You know you've watched DAWN of the DEAD way too much when...

[DjfunkmasterG]

You start telling your friends during any sport activity you are winning... "We got this man, We got this by the ass"

[doubled77]

when your skin turns to blue-gray

[Mike70]

when you attempt to steal a news helicopter and fly it to pittsburgh

[MaximusIncredulous]

You want to dress up as a priest and tell folks "When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war."

[Griff]

...on your deathbed you tell your distraught family that you're gonna try not to come back.

[Legion2213]

You start telling your friends during any sport activity you are winning... "We got this man, We got this by the ass"

When after winning said sporting activity you start shouting...."We whipped 'em and we got it ALL!

[Dead Hoosier]

Or when every time you visit a mall, you're checking out how best to defend it.

[Trin]

You hum "The Gonk" everytime you walk through the mall.

[DubiousComforts]

You hang out on the rooftops of the projects saying, "s**t, man, this is better than I got."

Whenever you book a vacation and your travel agent asks, "Which island?" you reply, "Any island."

Holiday-themed: You run up to the mall Santa exclaiming, "It's Christmas time down there, buddy!

When family members ask what kind of gift you'd like, you say, "I need lighter fluid."

[acealive1]

you go into jc penny's in your hometown mall and try to climb the elevator shaft

instead of walking in the store front doors,you try taking the heating and cooling ducts to every store

[MaximusIncredulous]

you're at the grocery store and you grab a large loaf of bread and say "Manja!"

[MikePizzoff]

You start telling your friends during any sport activity you are winning... "We got this man, We got this by the ass"

I say that all the time; not just when playing sports.


When after winning said sporting activity you start shouting...."We whipped 'em and we got it ALL!

At least once a week.


Or when every time you visit a mall, you're checking out how best to defend it.

Guilty.


You hum "The Gonk" everytime you walk through the mall.

Yep.

Also, whenever two of your friends are arguing you grab your temples, start rocking back and forth, and repeat "We've got to remain logical..."

[Danny]

nothing personal dj but i ****ing hate these threads, ive been visiting her for over a eyar now and have yet to have seen one till now, they allways show up when its slow ,its like the forced senrance after an awquard pause. ugh!:mad:

no real reason, just like people putting there names at the end of each post but just gotta vent on this.

[DubiousComforts]

Also, whenever two of your friends are arguing you grab your temples, start rocking back and forth, and repeat "We've got to remain logical..."
Instead of doing that, I put on my eye patch and yell "DUMMIES!"

Hell, I do that almost everyday on this message board, you just can't hear me. :D

[DeadJonas190]

nothing personal dj but i ****ing hate these threads, ive been visiting her for over a eyar now and have yet to have seen one till now, they allways show up when its slow ,its like the forced senrance after an awquard pause. ugh!:mad:

no real reason, just like people putting there names at the end of each post but just gotta vent on this.

HELLSINGS GONE APE ****!

Oh wait, it was Wooly

[Danny]

i aint dead, but im... all messed up.;)

[DVW5150]

You see a nebbish driving really wrecklessly in a nice sports car, and say,"The only dumb ass that couldnt drive that car, is the one who can afford it."
I tried.:rolleyes:

[DjfunkmasterG]

When family members ask what kind of gift you'd like, you say, "I need lighter fluid."


"... and chocolates."

Every time you walk in the mall you say... "one stop shopping. Everything you need right at your fingertips."


Sorry hellsing, it was not intended to perk up post count or get the board rolling. Just a game to help keep people on their toes, and to see how many dead fans really know their DAWN of the DEAD.

[DubiousComforts]

"... and chocolates."
"Watches... watches!"

[Trin]

I was in the bathroom one day and actually wondered if I could build a fake wall over the bathroom door so my kids couldn't find me when I'm in there.

[DjfunkmasterG]

"Watches... watches!"

is it watches or chocolates.... or is watches said after choclates?

[DubiousComforts]

is it watches or chocolates.... or is watches said after choclates?
"Watches, watches!" is first followed by Peter saying something like "hey, get only what we need, I'll get a radio and television" and then Roger saying "chocolate!"

