it of yours anyway? That's really low class on her part if she was just trying to be vindictive.

[DVW5150]

By the time you pass a certain arc in your life , you'll look back at this person and feel fine; because you'll have someone better suited for you when you remember it.

Believe me , Groucho was right.:cool:

[acealive1]

Damn that sucks. The toughest part about being in a relationship is realizing that it probably won't last forever. I think that's what leads to so much heartache. Most people think that going out with someone is indefinite. Question: why did she feel the need to tell you this. Did she want to rub it in your face? Invite you to the baby shower? What business is it of yours anyway? That's really low class on her part if she was just trying to be vindictive.


well i guess w'ere just lettin bygones be just that cuz i havent spoken to her in a LONG time. the thing i dont understand is when we dated i said "can i have a couple of days to myself?" and she automatically thought i was cheating ( i never will). so thats how it ended,jealousy. oh well. i guess women like guys that cant protect them. the guy is like a straw weight at very most he used to be gay and he's an athiest. jesus christ,god plays too damn much


By the time you pass a certain arc in your life , you'll look back at this person and feel fine; because you'll have someone better suited for you when you remember it.

Believe me , Groucho was right.:cool:




oh i totally believe you,bro. i've gotten knowledge from slightly older people before and it worked. so im very open to this idea.

[Khardis]

doesnt it suck to lose a girlfriend? :(

damn ex messaged me and told me shes like 6 months along with her husbands baby.......jesus christ where does it end?

Thats why i make it a rule to break all contact with a girl after i break up with her. There really truly is no reason to be friends afterward unless you have a kid together. When I break up, i want a clean break, period.


well i guess w'ere just lettin bygones be just that cuz i havent spoken to her in a LONG time. the thing i dont understand is when we dated i said "can i have a couple of days to myself?" and she automatically thought i was cheating ( i never will). so thats how it ended,jealousy. oh well. i guess women like guys that cant protect them. the guy is like a straw weight at very most he used to be gay and he's an athiest. jesus christ,god plays too damn much






oh i totally believe you,bro. i've gotten knowledge from slightly older people before and it worked. so im very open to this idea.

Well there you go, she apparently wants a weaker man she can control, be thankful you're not that man.

[acealive1]

she cant control me, she had a hard time trying to control my johnson :lol:

[coma]

he's an athiest. .
uhhh..... SO? Takes more balls to be an athiest in the US than to not be. And how is that a demonstration of weakness ? I know you just want to dis the dude, but c'mon.

When a girl I havent talked to in a long time and she calls I always ask "why" first if the breakup was wierd.
I am rarely"friends" with old Gfs. Whats the point?

[acealive1]

uhhh..... SO? Takes more balls to be an athiest in the US than to not be. And how is that a demonstration of weakness ? I know you just want to dis the dude, but c'mon.

When a girl I havent talked to in a long time and she calls I always ask "why" first if the breakup was wierd.
I am rarely"friends" with old Gfs. Whats the point?

dude,nothin against athiests.....at all.........but he was a gay athiest........ u cant quit athieism and gayness cold turkey. i bet he likes anal plugs :lol: should i elaborate further that her dad is a preacher? normal family they said......... im never friends with ex's either. i havent started that crap and im not gonna. plus i dont take them back

[coma]

dude,nothin against athiests.....at all.........but he was a gay athiest........ u cant quit athieism and gayness cold turkey. i bet he likes anal plugs :lol: im never friends with ex's either. i havent started that crap and im not gonna. plus i dont take them back
Usually one tries to be strait and gives up and goes for the gayiety. Unusual to go the other way around.
So he went from being gay athiest to a christian (uber christian probably) hetero? That is wierd. I guess she deserves him. He doesnt know what he wants.
Count yourself lucky

[acealive1]

Usually one tries to be strait and gives up and goes for the gayiety. Unusual to go the other way around.
So he went from being gay athiest to a christian (uber christian probably) hetero? That is wierd. I guess she deserves him. He doesnt know what he wants.
Count yourself lucky


:lol:

yes im glad im single of her. but she was killer in the sack. i'll give her that much.

