Swamp Zombies...

[Neil]

Dear God! I went through most of the film at 30X speed, and even then I felt like I wasted too much time on it.

Checking IMDB it turns out somehow Jasmin St. Claire (the porn star) got mixed up with this 'film'. Now I've double checked with my girlfriend and she guarentees that even though Ms Claire has very large appendages, that does not account for why when taking a shower she seemed to need to repeatedly apply quite so much shower gel to them, and rub them quite so much...

1/10, if only cos I laughed at the stupid shower scene and an obvious fake body falling off a roof...

[Danny]

i saw 1 minute of this on zone horror the other night and changed over to watching waynes world instead.

[Neil]

i saw 1 minute of this on zone horror the other night and changed over to watching waynes world instead.

Wise wise move!

[Cody]

Island of the dead anyone?

[Philly_SWAT]

turns out somehow Jasmin St. Claire (the porn star) got mixed up with this 'film'. Now I've double checked with my girlfriend and she guarentees that even though Ms Claire has very large appendages, that does not account for why when taking a shower she seemed to need to repeatedly apply quite so much shower gel to them, and rub them quite so much...

Hey Neil, if you need an explanation of why that is a great scene, not sure what to say.....:lol:

[major jay]

Swamp of the Ravens is a great European/Texas made piece of zombie gold/crap.