[DjfunkmasterG]

I guess I need to watch DAWN again and brush up.

[clanglee]

. . .whenever you see an escalator, you can barely suppress the urge to slide down the bannister.

[Philly_SWAT]

You go to Pittsburgh....PITTSBURGH....on vacation when you live in Daytona Beach Florida, and watch Dawn of the Dead on a portable DVD player as you drive around the Monroeville Mall parking lot, looking for light pole #30 to take a picture of.

[Yojimbo]

You go to Pittsburgh....PITTSBURGH....on vacation when you live in Daytona Beach Florida, and watch Dawn of the Dead on a portable DVD player as you drive around the Monroeville Mall parking lot, looking for light pole #30 to take a picture of.

Or you read what Philly wrote and think that represents a great time! Been there done that, probably again next year too!

[clanglee]

I was in the bathroom one day and actually wondered if I could build a fake wall over the bathroom door so my kids couldn't find me when I'm in there.

What a glorious Idea. Be tough to crawl up the rope ladder when you are prarie doggin tho.

[DjfunkmasterG]

What a glorious Idea. Be tough to crawl up the rope ladder when you are prarie doggin tho.

That would suck ass. :lol::lol::lol:

[MaximusIncredulous]

you walk around with a bag of truck hot-wire tools tightly strapped to your side. No way you gonna drop your tools like that other guy did. What a noob.

[DjfunkmasterG]

So you don't wanna be "THAT GUY" huh?

[bassman]

When someone says something about trucks, you respond with "Yeah!...Trucks!".:lol:

You buy a switchblade comb and don't even have a mustache.

[DjfunkmasterG]

I see this thread has some life in it, and to think after someones comments I felt bad about starting this thread... now I am glad i did. Have gotten quite a few laughs off it tonight.

[capncnut]

When the missus says, "it's that f**king film or me!" :eek:

[major jay]

When the missus says, "it's that f**king film or me!" :eek:
:lol: A movie so good it's wrecked homes.

[Griff]

You know you've watched DAWN of the DEAD way too much when...

You come back from the dead and eat the living?

[Trin]

... when you get tired enough of it that you want to watch Land again.

[MikePizzoff]

You know you've watched GAR's zombie movies too many times when you start associating seasons with different films.

Spring - Night
Summer - Day
Fall - Night 90
Winter - Dawn

[jim102016]

Or when every time you visit a mall, you're checking out how best to defend it.

Wow, I hate going to the mall, but I always think of how it could be secured as I walk through checking out the local tail.


When the missus says, "it's that f**king film or me!" :eek:

Ha, throw that woman to the curb!

[clanglee]

... when you get tired enough of it that you want to watch Land again.

Wow!!! That's WAY too much!!!:stunned:

[ZombieGrrL]

......... when you rate each Shopping Mall you visit for it's potential protection against the undead..... :clown:

[triste realtà]

You know you've watched GAR's zombie movies too many times when you start associating seasons with different films.

Spring - Night
Summer - Day
Fall - Night 90
Winter - Dawn

I do it even more with my CDs and tapes. I even got 'em down to day of the week. The color scheme of the cover art has a lot to do with it, too. But I associate Day with winter cause I got it for Christmas and watched it on Christmas morning, which is kinda gay but I was 14 or 15. During the winter, I watch it about once a week. I think I got Dawn around Thanksgiving but they did film a lot of that in the winter. Night I saw on New Year's Eve when very young.

But the real reason I'm posting is to tell Capncnut to check his PMs.:stunned::shifty:

[SymphonicX]

....too many times when...

you're kissing the back of your girlfriend's neck passionately, get carried away and start trying to chomp out some flesh whilst making groaning noises.....

Your girlfriend knows you've watched Dawn of the Dead too many times when....

She won't let you anywhere near her neck again....!!

Funny thing is....the truth isn't far from that...