[Khardis]

uhhh..... SO? Takes more balls to be an athiest in the US than to not be. And how is that a demonstration of weakness ? I know you just want to dis the dude, but c'mon.

When a girl I havent talked to in a long time and she calls I always ask "why" first if the breakup was wierd.
I am rarely"friends" with old Gfs. Whats the point?

Atheism is hard? lol


:lol:

yes im glad im single of her. but she was killer in the sack. i'll give her that much.

Meh, lotta girls are good in the sack. But if a girl is messed up enough to date an ex gay atheist, you know you dodged a bullet man.

[acealive1]

Atheism is hard? lol



Meh, lotta girls are good in the sack. But if a girl is messed up enough to date an ex gay atheist, you know you dodged a bullet man.


yea, i see that now. but damn dude. the lays were AWESOME. i even.......nevermind,wont tell u that. it could end their marriage :sneaky:

[Terran]

By the time you pass a certain arc in your life , you'll look back at this person and feel fine; because you'll have someone better suited for you when you remember it.

Believe me , Groucho was right.:cool:

Well Im almost at 10 years of not having got over a girl.....maybe the people that say that were just fickle to begin with....

I dunno, people say lots of stuff just to persuade people to feel happy in the moment thats not always necessarily true...

*shrugs*

[acealive1]

Well Im almost at 10 years of not having got over a girl.....maybe the people that say that were just fickle to begin with....

I dunno, people say lots of stuff just to persuade people to feel happy in the moment thats not always necessarily true...

*shrugs*


its cool bro. im damn near at a year of it. i dont even need a chick really at this point. i kinda just ignored them cuz they ignored me for so long

[MissJacksonCA]

Thats weird that she'd just text you outa nowhere like that. Really weird. Ah you're better off w/out her she's obviously got issues man.

[darth los]

its cool bro. im damn near at a year of it. i dont even need a chick really at this point. i kinda just ignored them cuz they ignored me for so long

That's good to hear. When you NEED to be with someone the other person usually knows it and uses it to their advantage. Just worry about geting yourself to where you want to be in life and trust me you'll have to beat the ladies off with a stick.

[acealive1]

Thats weird that she'd just text you outa nowhere like that. Really weird. Ah you're better off w/out her she's obviously got issues man.



yea i figured as much. the baby thing was the nail in the coffin cuz i still coulda tapped it


That's good to hear. When you NEED to be with someone the other person usually knows it and uses it to their advantage. Just worry about geting yourself to where you want to be in life and trust me you'll have to beat the ladies off with a stick.


sheeeeit,i hope so. i just wanna hit the lottery honestly. easy fast way to get famous. people will leave their husbands for me :lol:

[darth los]

yea i figured as much. the baby thing was the nail in the coffin cuz i still coulda tapped it




sheeeeit,i hope so. i just wanna hit the lottery honestly. easy fast way to get famous. people will leave their husbands for me :lol:

Women say that men are so easy. Women are easy as well as long as you have money. It doesn't matter if you're ugly, fat or whatever. Money is the great equalizer.

[MissJacksonCA]

bit of an overshare there with that man

[acealive1]

hes not lying though. look at biggie smalls.....he had money and he got hoes...... hell, look at anyone with money

[MissJacksonCA]

Women say that men are so easy. Women are easy as well as long as you have money. It doesn't matter if you're ugly, fat or whatever. Money is the great equalizer.

keep telling yourself that darth...

[darth los]

keep telling yourself that darth...

There's tons of proof to back that up. You may be different but the majority of women love money just as much as the majority of men love sex.

[acealive1]

HEY! women love sex too.they just lie to themselves

[MissJacksonCA]

HEY! women love sex too.they just lie to themselves

LMFAO

[darth los]

HEY! women love sex too.they just lie to themselves

Women act like they don't, like they're doing us this huge favor. If men ever figured that out they'd lose their stranglehold on the power they have over us. Atleast you and me know dude.

