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Purge
15-Oct-2007, 02:36 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html :eek::|:barf:
vill666
15-Oct-2007, 03:57 AM
that's too crazy!
AcesandEights
15-Oct-2007, 04:02 AM
My number two choice of the way I want to go out.

Remind me to tape a note to my chest the next time I engage in such activities that says: "And you better believe it was worth it!"
capncnut
15-Oct-2007, 12:22 PM
Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."
BWAAAHAHAHA!!! :lol:
Legion2213
15-Oct-2007, 12:26 PM
INXS fan??? :D
bassman
15-Oct-2007, 03:09 PM
Damn....this just changed my usual Saturday night routine....

:shifty:
Marie
15-Oct-2007, 03:27 PM
So..... He came and went at the same time?

C'mone, Ya'll were thinking it.... I just said it.:D

M_
bassman
15-Oct-2007, 04:04 PM
So..... He came and went at the same time?

C'mone, Ya'll were thinking it.... I just said it.:D

M_

:lol:

You perv.:p
MikePizzoff
15-Oct-2007, 10:00 PM
I never understood why people enjoy auto-erotic-asphixiation (sic). I wonder what the hardcore Christians at that church thought about this incident...
Terran
15-Oct-2007, 10:12 PM
I wonder what the hardcore Christians at that church thought about this incident...

Probally something along the lines of "The Devil tempted him"....

Devil: "Hey I bet you wanna suffocate yourself while jerking off"
Priest: "Hmm I dunno....."
Devil: *casually* " Come On!"
Priest: "Well just this once".......


What a rascal that devil is....
Danny
15-Oct-2007, 10:34 PM
lol, just thsi week a freind of mine (who works in i.t) had a guy in the ofice politely asked to leave and neve rcome back as he was found beating it at his desk, which was covered in flithy porn rags.:lol:

its seems to be "beat week" huh?
MikePizzoff
16-Oct-2007, 04:08 PM
This gives new meaning to "floggin the pope"

.......

:shifty:

[crickets]
capncnut
16-Oct-2007, 07:42 PM
Probally something along the lines of "The Devil tempted him"....

Devil: "Hey I bet you wanna suffocate yourself while jerking off"
Priest: "Hmm I dunno....."
Devil: *casually* " Come On!"
Priest: "Well just this once".......


What a rascal that devil is....
Either that or "God knew of the priest's impurity so he took his life." :lol:
CornishCorpse
16-Oct-2007, 10:43 PM
Either that or "God knew of the priest's impurity so he took his life."

Makes me think I should invent some kind of soul shield..
capncnut
16-Oct-2007, 10:54 PM
Well, when I was a teen I used to hang at one of the biggest church communities in the UK (who I wont name and shame) and I got chatting to a really cool youth minister, who was quite young and streetwise. We talked about stuff like the Sex Pistols and horror movies, etc. Well, I lost touch with him and it was a good year later that I asked a mutual friend of his where the guy was, as I sort of missed him a bit. I was told "God took his life because he was cheating on his wife with another man"...

...needless to say, I left Christianity there and then. :rolleyes:
Danny
17-Oct-2007, 10:48 AM
just a little update, that guy from my freinds work is now regarded as "the legend" or "danger wanker":lol:
Legion2213
17-Oct-2007, 01:26 PM
just a little update, that guy from my freinds work is now regarded as "the legend" or "danger wanker":lol:

Quality. :D
Purge
17-Oct-2007, 03:42 PM
I posted about this over on another site that I frequent and someone responded by saying, "DILDOWNED!" :lol::elol::clown:
capncnut
17-Oct-2007, 03:56 PM
"Right children, let's turn to the book of Dildoronomy..." :lol:
Danny
17-Oct-2007, 03:59 PM
tOo-maaaaaaaan-EEE Jokesssssssssssss, overlAOD, OverLoad! *BANG!*