[MinionZombie]

......... when you rate each Shopping Mall you visit for it's potential protection against the undead..... :clown:
Heck, ANY mall I go to I immediately think about Dawn of the Dead. :cool:

[DjfunkmasterG]

When the missus says, "it's that f**king film or me!" :eek:



I would tell her... "See Ya hunny, Don't Let the door hit you where the good lord split you."


Heck, ANY mall I go to I immediately think about Dawn of the Dead. :cool:

Me too, Everytime I go into my local mall I always think of Dawn of the Dead. I even hum the Gonk

[lullubelle]

When you see the news or someone acts up around you and you go, "Theres no room in hell"

[SymphonicX]

When you own about 15 copies of the same f**king movie. And buy more because they have different covers.

When you have Dawn of the Dead playing cards, and don't use them.
When you have 2 dawn of the dead zippo lighters, and don't use them
when you keep all the figures in their boxes
when you have the 1978 board game in its original packaging, unopened.
when you have all 48 lobby stills
when you have the same lobby stills but in German.
when you travel miles to a convention just to meet the actors
when you collect all the works of almost every cast and crew member since.
when the movie inspires you to go out and start a career in film making.
When you visit homepage of the dead and contribute to a thread called "you know you've watched Dawn of the Dead too much when...."

That's all me...lol

[DubiousComforts]

When you visit homepage of the dead and contribute to a thread called "you know you've watched Dawn of the Dead too much when...."

When you visit Homepage of the Dead...PERIOD. :lol:

[C5NOTLD]

when you start judging (scoring) bullet hits to the zombies like a olympic event.

[kidgloves]

When you spend hours trawling the internet learning how to rip the movie and then convert it into a format that will play on your iphone just so you can have it close to hand to watch that superb opening to the movie when you want.

... then you download the HD version (which is fantastic and so is Day btw) to watch on your PS3 just incase one of your circle of friends hasn't seen it yet ....

even though you have 5 different releases on dvd right at your fingertips

[wayzim]

You know you've watched GAR's zombie movies too many times when you start associating seasons with different films.

Spring - Night
Summer - Day
Fall - Night 90
Winter - Dawn

Actually, I associate Day with Fall, for a very good reason. When Sarah has her dream in the helicopter, she's looking at a calendar with a pumpkin field and the month, October. At the end of the film when she wakes up on the beach, she starts filling out November.

I almost think Fall for the original Night as well, but it could be early Spring, and I think way too much about this stuff.

Wayne Z
" As flowers faded before the shortening sun, trees bared themselves to an approaching autumn chill, something stirred on the air. In isolated hamlet, in the narrow alleyways and broad avenues of larger metropolis, awakening to a time when all other things looked toward winter slumber, Dead things walked."
DeadFall: Fools on The Hill.

[Doc]

When you own about 15 copies of the same f**king movie. And buy more because they have different covers.

When you have Dawn of the Dead playing cards, and don't use them.
When you have 2 dawn of the dead zippo lighters, and don't use them
when you keep all the figures in their boxes
when you have the 1978 board game in its original packaging, unopened.
when you have all 48 lobby stills
when you have the same lobby stills but in German.



:eek:

MAN! How popular is this film?:|

[DubiousComforts]

when you have all 48 lobby stills
when you have the same lobby stills but in German.
Wait a sec... there are 48 lobby cards?

[SymphonicX]

something like that yeah....I dunno...I got them stored away somewhere...there's f**k loads of them though...

[blind2d]

when you think to yourself at any time, "my, this would make a nice zombie fortress."

[MinionZombie]

when you think to yourself at any time, "my, this would make a nice zombie fortress."
Any self-respecting zombie fan has such things at the forefront of their mind. It's an important issue that needs attention ... just in case. :)

[Yojimbo]

I almost think Fall for the original Night as well, but it could be early Spring, and I think way too much about this stuff.


Original NOLD was early spring, Sunday "the day the time changes". I think I think way too much about this stuff too!

[DJEvelEd]

When you ask dumb questions as I'm about to:

Referring to the Shotgun Zombie. (The zombie Roger gives his gun to). How does he get on the roof at the end when they locked up the mall and killed all the zombies inside? Wouldn't he have been killed during the mall cleanup? He must have found a way out before they moved the trucks.