[acealive1]

u damn right bro. give them the summer sausage and keep em happy. :lol:

[MissJacksonCA]

you guys are crazy

[darth los]

you guys are crazy

crazy like foxes. :elol:

[acealive1]

crazy like foxes. :elol:




hahaha. yea,what he said. :lol:

[Khardis]

There's tons of proof to back that up. You may be different but the majority of women love money just as much as the majority of men love sex.

Its true, the NATURAL order for the relationship in human nature has been that men bring protection, status and money while women bring beauty, sensitivity and reproduction.

[MissJacksonCA]

Men dont bring status to a relationship... a man of status traditionally weds or sees a woman of status... that's the natural order of society...

[Khardis]

Men dont bring status to a relationship... a man of status traditionally weds or sees a woman of status... that's the natural order of society...

Not really, traditionally women didn't hold status, they could be women of status, but they were close to worthless without a man to cash it in.

The natural order though is that men bring protection and material, while women bring sex and babies. Thats really it, take any sociology course :P

[MissJacksonCA]

While the women didn't hold a status on their own their familys name was a status symbol in its own... which I imagine is why they had arrainged marriages... in order to unite two families of status

[acealive1]

OFF TOPIC!! cmon guys!!

[Khardis]

While the women didn't hold a status on their own their familys name was a status symbol in its own... which I imagine is why they had arrainged marriages... in order to unite two families of status

Also to keep bloodlines pure, but the fact of the matter is that those women weren't bringing their names, that was just a qualification. They were sought to bring reproduction and sex for the man who was bringing the wealth and status. Its why the brides family had to pay a dowry, because the females weren't allowed to own property.


OFF TOPIC!! cmon guys!!

YOU GOT OFF LITE! ;) Be glad shes knocked up by an ex homo and erase her number form your phone and look for some hot little number without brain problems :D

[MissJacksonCA]

hmmm.... good point... always thought the dowry thing was a total scam to marry an ugly girl with a man who could have his pick from the local females...

But today is a lot different... women who come from no money want men with money... women who have money of their own look for a man of similar means because quite frankly... a man who makes less than you would feel unmanly not pulling in as much... sometimes*

There's men who are gold diggers too guys

[acealive1]

well see, we'd time it just right. trust me we practiced baby making a lot. blowing your horn feels GREAT. :lol:

a girl without brain problems? damn. got any by your house?

[darth los]

OFF TOPIC!! cmon guys!!

No let them go at it. I'm enjoying watching mj go down in flames. :D

[Khardis]

well see, we'd time it just right. trust me we practiced baby making a lot. blowing your horn feels GREAT. :lol:

a girl without brain problems? damn. got any by your house?

Ugh STAY OUT OF CONNECTICUT if you're looking for that!

[acealive1]

well damn :(

[darth los]

a girl without brain problems? damn. got any by your house?

No such thing.

[MissJacksonCA]

No let them go at it. I'm enjoying watching mj go down in flames. :D

Bah! Where would your entertainment be without me guys? These forums were all but dead before I came back! :p

[Khardis]

No such thing.

haha pwned.

[acealive1]

never understood the emo speak wheres that crap come from?

[Khardis]

never understood the emo speak wheres that crap come from?

emo speak?

[acealive1]

"pwned" "LAWLZ" "duders" "teh" and the rest of the stuff i dont know

[Khardis]

"pwned" "LAWLZ" "duders" "teh" and the rest of the stuff i dont know

Oh thats not emo. Emo would be like

"oh my life is pain, i feel so alone in my desperation and i turn to my nihilist hatred of existence blah blah blah"



Pwned, LAWLZ etc are called "leet" speak. It usually centers around video games :P and from teenager kids who talk like that, except it happens to be funny so a lot of people do it to be funny too and it becomes E-fashionable.

