We're Doomed

[SRP76]

I am now convinced that the human race has no hope of survival.

After seeing the ads on TV, I finally went to the online site to see the way average people react over a f*cking sandwich:

http://www.whopperfreakout.com/

This is why grouping up in a zombie outbreak is fatal. These are the people that infest our world. No help, no hope. It's all over....

[MaximusIncredulous]

They've been bread to be cattle. As far as the system is concerned, they're acting properly just as long as they don't figure sheet out.

[wyvern1096]

These are almost as funny as the "2 Girls One Cup" reactions.

[Chic Freak]

These are almost as funny as the "2 Girls One Cup" reactions.

Do I even want to know what that is?

[bassman]

Do I even want to know what that is?

No. Trust me...no.

[Danny]

that was damn funny, but it restarts for me at 4mins in, do they go ape**** after that?

[bassman]

that was damn funny, but it restarts for me at 4mins in, do they go ape**** after that?

Not really. It's not all that bad. Basically what you would expect. Just a bunch of "what?!?", "Are you serious???", and those kinds of reactions. Nothing amazing.

[Danny]

No. Trust me...no.

omigod.ohmigod.
i ****ing googled it, im chocking down vomit, no -just, no. that aint right.

i need a shower now, and some bleach, i lost my innocence today... :hurl:

[ProfessorChaos]

yeah, i've been hearing about this 2 girls 1 cup thing, and from what i've heard, if i never see it, it'd be fine by me.

btw, what i've heard is in reference to fecal matter, and that's enough to keep me away (unless it's cartoon poop, a la south park, i don't wanna see it)

[Danny]

"2 girls take turns vomiting and defacating in a cup and then drinking it"

ugh, im chocking down bile thinking of it.:dead:

[bassman]

omigod.ohmigod.
i ****ing googled it, im chocking down vomit, no -just, no. that aint right.

i need a shower now, and some bleach, i lost my innocence today... :hurl:

What the f*ck dude? What do you not understand about "Trust me....NO"???:lol:

My friend sent it to me one time and I wanted to cry. The whole time he's laughing his ass off like it's the greatest thing since the telephone.

[IRA_LCPL]

I think its just the beging of the end if yo ever read articles on Physchological Zombies these whoppe Jacka**es are exactly them. Even the one so called "Emo" kidthat freaks out and they arethe ones that are supposedly different and dont live by the beating drum of society... This whopper thing just poins out to me we are seeing the end of times in themaking try to findsome of the articles on consumer zombies and the like on google and youll understand. Im almost sad about this......

[wyvern1096]

What the f*ck dude? What do you not understand about "Trust me....NO"???:lol:

My friend sent it to me one time and I wanted to cry. The whole time he's laughing his ass off like it's the greatest thing since the telephone.

Curiosity is a bear. I wish I hadn't searched it out after laughing my butt off at a couple of the reaction videos. I'm pretty hard to phase but...


http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff140/confused1096/Cats/eyebleach.jpg

[MinionZombie]

Curiosity is a bear. I wish I hadn't searched it out after laughing my butt off at a couple of the reaction videos. I'm pretty hard to phase but...


http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff140/confused1096/Cats/eyebleach.jpg
bwahahaha! LOVE that pic! :D

I googled up 2 girls 1 cup after listening to an Opie & Anthony show on which Kevin Smith made an appearance. When they got on the uncut portion of the show, they just sat there for about an hour googling up horrendous (but legal, mind) porn...one of the things was 2G1C...so I just got so curious, and then it killed my proverbial cat.

I wasn't collapsing on the floor like you see all over those YouTube videos of reactions to it, it was gross alright...especially when they start hucking up on each other (as if the first part wasn't bad enough, right? :lol:)

But I've seen grosser things online that wigged me out more. One of my housemates at uni would keep saying "hey look at this" when I was passing by his room, and I'd come in and he'd always f*ckin' dupe me into seeing some "Rotten" image ... or there was some execution video from Iraq, and I was like "WHAT THE F*CK???!!!" ... yes, I should have cottoned on quicker and been more suspicious when he'd say that, but most of the time it was some fitty or something funny on that Big Boys site or whatever it is where it's just a bunch of funny videos of people being idiots...