Has this question been asked already? Sorry....

[MinionZombie]

When I read "shotgun zombie" I thought of the one that gets its head blasted by a shotgun during the raid.

The one that carries that gun around, well that's not a shotgun, so it's rifle zombie I suppose. Not sure if there were other names attributed to it or not.

The specific question might not have been asked, but the topic has been discussed before. Basically he's one of the "hero zombies", so the actor is returning on a frequent basis. Meanwhile a bunch of the others were background zombies or day trippers or what have you. You've gotta keep your hero ones around as they're your definites, the others are background or fodder, so you can rip through them.

So it's a bit of realism suspension due to real world and practical constraints.

Or if you fancy an 'in-Dawn' explanation, I duno...the hero zombies (like the gun carrying one) just happened to exit the mall before the killing started somehow? :p

[DJEvelEd]

Rifle Zombie has a nice ring too. I love how he walks around looking into the barrel. I think he'd rather look at the gun than eat someone!!!!

[RustyHicks]

You know you've watched Dawn of the dead way too much when...

You start to make wallpapers for your desktop in your spare time.

When you and your wife go shopping you already make plans of
where to stay if a zombie invasion comes.

When you start to write the continuing adventures of Dawn of the dead.

When you make posters and hang them in the den.

When asked what is the greatest classic movie in the world
instead of saying Citizen Cane you saw Dawn of the dead.

When you spend hours searching on line for the rarest
memorbillia you can find for Dawn of the dead

When you own six copies of the movie and
plan to buy more when you come across them

[darth los]

You know you've watched Dawn of the dead way too much when...

You start to make wallpapers for your desktop in your spare time.

When you and your wife go shopping you already make plans of
where to stay if a zombie invasion comes.

When you start to write the continuing adventures of Dawn of the dead.

When you make posters and hang them in the den.

When asked what is the greatest classic movie in the world
instead of saying Citizen Cane you saw Dawn of the dead.

When you spend hours searching on line for the rarest
memorbillia you can find for Dawn of the dead

When you own six copies of the movie and
plan to buy more when you come across them


What!?! No " when you belong to a GAR forum!?!" :p

[RustyHicks]

What!?! No " when you belong to a GAR forum!?!" :p


Shame on me
:annoyed::shifty:

You're a huge fan when you belong to a Dead Forum:lol::hyper::skull:

[darth los]

Shame on me
:annoyed::shifty:

You're a huge fan when you belong to a Dead Forum:lol::hyper::skull:

:lol::lol:

I know it's no big deal to us but i catch a lot of flak for this. My ex always used to ask me " are you gonna go play with your zombie friends now"? THE NERVE !!:mad: She obviously doesn't appreciate the magnitude of what it is that we do here. :cool:

[RustyHicks]

I hear you Darth, at least we have a place to hang where the
people understand us and no one says....
"God dang you going to watch that movie....again..."
"Is that all you ever watch"
"Is that all you ever think about"
I could write a whole book of comments and
snide remarks I've gotten from friends and family over the years :)

[sandrock74]

When your called a "zombie lover" because you like Romero's zombie films AND your called a "Marvel Zombie" because you like comic books!

[Bub666]

I know it's no big deal to us but i catch a lot of flak for this. My ex always used to ask me " are you gonna go play with your zombie friends now"? THE NERVE !!:mad:

My wife says that to me all the time.

[DjfunkmasterG]

When I got divorced and made the first Deadlands film, the ex used to call and bitch me out over stupid **** about the divorce. I would say I am busy right now planning the movie, and he reply before hanging up would always be... Go play with your dead people... LOSER!

I would then call her back and say these dead people are a lot morelivlier than you are, when we had sex I thought I was ****ing a corpse... HO!


