The most cliche zombie movie start?

[Neil]

A hand coming out of the ground? eg:-

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For me this instantly kills a film:-
1) Why is a body buried in the middle of nowhere?
2) Or why isn't it rotten enough not to 'come back'?

[Anarchist86ed]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. How much cheesier can you get, and innacurate...