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Geophyrd
18-Oct-2007, 06:19 PM
Click here (http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie)

I've got a 49% chance of survival, but in case you're looking at that thinking I've be a good person to hang with in the event of it, bear in mind I also said I'd abandon companions in a heartbeat to save my own life. Just fair warning

LivingDeadBeat
18-Oct-2007, 06:26 PM
I got 84%. I don't like these quizes, you can tell the outcome just by looking at the type of selectable answers :(

Legion2213
18-Oct-2007, 06:34 PM
62% - Curse this poxy fire arms unfriendly country! :mad:

I bet I would've got more if I owned a "shootah" :D

LivingDeadBeat
18-Oct-2007, 06:51 PM
My Dad has guns and I've fired them before, that probably helped my score.

bassman
18-Oct-2007, 07:55 PM
68 percent.

I loved answer D on question 12: "I start looting. This would be a perfect time to get that 42 inch flat screen I wanted!".

jim102016
18-Oct-2007, 07:56 PM
62% - Curse this poxy fire arms unfriendly country! :mad:

I bet I would've got more if I owned a "shootah" :D


One of your countrymen once told me owning a shotgun is a loopole in your gun laws? Is that true? Or does that just apply to farmers?

As far as the score, I have a fifty/fifty chance of surviving. I've grown out of shape, live near too many people, my baseball bat has twelve years of dust on it at my mother's house, and I can't think of too many places that'd be secure around here.

Geophyrd
18-Oct-2007, 08:00 PM
I actually finished it after posting (then editted my score in). Got the flat screen...its awesome but I keep getting Francis Ford Coppola trying to explain that 'they need to be shot in the head.' <smile>

Legion2213
18-Oct-2007, 08:06 PM
One of your countrymen once told me owning a shotgun is a loopole in your gun laws? Is that true? Or does that just apply to farmers?

I think he was mistaken or pulling your leg...a shotgun is a fire arm, so you need a fire arms certificate to own one. I can see how a farmer would have an easy time getting an F.A.C if he claimed that it was for pest control though...

I need to get me a farm before the dead start rising. :D

(my only really useful tool against the undead would be my Golok Machete).

wyvern1096
18-Oct-2007, 11:41 PM
68%--Surpised it was so high.

acealive1
19-Oct-2007, 12:07 AM
whoo hoo! 68%!!

Marie
19-Oct-2007, 12:29 AM
You Have a 69% Chance of Survival!

Mostly because I know how to lay low when advisable.

M_

jim102016
19-Oct-2007, 01:22 AM
I think he was mistaken or pulling your leg...a shotgun is a fire arm, so you need a fire arms certificate to own one. I can see how a farmer would have an easy time getting an F.A.C if he claimed that it was for pest control though...

I need to get me a farm before the dead start rising. :D

(my only really useful tool against the undead would be my Golok Machete).

Wow, so the best way to get a firearm in England is to find a real dark alley!

MikePizzoff
19-Oct-2007, 03:26 AM
49% - I had to answer honestly. I know the "rules" and what you should really do, and what everyone says they WOULD do... but what I'd actually do is a completely different story and drastically lowers my chance of survival.

SRP76
19-Oct-2007, 04:59 AM
I got 79%.

Some of those are B.S. The "canned food" question. That in itself (the "hermit" mentality) has been proven to get you killed. There are a couple of "no-win-scenario" questions, that should have had a "none of the above" option.

AcesandEights
19-Oct-2007, 05:09 AM
I need to buy some guns and move to the country toot sweet! I'm ashamed of my below 50% score :(

EvilFlyingCow
19-Oct-2007, 06:08 AM
"You Have a 78% Chance of Survival!"

acealive1
19-Oct-2007, 06:15 AM
people fail to realize zombies wouldnt make it through the winter. there'd be frozen dead re animated ass all over the place

clanglee
19-Oct-2007, 09:17 AM
52% with honest answers. Damn my family and my silly attachment to them!!:lol:

acealive1
19-Oct-2007, 09:20 AM
52% with honest answers. Damn my family and my silly attachment to them!!:lol:


**** em,i'd shoot my own mom if it meant she couldnt bite me

SRP76
19-Oct-2007, 10:15 PM
people fail to realize zombies wouldnt make it through the winter. there'd be frozen dead re animated ass all over the place

When is it below 32 for any real length of time anywhere south of Ohio? It has to stay that cold for a long time to freeze a body solid.

And, by "winter", you mean the time when my average temperature is about 70.:lol:

acealive1
19-Oct-2007, 10:45 PM
When is it below 32 for any real length of time anywhere south of Ohio? It has to stay that cold for a long time to freeze a body solid.

And, by "winter", you mean the time when my average temperature is about 70.:lol:

well it regularly gets about 20 degrees in tennessee in the winter along with golf ball sized hail sometimes.


i was speaking about ohio though........ and also u guys get hurricanes there.......so yea,undead ass flyin all over the place

one more thing. it was 20 below for a solid week here last winter. and in north dakota the high temp for about a month was -38

Skippy911sc
19-Oct-2007, 11:31 PM
87% for me...however I think I lost some on the question about helping others...I just thought the more of us the better. An the fact I cant run a damn marathon...what the hell did they make cars for anyway?

jim102016
20-Oct-2007, 03:30 AM
people fail to realize zombies wouldnt make it through the winter. there'd be frozen dead re animated ass all over the place

They'd just melt as the weather warms up in the spring! Question is, what kind of threat would they be then?

acealive1
20-Oct-2007, 04:02 AM
They'd just melt as the weather warms up in the spring! Question is, what kind of threat would they be then?


soggy?

zombiegirl
20-Oct-2007, 04:27 AM
I got 55% chance of survival. It could be worse. :dead:

mista_mo
20-Oct-2007, 11:56 AM
41%

I need some red paint to go fasta and some more dakka and choppy, then my survaval rating would go up to about 200% chance.

clanglee
22-Oct-2007, 10:09 PM
41%

I need some red paint to go fasta and some more dakka and choppy, then my survaval rating would go up to about 200% chance.

ummmm. . what?

ProfessorChaos
22-Oct-2007, 10:43 PM
73%...just need to stock up a little more food and buy a gun or two and i'm set.

acealive1
22-Oct-2007, 10:57 PM
you know......your chances go up when you start eliminating dead weight.


*shoots people who live with him and throws them outside to the undead*




:evil:

Danny
23-Oct-2007, 03:48 AM
you know......your chances go up when you start eliminating dead weight.


*shoots people who live with him and throws them outside to the undead*




:evil:

you strike me as a death race 2000 fan:lol:

"remember, if they scatter, go for the mother and infant"

acealive1
23-Oct-2007, 03:58 AM
you strike me as a death race 2000 fan:lol:

"remember, if they scatter, go for the mother and infant"

i honestly have only seen about 30 seconds of that.

wyvern1096
24-Oct-2007, 06:05 AM
you strike me as a death race 2000 fan:lol:

"remember, if they scatter, go for the mother and infant"


God, what a great movie! I haven't seen that in years. But it's up there with Smokey and the Bandit and The Roadwarrior. :D