KEKEKE LOLOLOLOL DUN B A NOOB HAHA PWNED BY TEH NET PWNEDED!!!!!111oneoneone

[darth los]

Bah! Where would your entertainment be without me guys? These forums were all but dead before I came back! :p

If i recall corectly we resurfaced at approximately the same time. Coincidence? I THINK NOT !! :sneaky:

[acealive1]

Oh thats not emo. Emo would be like

"oh my life is pain, i feel so alone in my desperation and i turn to my nihilist hatred of existence blah blah blah"



Pwned, LAWLZ etc are called "leet" speak. It usually centers around video games :P and from teenager kids who talk like that, except it happens to be funny so a lot of people do it to be funny too and it becomes E-fashionable.

KEKEKE LOLOLOLOL DUN B A NOOB HAHA PWNED BY TEH NET PWNEDED!!!!!111oneoneone



ok my apologies. i didnt know where it cam from and still dont know what the hell a leet is.

[Khardis]

ok my apologies. i didnt know where it cam from and still dont know what the hell a leet is.

leet = elite.

As in, very good at video games. Stuff like that.

[acealive1]

im good at games and i damn sure dont talk like that. i've been good at games since the sega master system

[darth los]

I think the term pwned came from a pc game where it was supposed to say owned but there was a glitch and it came out as pwned. Don't quote me on that though.

[Khardis]

im good at games and i damn sure dont talk like that. i've been good at games since the sega master system

haha got ya beat, I started with Atari and Coleco vision before i even got my nintendo :D

[mista_mo]

relationships are a tad over-rated....

as far as i'm concerned if your in a relationship with someone to complete yourself, you shouldn't be in that relationship..you should be as set in your own ground as possible...how else can you truly love someone if you don't love yourself?

(not saying this about you Scott, but about people in general)

[acealive1]

relationships are a tad over-rated....

as far as i'm concerned if your in a relationship with someone to complete yourself, you shouldn't be in that relationship..you should be as set in your own ground as possible...how else can you truly love someone if you don't love yourself?

(not saying this about you Scott, but about people in general)

no its cool,bro i get ur point. gotta love yourself cuz no one does it for u

[Danny]

actually there are women, and men if your tastes are that way, that, for a fee, will do taht for you;)

[acealive1]

.....i'll stick with the women,thanks


haha got ya beat, I started with Atari and Coleco vision before i even got my nintendo :D


damn bro. i have an atari somewhere but i wasnt a master at it til the sega came along. i have played the coleco and 26 and 5200 before though, thanks to my older brothers and sisters.

[mista_mo]

exactly. no matter how great someone makes you feel, they ain't you.


on anouther note,

I try'd to stay friends with my friend, but it was so damn weird, and i was going insane, hell she even told me we would get back together, and then a little while later she tells me no and hurts me even more. after that she STILL thought we were friends. It took alot (people may not realize it) to delete her from my msn list, and get rid of the stuff she gave me.

It was hurting me so i stopped contact with her, and let me tell you, I am FINALLY getting over the witch

in summary:
1)women are assholes
2)women also, much like a leech, drain your energy and hang offa you without you knowing about it
3)they like mind games (which i am sure your original post is).
4)They wish to be friends, even after a nasty breakup/nasty post breakup.
5)the best thing (which has been said so many times in this post) is to not talk to her, or think about her, or whatever about/and or too her again. It only leads to heartache and nasty memories.

[acealive1]

i damn sure will try not to think about her. at this point it wont be hard since shes the size of a blimp now:lol:

[darth los]

i damn sure will try not to think about her. at this point it wont be hard since shes the size of a blimp now:lol:

You should call her back and tell her that. I still think that she did it to try and get under your skin. There's really no other explanation for it.

[fartpants]

if all else fails reliable Hit-Men are 2 a penny these days...just dont forget the alibi...:lol:

[acealive1]

You should call her back and tell her that. I still think that she did it to try and get under your skin. There's really no other explanation for it.


amen to that. but women like sausages,not weiners :lol: so shes stuck with the bastard til the kid is born and then he'll probably dump her


if all else fails reliable Hit-Men are 2 a penny these days...just dont forget the alibi...:lol:




LMFAO,u think i can get the kind like in the transporter? :shifty:

[DVW5150]

Well Im almost at 10 years of not having got over a girl.....maybe the people that say that were just fickle to begin with....

I dunno, people say lots of stuff just to persuade people to feel happy in the moment thats not always necessarily true...

*shrugs*

Maybe its just what sounded good ... well said that getting over someone can take a decade or a lifespan .

[darth los]

Maybe its just what sounded good ... well said that getting over someone can take a decade or a lifespan .

Or if it was true love you never truly get over it entirely.

[acealive1]

Or if it was true love you never truly get over it entirely.


yea but ex's do. they let any johnny come lately fill em with baby batter and then they let him flush their life down the toilet

[MissJacksonCA]

She obviously wanted to have a child with him get over it man. She wanted to flush her own life down the toilet. Women often seem to enjoy punishing themselves and screwing up their lives. That's why women get into relatinoships with abuse guys and announce when they're leaving 'em. They're effed up royally you're totally lucky you dont have her around anymore. She only woulda screwed you in the end.

Go to Blockbuster... rent Love Stinks... and you'll be all better

[darth los]

That seems to be the consensus dude. The chick is whacked and you're lucky to be rid of her. Trust us, this is a blessing for you.

[acealive1]

She obviously wanted to have a child with him get over it man. She wanted to flush her own life down the toilet. Women often seem to enjoy punishing themselves and screwing up their lives. That's why women get into relatinoships with abuse guys and announce when they're leaving 'em. They're effed up royally you're totally lucky you dont have her around anymore. She only woulda screwed you in the end.

Go to Blockbuster... rent Love Stinks... and you'll be all better



:lol: thank you so much, i'll go rent it soon honestly. i even asked my mom cuz well......shes a girl. so she thinks it was purely a rebound and she doesnt love him no matter if she married him or not. i for one believe that. im betting money he'll start kickin her ass and she'll magically find my number for help


That seems to be the consensus dude. The chick is whacked and you're lucky to be rid of her. Trust us, this is a blessing for you.


yeah u aint lyin,bro. thanks for all the help,really. i guess it pays to be single, my forearms are huge :lol:

[darth los]

If ever you need a reason to change your number that's it dude. I don't care what she says, you have no ties or obligation to her. DO NOT GET INVOLVED!! I know i joke around alot but I've never been more serious man. Alot of men get killed in situations like this where emotions run high. I've personally seen it.

[acealive1]

If ever you need a reason to change your number that's it dude. I don't care what she says, you have no ties or obligation to her. DO NOT GET INVOLVED!! I know i joke around alot but I've never been more serious man. Alot of men get killed in situations like this where emotions run high. I've personally seen it.


yea im not going back,bro dont worry. when im done with a girl the first time,there is NO second time. i've never gone back to anyone,so i guess u could say im a heartbreaker cuz i actually accept reality and move on with my life :elol:

[darth los]

yea im not going back,bro dont worry. when im done with a girl the first time,there is NO second time. i've never gone back to anyone,so i guess u could say im a heartbreaker cuz i actually accept reality and move on with my life :elol:

That's a good policy. Going back would only reward bad behavior. In my experience when you take sh8t from a woman and she sees that you'll put up with it, it will only get progressively worse.

[acealive1]

That's a good policy. Going back would only reward bad behavior. In my experience when you take sh8t from a woman and she sees that you'll put up with it, it will only get progressively worse.


you said it best, i can follow with nothing

[Ivarr]

Its natural to feel loss ...

But you have to look forward ... not back.

Make sure your comfortable with who you are ... and realize having a relationship (or lack of one) should not change you at your core for the worse.

Take what your learned and go forward... and in time life unfolds....

Your future is open ended....

[acealive1]

Its natural to feel loss ...

But you have to look forward ... not back.

Make sure your comfortable with who you are ... and realize having a relationship (or lack of one) should not change you at your core for the worse.

