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RustyHicks
13-Jul-2007, 10:01 PM
Since Hollywood has made such bad, in the toilet remakes of
GAR's classics like Dawn and Day, I figure I can do just as bad.:rockbrow: :moon:

Here's the cast of characters:

Peter Washington, name changed to Punk played by:
Michael Jackson

Stephen Andrews, name changed to Smarta** played by:
Jim Carry

Roger DeMarco name changed to RockHead played by:
Hulk Hogan

Francine Parker name changed to FannyPants played by:
Jessica Simpson.

The setting: The Titanic II
Plot: Years after the outbreak, scientist have finally come up with
a chemical to be released into the air, that will wipe out the zombies.
It will cause no harm to humans. Something goes wrong, the chemical
does not work. Instead it mutates the zombies. Now our zombies
can swim under water, they have sprotted wings and can now fly.

Big Daddy is now buying stock and taking over Petro Canada
Bub is in charge of the military

With a two hundred million dollar fund, I should
be able to make just a bad film as Day of the dead 2
and the Day of the dead remake.

What would you add to this idea?:elol: :lol:

Note the sarcasm of this post:p
darth los
13-Jul-2007, 10:14 PM
Just get Uwe Boll to direct it and you're Golden. :D
DEAD BEAT
13-Jul-2007, 10:25 PM
Funny match Hulk Hogan with Michael Jackson,that would be funny as hell!;)

Although the director would probably be under budget just by trying to stop MJ from blowing the Hulkster!:D

"He He"! Shamone!:cool:
darth los
13-Jul-2007, 10:45 PM
You could also cast paris hilton's chihuaha as adam, fran's dog.
RustyHicks
13-Jul-2007, 10:53 PM
Chilhuaha has been cast,
the director could be the risen
Ed Wood.
We need someone to make sure this pic is
just as bad as Day2 :)
mista_mo
14-Jul-2007, 02:42 AM
tom cruise can be the black preacer, chewbacca as the new zombie leader who wants to live with kids only, and is frannypants mother.

lulz ensue
darth los
14-Jul-2007, 04:12 AM
Speaking of chewbacca. You should make some zombified ewoks.
mista_mo
14-Jul-2007, 04:17 AM
f*ck Ewoks.
darth los
14-Jul-2007, 04:44 AM
I've seen hairy women before but that's taking it a bit too far doncha think? :p
mista_mo
14-Jul-2007, 04:59 AM
i do not see a problem with it.
darth los
14-Jul-2007, 03:07 PM
I guess there's nothing wrong with a little beastiality now and then.

:hurl:
fartpants
14-Jul-2007, 06:45 PM
and some of them sheep sure are pretty