Hugh Hefner goes the hell off

[acealive1]

yeh........



Ozzy’s daughter Kelly Osbourne has been talking to the press about wanting to pose nude for Playboy, but apparently Hugh Hefner says that’s a no-go.

"I can't see it happening somehow,” Hefner quipped in a recent interview. “We don't airbrush to that extent."

Ooooooh, snap!



:lol:

i wouldnt let her pose for playboy but i'd definitely have her legs cocked up in the back of my truck :shifty:

[Danny]

its snappy jokes like that is why hes seen as a classy pimp, unlike larry flint, who probably leaves grease stains on couches:lol:

[acealive1]

:lol: yikes. just harsh bro. i have no idea about flynt but he does look like he sweats crisco

[darth los]

That woman is disgusting. If i met her i'd ask if she wanted some jelly with her rolls.

[acealive1]

i'd bust a load to ensure my financial future. dude,ur in laws would be the osbournes........ you'd be money rich!!

[Terran]

i'd bust a load to ensure my financial future. dude,ur in laws would be the osbournes........ you'd be money rich!!


I was thinking the same thing...:evil:

[darth los]

i'd bust a load to ensure my financial future. dude,ur in laws would be the osbournes........ you'd be money rich!!

I guess you're right. Sacrifices must be made.:barf: Women do it all the time. They find themselves a professional athlete or something and have their kids.

[acealive1]

I was thinking the same thing...:evil:


my god,bro. we're all evil LOL!! :elol:


I guess you're right. Sacrifices must be made.:barf: Women do it all the time. They find themselves a professional athlete or something and have their kids.

sacrifice? you know what they say big girls do better :elol:

[darth los]

sacrifice? you know what they say big girls do better :elol:

Oh yeah. When it's that time of the month you can still make love to her creases. :barf:

[acealive1]

Oh yeah. When it's that time of the month you can still make love to her creases. :barf:

actually no......her mouth doesnt bleed :elol:

[Danny]

*sits back, folds arms, sighs and waits for someone (darth of cap) to make the "more cushin' fer tha' pushin'" joke*:sneaky:

[acealive1]

*beats a dead horse* :lol:

[Danny]

*nods fondly as the time has arrived again, opens a dusty old filling cabinet, pulls out a folder, blwos dust off it and-*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/khazrak/deadhorse.gif

[acealive1]

DAMN YOU LOL! :lol:

[MissJacksonCA]

she's about the ugliest creature on the planet with a foul mouth that would make a sailor blush... she couldn't lose enough weight to pose for playboy besides she's got no hooters

[darth los]

she's about the ugliest creature on the planet with a foul mouth that would make a sailor blush... she couldn't lose enough weight to pose for playboy besides she's got no hooters

That's so true. She's got those nasty fat lady jugs where you can tell they're not breasts but mostly fat. Gross. :barf:

[acealive1]

That's so true. She's got those nasty fat lady jugs where you can tell they're not breasts but mostly fat. Gross. :barf:

what do you think boobs are? steel?

[darth los]

what do you think boobs are? steel?

Aren't they?:p I'm just talking about how they have no shape and resemble a fat guys man boobs.

[acealive1]

oh but theres a difference. LOL

[Danny]

aye, there the horrible moob kind you could bet dollar to donuts has stubble on, not the kind that you could see the future with:lol:

-to the ladies i apoliogise for the tasteless joke, i mean it in black humour and i will never make it again.
*twiddles imginary 1800's gentile' moustache*

[darth los]

oh but theres a difference. LOL

That would be a sick test wouldn't it? To blindfold a dude and have him feel up a fat chick and fat guys boobs and see if he could tell the difference. :elol: Those coke/pepsi challenges have nothing on that. It sounds something like a promotion a radio station would run in order to win free concert tickets.

