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Neil
04-Jan-2008, 08:43 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7171051.stm

Well, she could well have lost the kids now!

bassman
04-Jan-2008, 12:09 PM
No offense to you, Neil......But why do people seem to care about this girl so friggin much? If she hadn't stripped to a few pop songs years back, this wouldn't even be on the news.

I don't get why people think "stars" are so important and that we should care about their f*cked up personal lives...

Neil
04-Jan-2008, 12:33 PM
No offense to you, Neil......But why do people seem to care about this girl so friggin much? If she hadn't stripped to a few pop songs years back, this wouldn't even be on the news.

I don't get why people think "stars" are so important and that we should care about their f*cked up personal lives...

It's car-crash TV I guess... Someone who has everything and more... and yet just can't 'function'...

major jay
04-Jan-2008, 01:14 PM
I hate to admit it but i'm looking foward to Chris Crocker's reaction.:o

acealive1
04-Jan-2008, 02:53 PM
people put a magnifying glass on celebs and get mad when they react identical in situations we deal with. im sure if any of us had kids taken away in favor of someone with no job and you have to pay him money for it that'd we'd be off our rocker too.

Tied2thetracks
04-Jan-2008, 04:55 PM
No offense to you, Neil......But why do people seem to care about this girl so friggin much? If she hadn't stripped to a few pop songs years back, this wouldn't even be on the news.

I don't get why people think "stars" are so important and that we should care about their f*cked up personal lives...


I admit celeb trash is a guilty pleasure of mine. Didn't you enjoy it in school when the popular person got dragged through the mud? I do actually hope this train wreck of a life pulls her **** together but until she does I will be entertained by her zaney antics.

tkane18
04-Jan-2008, 04:57 PM
Britney, Paris and Lindsey.....Please God, make it stop! :annoyed:

ProfessorChaos
04-Jan-2008, 05:10 PM
she should be institutionalized. or euthanized. what a loser. her first hit was ten years ago...if only people could've known what was down the road for ol' brit.

funny that they had six police cars, two ambulances, and a firetruck all for this incident...must've been a slow night for the municipal departments of hollywood.

bassman
04-Jan-2008, 05:11 PM
I admit celeb trash is a guilty pleasure of mine. Didn't you enjoy it in school when the popular person got dragged through the mud? I do actually hope this train wreck of a life pulls her **** together but until she does I will be entertained by her zaney antics.

Ehh...not really. I was more of a "mind your own business and let them do the same" kind of guy. I did like to hate some of them, though.:p

Has anyone seen the trailer for "Meet the Titans"? The film looks like absolute crap, but i have to admit that I laughed my ass off when it showed a Spears look-alike shaving her baby's head and she says "now we match, Yay!" in a THICK redneck accent.

acealive1
04-Jan-2008, 06:35 PM
she should be institutionalized. or euthanized. what a loser. her first hit was ten years ago...if only people could've known what was down the road for ol' brit.

funny that they had six police cars, two ambulances, and a firetruck all for this incident...must've been a slow night for the municipal departments of hollywood.



they always over reacted for everything when i lived out there

darth los
04-Jan-2008, 06:46 PM
It's funny how much attention from the authorities one gets when you're in a high tax bracket....:rolleyes:

capncnut
04-Jan-2008, 07:52 PM
What is wrong with this stupid girl? First she gets married to a no mark, then she marries another no mark, turns into a skinhead, smashes up cars, gets her minge out everytime she's in front of a camera (eww, her rashed asshole :barf:), tries to kill herself and now she's dragging her kids through the mud. Seriously, someone ought to lock her up or take her out. Dumb cokehead slut.

kortick
04-Jan-2008, 08:15 PM
I'ds still do her
I like trashy broads with loose grips on reality

mista_mo
04-Jan-2008, 08:23 PM
i do believe the only way she can revitalize herself is to get naked in penthouse.

full on nudity/hardcore sexual scene. preferably, from the old, cute, not as trashy britney.

bassman
04-Jan-2008, 09:02 PM
i do believe the only way she can revitalize herself is to get naked in penthouse.

full on nudity/hardcore sexual scene. preferably, from the old, cute, not as trashy britney.

Do people even buy porn magazines anymore? I mean....what's the point? about 99.9% of the internet is porn...

darth los
04-Jan-2008, 09:45 PM
I'ds still do her
I like trashy broads with loose grips on reality


If it wasn't for those types of women men would never get laid dude. :thumbsup:

Danny
04-Jan-2008, 10:23 PM
No offense to you, Neil......But why do people seem to care about this girl so friggin much? If she hadn't stripped to a few pop songs years back, this wouldn't even be on the news.