I hear you Darth, at least we have a place to hang where the
people understand us and no one says....
"God dang you going to watch that movie....again..."
"Is that all you ever watch"
"Is that all you ever think about"
I could write a whole book of comments and
snide remarks I've gotten from friends and family over the years :)

If thats the kind of things you hear from your significant other, than you are just years or months away from a divorce. You may think I am kidding, but trust me some day she is going to say its either me or the dead people.... who do you choose?

Then you have to answer that question and there is no reasoning with a woman scorned, especially scorned over a zombie flick.

[MinionZombie]

One day it'd be nice to find a nice lady who digs zed flicks as much as I, particularly Dawn of the Dead. That'd seal the deal right there. :cool:

...

You know you've watched Dawn way too much when ... you employ tactics learned from successes and mistakes achieved by the protagonists, in your own zombie dreams.

Yep, that's me.

Speaking of which, I had a wicked zombie dream the other day, there was a sort of community in a rural area of houses moderately distanced from one another, and we all had to keep real quiet from the roaming zeds, keeping the curtains shut and so on, but then make supply runs from house to house.

In the end, the zombies busted into one cottage and I was there as the place was falling down, in the end I was on the first floor upstairs in the corner of a room and the floor and wall farthest from me fell away. My feet were on two floor boards/struts, my feet forming a sort of right angle shape, all the while the zombies below were clawing up at me, their fingers just scuffing the bottoms of my shoes where they extended beyond the support of the wooden struts.

...

Then I woke up, it was a really vivid dream, and actually rather cool. I often quite enjoy my zombie dreams, they're never horror, more survival ... and I'm quite good at surviving in my dreams, I never die in my zed dreams, which is nice. :D

...

But yeah, a nice lady who was as much all about Dawn as I am would be rockin'.

[Yojimbo]

Then I woke up, it was a really vivid dream, and actually rather cool. I often quite enjoy my zombie dreams, they're never horror, more survival ... and I'm quite good at surviving in my dreams, I never die in my zed dreams, which is nice. :D

...

But yeah, a nice lady who was as much all about Dawn as I am would be rockin'.

Yeah, brother, I often have zombie dreams, but the funny thing is that my rifle never works, or I am out of bullets. I still enjoy these dreams, mind you, just wish my damned firearm would actually fire!!:annoyed:

Have faith, Minon. You will find your zombie freak woman someday. I did!

[acealive1]

when you start creeping around your house when people are around so they dont see you. :lol::lol::lol:

[RustyHicks]

When I got divorced and made the first Deadlands film, the ex used to call and bitch me out over stupid **** about the divorce. I would say I am busy right now planning the movie, and he reply before hanging up would always be... Go play with your dead people... LOSER!

I would then call her back and say these dead people are a lot morelivlier than you are, when we had sex I thought I was ****ing a corpse... HO!



If thats the kind of things you hear from your significant other, than you are just years or months away from a divorce. You may think I am kidding, but trust me some day she is going to say its either me or the dead people.... who do you choose?

Then you have to answer that question and there is no reasoning with a woman scorned, especially scorned over a zombie flick.


Sorry about the bad end to your marriage DJ:(

I am like Yojimbo, lucky enough to find a wife who loves Dawn almost
as much as I do...It's the other friends and family who ram my nerves:rant:



:lol::lol::lol: Good one Ace

[darth los]

when you start creeping around your house when people are around so they dont see you. :lol::lol::lol:

I thought that was when you're 30 and still living in you're mom's basement.:cool:

[The Loner]

These are all hilarious...lol

[DjfunkmasterG]

One day it'd be nice to find a nice lady who digs zed flicks as much as I, particularly Dawn of the Dead. That'd seal the deal right there.


**** dude, I have been looking for that since I have been dating, and that is 20+ years ago. However, i am still confident I will meet someone who digs zed films and wants to be a part of the movie thing I do. If I find the ONE that loves Zed films, and DAWN is her favorite... I may even consider getting married again. :D And I swore that off after the last one.

[Doc]

When my mom starts complaining why I watch the same film over and over.:rolleyes:

[Bub666]

When my mom starts complaining why I watch the same film over and over.:rolleyes:

My wife complains about that all the time.