[acealive1]

aye, there the horrible moob kind you could bet dollar to donuts has stubble on, not the kind that you could see the future with:lol:

-to the ladies i apoliogise for the tasteless joke, i mean it in black humour and i will never make it again.
*twiddles imginary 1800's gentile' moustache*

:lol: you're a riot bro. dollar to donuts? hilarious. some rapper was on a cd saying he'd bet someone a "$100 to a bucket of chicken wings" once

[darth los]

*twiddles imginary 1800's gentile' moustache*


If it's not of the handlebar variety then it's not worth it.

[Danny]

you.****ing.knows.it.:cool:

[acealive1]

we talking the tombstone variety or the back to the future handlebar stache?

[Danny]

a little from colum A and B.

BRRRRRRILIANT!

[acealive1]

Hot Wings? Brilliant!!

[EvilNed]

Boobs filled with fat are the good kind of boobs.

As for Kelly, she's superhot compared to her brother. Heck, I'd marry Kelly and lick her pussy ten times a day if it would just save me from having to ever look at his face ever again.

[MikePizzoff]

That woman is disgusting. If i met her i'd ask if she wanted some jelly with her rolls.

:lol: Yikes!

Sorry, but she looks really hot in this photo set:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/kelly-osbourne-greenroom.jpg

And this one for laughs...

http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/kelly-osbourne.jpg

[acealive1]

:lol: Yikes!

Sorry, but she looks really hot in this photo set:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/kelly-osbourne-greenroom.jpg

And this one for laughs...

http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/kelly-osbourne.jpg



i'd definitly baby batter her up

[darth los]

:lol: Yikes!

Sorry, but she looks really hot in this photo set:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/kelly-osbourne-greenroom.jpg

And this one for laughs...

http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/kelly-osbourne.jpg

To each his own i guess but you have to remember, they're doing amazing things with air brushing and make up nowdays.

[capncnut]

i'd bust a load to ensure my financial future. dude, ur in laws would be the osbournes........ you'd be money rich!!
Yeah plus she's got a fine set of lungs.


She's got those nasty fat lady jugs where you can tell they're not breasts but mostly fat. Gross. :barf:
What planet are you living on?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/kelly-gonna-blow-03.jpg

She might not be the best looking lass on the planet (looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp) but damn, them titties would make a nice backdrop for my man mayo! :D

[darth los]

She's just not my cup of tea dude. More for you i guess.

[acealive1]

Yeah plus she's got a fine set of lungs.


What planet are you living on?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/kelly-gonna-blow-03.jpg

She might not be the best looking lass on the planet (looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp) but damn, them titties would make a nice backdrop for my man mayo! :D



ohhh shes got a set alright :)

[capncnut]

Well, let's face it, Hugh Heffner is a twat for not capitalising on the possible sales this might generate. Just because the lady is a little overweight does not mean that she can't be sexy...

...and who the f**k is Hugh Heffner anyway? Just a sad ol' prick in a smoking jacket who lives in a mansion surrounded by blonde blow-up dolls who wouldn't look at him for s**t if he didn't have a large bank account. :lol:

[darth los]

Well, let's face it, Hugh Heffner is a twat for not capitalising on the possible sales this might generate. Just because the lady is a little overweight does not mean that she can't be sexy...

...and who the f**k is Hugh Heffner anyway? Just a sad ol' prick in a smoking jacket who lives in a mansion surrounded by blonde blow-up dolls who wouldn't look at him for s**t if he didn't have a large bank account. :lol:


That's some true sh8t. :lol: Who the hell appointed him the formost expert on what beautiful is? Maybe it's because she's not a dumb blonde with fake jugs.

[MissJacksonCA]

That's some true sh8t. :lol: Who the hell appointed him the formost expert on what beautiful is? Maybe it's because she's not a dumb blonde with fake jugs.

Or it could be because she's a fugly fattie with flabby packets for breasts... I mean really I can't imagine she would generate too many sales beyond people wanting to know what exactly she looks like naked. Which would be scary. Maybe if she didn't look like common gutter trash she could be a overweight nude model of somekind but even still I'm sure Penthouse would go for it.

[coma]

i'd definitly baby batter her up
Ha!