Take what your learned and go forward... and in time life unfolds....

Your future is open ended....

i take critism from older peopel VERY seriously. if it wasnt for them, i'd be taking back every slut i ever dated. thanks for that info,bro

[darth los]

that's good. Alot of people don't pay attention to the wisdom of older people that have been through all of life's problems before. It would save them alot of headache and heartache if they did.

[_liam_]

Well Im almost at 10 years of not having got over a girl.....

and so the mandroids dark past starts to reveal itself...for he too was a human

...once...

;)

[Danny]

*slaps knee laughing, old fart style*:lol:

[darth los]

That does explain alot. LOL

[acealive1]

that's good. Alot of people don't pay attention to the wisdom of older people that have been through all of life's problems before. It would save them alot of headache and heartache if they did.

im one of the few that listened. i took "dont ever chase no woman" to the extreme. :elol:

[darth los]

im one of the few that listened. i took "dont ever chase no woman" to the extreme. :elol:

It's just like never running for a bus. There'll be another one along in 10 minutes like clockwork.

[acealive1]

It's just like never running for a bus. There'll be another one along in 10 minutes like clockwork.



yeah true,but u DO NOT want one of them extra large busses if you catch my drift.
:shifty:

[Terran]

and so the mandroids dark past starts to reveal itself...for he too was a human

...once...

;)



Crud your right!....I should probally delete those memories from my harddrive.....

[darth los]

Crud your right!....I should probally delete those memories from my harddrive.....

Number five, ALIVE !! NO!! DON'T DISASSEMBLE!!

[acealive1]

Number five, ALIVE !! NO!! DON'T DISASSEMBLE!!



LOL! great movie! :lol:

[Danny]

gezz, hpotd's really gone all 80's this week huh?:D

[acealive1]

i was a mere wee one in the 80's

[MissJacksonCA]

Love Stinks is one of the greatest movies of all time if for no other reason it shows you inside the mind of the average psycho female. There's no part of the movie that doesn't totally rock.

[acealive1]

Love Stinks is one of the greatest movies of all time if for no other reason it shows you inside the mind of the average psycho female. There's no part of the movie that doesn't totally rock.



LOL so ur sayin its a bio pic?

[MissJacksonCA]

Well the movie shows some great tactics for getting what you want if you're a woman... and for getting revenge if you dont get what you want :)

I have my own methods but the ones in the movie were classic... and the acting of Brigitte Wilson and French Stewart were spot on... they couldn't have picked two people better for the parts.

[acealive1]

Well the movie shows some great tactics for getting what you want if you're a woman... and for getting revenge if you dont get what you want :)

I have my own methods but the ones in the movie were classic... and the acting of Brigitte Wilson and French Stewart were spot on... they couldn't have picked two people better for the parts.


uh oh...........dont get revenge on me

[MissJacksonCA]

lol... i've never gotten revenge on anyone i've dated that's just dirty pool...

[acealive1]

lol... i've never gotten revenge on anyone i've dated that's just dirty pool...


hehe good. but if u get revenge on me,that means........ :sneaky: yea get revenge please :D

[MissJacksonCA]

i do come from a long line of vengeance seekers! :mad: :evil: :mad: :evil:

[acealive1]

i do come from a long line of vengeance seekers! :mad: :evil: :mad: :evil:



revenge means i'd get a roll in the hay. so whats up :elol:

[MissJacksonCA]

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:

[acealive1]

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:



:D its true. remember,bigger is better. no matter whether u know how to use it or not. nothing like having a winter coat and not need it than need it and not have it :elol:

[MissJacksonCA]

so YOU say :p

[darth los]

:D its true. remember,bigger is better.