I don't get why people think "stars" are so important and that we should care about their f*cked up personal lives...


i agree, this was on the news every five minutes this morning, they even showed her being put in a stretcher and then an ambulance, thats the kinda **** you shouldnt film, sure i think shes a dumb cow but still you gotta give people human deceny when **** gets this bad.

-though i do wanna see chris "tuckin' em behind" crocker make another big **** fit over this:lol:

darth los
04-Jan-2008, 10:39 PM
-though i do wanna see chris "tuckin' em behind" crocker make another big **** fit over this:lol:


Ew !! That's giving me flashbacks to ace ventura when they exposed sean young's "tuck". :barf:

Tricky
05-Jan-2008, 11:09 AM
http://www.noisetank.com/aaa/tonyHarrison.gif

"its an outraaaaaage!britney cant handle her fackin' druuuuugs!"


Seriously though,she really needs to have a quiet word with herself and sort her life out!

mista_mo
05-Jan-2008, 12:36 PM
or get naked on the World Wide Web....with Lidsey Lohan....

Tricky
05-Jan-2008, 01:03 PM
or get naked on the World Wide Web....with Lidsey Lohan....

Nooo,that would mean we'd have to see her nappy rash gash again :lol:

mista_mo
05-Jan-2008, 01:06 PM
would you be happy if she cleaned and properly maintained her ground beef esque cock swallower? all the manliness can't be good for her nasher.

I'd fund it.

DjfunkmasterG
05-Jan-2008, 07:08 PM
I'ds still do her
I like trashy broads with loose grips on reality


Nothing wrong with low standards :D

major jay
05-Jan-2008, 07:41 PM
nappy rash gash. :lol:

Nice line.

CornishCorpse
05-Jan-2008, 09:14 PM
I'ds still do her
I like trashy broads with loose grips on reality

You should meet my ex,kortick.

So essentially she lost custody of her kids..held em hostage and then according to the yahoo homepage had to be tied down and taken out of her front doors past the cameras? Minus the restraint and the battalion of emergency services this isnt anything special. Yet another sign our society is regressing, everyone look at the fool!

At least in the past they didnt have the choice to make themselves fools..You were born a fool.

Also Tricky noice reference to ze boosh but season three sucked massive stinking pork butts.

Danny
06-Jan-2008, 07:40 AM
'cept for tony harrison of course "ive had a liquid breakfast my freind, champaign on me golden grahams. i.am. steeeamin'!":lol:

Neil
06-Jan-2008, 09:19 AM
There you go.. She's lost access to her kids... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7172640.stm

Tricky
06-Jan-2008, 02:17 PM
'cept for tony harrison of course "ive had a liquid breakfast my freind, champaign on me golden grahams. i.am. steeeamin'!":lol:

tony harrison is absolute pure gold!:lol:
To be honest i think the third season of the boosh has been pretty good,i liked the one with the hitcher singing about eels,and the crack fox

Danny
06-Jan-2008, 04:23 PM
"hahh-a!, these'r mah galloshes!"

"...there jhonnys."

"uh-huh, mah squishy boots"

"right ,well your a freak and im going inside"

"mmmm, im gonna make you wear a dress and hurt you"

"-what?"

"um...take me with you"

:lol:

CornishCorpse
06-Jan-2008, 04:36 PM
tony harrison is absolute pure gold!:lol:
To be honest i think the third season of the boosh has been pretty good,i liked the one with the hitcher singing about eels,and the crack fox

Tony harrison is always good " Ive got not one not two but THREE crates of poppers!" and I liked the one where they went inside of vince to get the piece of the jazz record out but I jus thought it was alot less funny and in previous serieses it had been been aimed at the surreal audience but theres now a couple drug references everything. Seems like theyre trying to appeal to a certain audience plus they seem to be spending most of the episodes inside of the shop..Everyone to their own I was just expecting more. Season one I love, the radio I love, the second series after watching ti a couple times I love suppose Ill have to give season three another chance. Although it had its moments..

Naboo on Hash Cakes

" Take one and give it a hour and see you how you feel. Do not eat fifteen at once or you WILL see the devil and he will tear youre hear out through youre kneecaps" :elol:

Sorry for the thread hijack

Cant she appeal for her kids back when her mental stability comes back? suppose I should say if