Anyway, point being, 2G1C - I've been shown things online worse than that, or worse to me anyway, something that just wigged me out more personally ... I guess because I already knew that stuff like that was on the internet (what with South Park mentioning "german scheise videos" :lol:), so I wasn't surprised ... just grossed out.

Where were we? Oh yeah - BURGER KING, lol...yeah hellsing, a bunch of people just going "what, they discontinued it, but that's your thing" and so on...pretty boring, such an elaborate production for such an average video...I mean I "get" the joke, but the payoff just isn't that funny. :p

Still though, I'd probably be surprised if they said they discontinued it, it is their "thing" after all, but I wouldn't be bothered about it...just confused for a moment...but I wouldn't be asking for a whopper...it's a bacon-double-cheeseburger for me from Burger King.

[Chic Freak]

I hate stuff like that :( What could a girl's motivation for doing something like that be? None of the explanations I can think of make me feel any better. I'm not being a prude... I just think they're either not mentally fit to be doing what they're doing, or they're under some kind of duress :(

[capncnut]

i need a shower now, and some bleach, i lost my innocence today... :hurl:
<hellz slides down the shower wall Ace Ventura style> "NOOO!!!" :lol:

[AcesandEights]

No, the sky is not falling.

[wyvern1096]

bwahahaha! LOVE that pic! :D

I googled up 2 girls 1 cup after listening to an Opie & Anthony show on which Kevin Smith made an appearance. When they got on the uncut portion of the show, they just sat there for about an hour googling up horrendous (but legal, mind) porn...one of the things was 2G1C...so I just got so curious, and then it killed my proverbial cat.

I wasn't collapsing on the floor like you see all over those YouTube videos of reactions to it, it was gross alright...especially when they start hucking up on each other (as if the first part wasn't bad enough, right? :lol:)

But I've seen grosser things online that wigged me out more. One of my housemates at uni would keep saying "hey look at this" when I was passing by his room, and I'd come in and he'd always f*ckin' dupe me into seeing some "Rotten" image ... or there was some execution video from Iraq, and I was like "WHAT THE F*CK???!!!" ... yes, I should have cottoned on quicker and been more suspicious when he'd say that, but most of the time it was some fitty or something funny on that Big Boys site or whatever it is where it's just a bunch of funny videos of people being idiots...

Anyway, point being, 2G1C - I've been shown things online worse than that, or worse to me anyway, something that just wigged me out more personally ... I guess because I already knew that stuff like that was on the internet (what with South Park mentioning "german scheise videos" :lol:), so I wasn't surprised ... just grossed out.

Where were we? Oh yeah - BURGER KING, lol...yeah hellsing, a bunch of people just going "what, they discontinued it, but that's your thing" and so on...pretty boring, such an elaborate production for such an average video...I mean I "get" the joke, but the payoff just isn't that funny. :p

Still though, I'd probably be surprised if they said they discontinued it, it is their "thing" after all, but I wouldn't be bothered about it...just confused for a moment...but I wouldn't be asking for a whopper...it's a bacon-double-cheeseburger for me from Burger King.

I had a roommate like that. I learned to say NO in a firm tone of voice when he said: "Hey, check this out". I've also seen worse, I used to party down in Mexico... But still, that was just vile.

The Burger King thing wouldn't be a big deal until you realize they are freaking out over a dang sandwich. Then it's shocking in a "Lord, maybe it's time to kill all of us and give the cockroaches their shot" sorta way.

[Maitreya]

I hate stuff like that :( What could a girl's motivation for doing something like that be? None of the explanations I can think of make me feel any better. I'm not being a prude... I just think they're either not mentally fit to be doing what they're doing, or they're under some kind of duress :(


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