That's some true sh8t. Us darker brothers have the market cornered on that.
You know what they say: Once you go black.....:sneaky:

[acealive1]

That's some true sh8t. Us darker brothers have the market cornered on that.
You know what they say: Once you go black.....:sneaky:



:lol:

you're right. i guess jacko hasnt experienced yet. and she also doesnt know, "once you go black.........."
you'll need a wheel chair:lol:

yea we got the chorizo,dont we ? :D

[darth los]

:lol:

you're right. i guess jacko hasnt experienced yet. and she also doesnt know, "once you go black.........."
you'll need a wheel chair:lol:

yea we got the chorizo,dont we ? :D


Eddie murphy had a classic line : Every brother you see in a wheelchair ain't always cripple.:D

[Khardis]

And you know what they say about us Italians... once you go Italian you'll probably need a tic tac, we love garlic.

[acealive1]

Eddie murphy had a classic line : Every brother you see in a wheelchair ain't always cripple.:D



lol. oh s#it!! i can walk!!! :lol:

[darth los]

And you know what they say about us Italians... once you go Italian you'll probably need a tic tac, we love garlic.

LMFAO !! :lol:

[mista_mo]

once you go newfie....you'll want to get....goofey....

s*it, it doesn't work.

altho, goofey can also mean slutty.

[darth los]

:lol:

you're right. i guess jacko hasnt experienced yet. and she also doesnt know, "once you go black.........."
you'll need a wheel chair:lol:

yea we got the chorizo,dont we ? :D

This sounds like a conversation that steel and rickles would have. lol

[Danny]

does every ethnicity but us whites have one, the other day i heard "once you go asian, ther eno room for caucasian":lol:


"once you go white, a trailers in sight":lol:

[darth los]

does every ethnicity but us whites have one, the other day i heard "once you go asian, ther eno room for caucasian":lol:


"once you go white, a trailers in sight":lol:

LMFAO !!! :lol: :lol:

Oh god that was funny. I never heard those before.

[Danny]

then spread the word and use em well.

[mista_mo]

once you go english you wish you were fingerless

[acealive1]

This sounds like a conversation that steel and rickles would have. lol


we need to be them in the remake. lol

[darth los]

we need to be them in the remake. lol


BRILLIANT !!

[acealive1]

BRILLIANT !!


i call dibs on steele though

[mista_mo]

when you go asian you'll find whites amazin


Gawd i suck

[acealive1]

when you go asian you'll find whites amazin


Gawd i suck



i've heard that theory. some chicks are not impressed with the size of their wangs.........damn,bad joke

[MissJacksonCA]

And you know what they say about us Italians... once you go Italian you'll probably need a tic tac, we love garlic.

oh dear god that is so damn funny...

[Kaos]

This thread is slipping into "The Lounge" territory it is so off topic. Don't make me move it... but before I do let me add...

Once you go West Virginian, your bum will be really sore. (We sometimes forget where to put it.)

[MissJacksonCA]

first... that was great K

second shouldn't it be a lounge topic because its a laid back discussion on how women stink and not so much on any news or informational discussion?

[Kaos]

first... that was great K

second shouldn't it be a lounge topic because its a laid back discussion on how women stink and not so much on any news or informational discussion?
Well it started off with one specific f*cked up incident that unsettled one of our fine HPOTDers. It then slipped into the discussion of the "virtues" of women in relationships under certain circumstances. It then slipped into boasting of the sexual abilities of ones own self-selected population segment.

So I should move it then, shouldn't I? :D

If anyone has any objections to the content, please let me or another mod know. Thanks!

[MissJacksonCA]

lol... you said one of our fine HPOTDers... this is such a perfect example about how a rant can just deteriorate and go completely downhill...

[mista_mo]

once you go mexican you won't have sex again

[acealive1]

hey comon this thread was about certain chicks who suck monkey anus. not about how big a sausage is :lol:

[coma]

hey comon this thread was about certain chicks who suck monkey anus. not about how big a sausage is :lol:
I seem to recall you chiming in quite a bit about the meat , dudeamunder
:moon:

[acealive1]

I seem to recall you chiming in quite a bit about the meat , dudeamunder
:moon:

who me? never :rolleyes:

[coma]

who me? never :rolleyes:
Lies! All lies!!!!!:skull: