Alright, heavy philosophical question

[EvilNed]

If you get a clone of yourself, and you get him to jerk you off. Is it gay, or just masturbation?

[Tricky]

:lol::lol: quick,someone find evil neds medication!

[MinionZombie]

:lol:

That's the most hilariously f*cked up thing I've heard all day.

I say it skims masturbation so insanely closely.

I guess I'll move this to The Lounge instead...more suited there methinks...lol...getting your clone to whack your wang...what have you been smoking Ned?! :p

[Marie]

If you get a clone of yourself, and you get him to jerk you off. Is it gay, or just masturbation?

I tape it and sell it to a porn vendor and live off the residuals.:p

M_

[Danny]

ew, id say thats like incest or somethin', since, y'know it aint you, cus you can make a clone genetically identical, but for it to be truly a copy it would need to do the same things you do at the same time adn inhabit the same space in the univarse at the same time, adn that aint possible so the clone would be more like a twin or offpsring that would live its own life from its point of creation so its not you so, yeah, it'd definatley get you on some kind of goverment listing i reckon:lol:

[DeadJonas190]

It's gay incest, not masterbation.

[EvilNed]

Oh. Crap.

[_liam_]

it's gay, cos youre getting another bloke to whack you off.

yes it's a clone of you, but it's not the exact, precise same bloke on every single level so there you go

[mista_mo]

Neds gay.

he wants a clone of him to jack him off.

[MinionZombie]

But surely the point in a clone is that it is identical...not like the twins of Big Brother, one's got a thin face, the other's got a round face, but they're both annoying. :lol:

I think I might re-assert my original thoughts to change it to "science fiction level gay", I ain't dissing Sci-Fi, I can dig it, but what I mean is that it's not normal gay, this 'ere is like the stuff of science fiction...but gay science fiction...gay incest science fiction...

Dude, EvilNed, did you watch Weird Science, try to copy it, f*cked it all up and then get jiggy? Come on, you can tell us the truth...we'll only sell our stories to the media once and be done with it. :p

[EvilNed]

Seriously, I was just wondering. That's all. I'm gonna break the ice with this question whenever I meet new people.

[fartpants]

ask this question to too many people and the men in white coats will turn up to take you for a nice holiday comrade...:lol:

[MissJacksonCA]

I think men will say its gay. I say its masturbation. I love what I do to me lol... but how can an attraction to myself make me gay? I wouldn't have sex with other women besides me... but how cool would it be to have a threesome with two me's and a dude. Damn. WHY MUST YOU TEASE US WITH SUCH QUESTIONS

[Danny]

*shudders at the thought of a threesome with some chick and his own hiary white ass*

[bassman]

I think men will say its gay. I say its masturbation. I love what I do to me lol... but how can an attraction to myself make me gay? I wouldn't have sex with other women besides me... but how cool would it be to have a threesome with two me's and a dude. Damn. WHY MUST YOU TEASE US WITH SUCH QUESTIONS

^
I like where this womans heading......


:lol:

[Danny]

^
I like where this womans heading......


:lol:


GIGGIDY-GIG-A-DEE!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/khazrak/quagmire.gif

:lol::lol::lol:

[mista_mo]

Score 1 for hellsing


I still think it's gay....

can you imagine the cloen giving you a Bj?

:hurl:


man....just....

it's okay if it's a women..you gals got the right bits, but for us lads, well....no guy..never...even me, is going to wrap his mouth around my manhood, and no clone of me is going to jerk me off....perfect or no, it's still a "he" and not a "me".

[MissJacksonCA]

hey it would break the awkwardness of trying to find and ask someone to join you for some fun times... and of course there'd be no afterthought jealousy! because its just ME AND ME

[Danny]

neh im pretty sure even doin' the three way monster mash with a clone is straight up gay as fook.:lol:

[mista_mo]

only for guys.

for ladies it's hot. As I said before, they got the right bits for it.

[MissJacksonCA]

but if its wrong to have sex with a clone of yourself then isn't it equally wrong to masturbate? isn't masturbation then gay? because its basically the same thing... the question is just how far do you go with yourself?

[Danny]

1 person is jerkin' it, two of the same gender jerkin' each of other is gay, thats the difference.

[MissJacksonCA]

but its you doing it to yourself!

[mista_mo]

in a sense yes, but the other "you" is a "he" to us. I really don't care if it's a clone of me or not, no man is going to ever lay his hands on my spraypole but me, and only the real me.

[MissJacksonCA]

what if you had a conveniently located bionic third arm? is that still a he?

[mista_mo]

nope, it's an it, and still weird as f*ck.

would be like getting a hand job from C3PO.

[Danny]

did NOT need that mental image thank you very much! :hurl:

though 3po blatantly loved the cock:lol:

[mista_mo]

"master luke, I must pro-"

"stfu 3po, your ruining it..oh yea..do that little servo hand spin thingy..oh yea..."


clearly it was luke who loved it more.

[bassman]

though 3po blatantly loved the cock:lol:

I had to do it....

http://www.worldsgreatestcritic.com/c3pwhoa.jpg

That's a real trading card, too...

[EvilNed]

I'd give myself a blowjob, if I could. I mean, if I only had ONE chance to do it, I'd do it just to feel what it was like.

[AcesandEights]

After careful consideration, I will admit, I am pretty hot.

[EvilNed]

There you go. I'd even blow your clone, altough not you yourself.

[mista_mo]

why not just get your clone to blow his clone? If you do it it would be very uhhh....well ya know.

BTW, do you think Jango fett ever had these problems during the Clone wars?

[AcesandEights]

BTW, do you think Jango fett ever had these problems during the Clone wars?

His clones were probably engineered to certain psychological and electro-chemical specifications and I could spend a lot of time on conjecture about what would be optimal (lack of a sex drive vs. normal sex drive vs. tuned up sex drive) and how this would effect the fighting will of the clone. Hell, they could be engineered to be gay.

As far as Jango himself is concerned, he was pretty messed up...he was his own Daddy, in a manner of speaking. Paging Dr. Freud. Talk about the sins of the father and parents living vicariously through their children, forcing them to live out their dreams.