Chuck norris facts lawsuit........

[acealive1]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/wr_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc;_ylt=AqekBwVbS89OFGJOC7LOZ2Vk24c A



its the only thing keeping him current with our age group and he's suing them......thanks chuck

[Tricky]

Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth **** itself and created Scotland.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.


etc.... :lol:

[Legion2213]

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits,"

I love that one. :D

[Mike70]

Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth **** itself and created Scotland.

great joke. i am gonna have to remember that one. "used by kind permission of tricky.":D:p

[Danny]

"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried"

*wipes tear of laughter form his eye* what a big baby it just humour, its not like hes gonna have kids using all there chemo enhanced strength to attack him for his precious octal elixirs:rolleyes:

[mista_mo]

its not like hes gonna have kids using all there chemo enhanced strength to attack him for his precious octal elixirs:rolleyes:


octal elixirs?

[Tricky]

He's only bitter cos he hasnt had a major film role in decades i bet :p
http://www.antowan.com/joomla/images/funnies/chuck_norris.jpg

[SymphonicX]

what a tosser.

[mista_mo]

I remember when Chuck Norris facts were funny.

then we heard them spouted out all of the time.

[capncnut]

"Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas", that one always raised a dry smile. :D