If people think shes the ugliest chick in the world they obviously havent looked around very much

What about the skanks on the subway taking up 2 seats, eating Chinese take out chicken wings with Grease all over their mustache yelling in a cell phone and burping every 5 seconds. Fat belly hanging out of a half shirt and some rude ass screaming kids running around until she punches the 5 year old in the ear
THATS UGLY


,,,but even still I'm sure Penthouse would go for it.
I think you may mean the legendary HUSTLER. Penthouse also goes for the lame blonds too.

[MissJacksonCA]

Oh those chicks are ugly... but they're not saying they wanna be in playboy...

my bad Hustler is the one I was thinking of... i'm not familiar with nudies magazines except for playboy

[acealive1]

Ha!

If people think shes the ugliest chick in the world they obviously havent looked around very much

What about the skanks on the subway taking up 2 seats, eating Chinese take out chicken wings with Grease all over their mustache yelling in a cell phone and burping every 5 seconds. Fat belly hanging out of a half shirt and some rude ass screaming kids running around until she punches the 5 year old in the ear
THATS UGLY


I think you may mean the legendary HUSTLER. Penthouse also goes for the lame blonds too.


skanks taking up two seats is brilliant. LOL

[darth los]

Oh those chicks are ugly... but they're not saying they wanna be in playboy...

my bad Hustler is the one I was thinking of... i'm not familiar with nudies magazines except for playboy

Get back to us after they offer you a million to pose. :lol: You might have a different answer then.

[RustyHicks]

If she gets the go ahead to pose,
I think I'll cancel my subscription:barf:

There is only so much I can take:mad: :evil:

[acealive1]

If she gets the go ahead to pose,
I think I'll cancel my subscription:barf:

There is only so much I can take:mad: :evil:


but im sure u have the issue with chyna in it...... so you wouldnt want to look at plus size woman over someone with both sets of equipment? :rolleyes:

[capncnut]

but im sure u have the issue with chyna in it... so you wouldnt want to look at plus size woman over someone with both sets of equipment? :rolleyes:
I noticed that too, she's got a weenie. :sneaky:

[MissJacksonCA]

well now they can work miracles with photoshop... so maybe it wont be THAT bad...

[darth los]

I noticed that too, she's got a weenie. :sneaky:

LMFAO!! :lol: I noticed that too. That's why i promptly got rid of it. I gave it to a buddy of mine who was a little too interested in it if you ask me.

[acealive1]

well now they can work miracles with photoshop... so maybe it wont be THAT bad...


in the playboy shoot,its airbrushed out. in her sex video..........its HUGE!!

[darth los]

in the playboy shoot,its airbrushed out. in her sex video..........its HUGE!!

Damn dude, that's an image i truly didn't need. You need therapy to get that kinda sh8t out of your head. :(

[MikePizzoff]

Are you guys talking about a female celebrity with a penis...? :confused:

[darth los]

Are you guys talking about a female celebrity with a penis...? :confused:

Unfortunately yes. :(

[acealive1]

Damn dude, that's an image i truly didn't need. You need therapy to get that kinda sh8t out of your head. :(



sorry bro :lol: no wonder triple h used to do her anally

[darth los]

sorry bro :lol: no wonder triple h used to do her anally

He is now such a queen. :barf:

[MikePizzoff]

Unfortunately yes. :(

Who????

[darth los]

Who????

It's name is chyna. It used to wrestle for the wwe. It also was on the surreal life one season.

[acealive1]

He is now such a queen. :barf:




:lol: he sure is

[Danny]

^ *reads this and shudders* :hurl:

ew..."teeny weeny"? :barf:

thats the kidna **** thatll make you barf like you was a goon outta river city:dead:

[acealive1]

^ *reads this and shudders* :hurl:

ew..."teeny weeny"? :barf:

thats the kidna **** thatll make you barf like you was a goon outta river city:dead:



this calls for an appropriate moment from waynes world.

Garth: "ribbed for her pleasure......EWWWWWWWWWW!" :lol:

[darth los]

This is the opposite of a "SCHWING !!" moment. :hurl:

[acealive1]

This is the opposite of a "SCHWING !!" moment. :hurl:


and how :lol: