acealive1
15-Jan-2008, 04:27 AM
LONG list,but it works. trust me. these are by me,for all to learn from
1.never let a chick get ya down,peeps. im just telling you that from previous experience.
2.never give 100% cuz that means shes only giving 0%
3. Never close any options you might have in the avenues of dating, you never know when the girl you're talking to might leave you for someone in the navy just cuz "he's in the navy". (you'll only look bad if she leaves you for a marine,other than that you're just fine....then again.........no)
4. IF a woman ever says "yeah me and a friend have been hanging out all week" that's a red flag to get the hell outta there and that all bets are off.
5. Women do stupid things in general,so don't feel bad if she can't make up her mind. she might just be talking to too many guys and think she can get away with it
6. Women think all guys are dumb,they think that they can just have you on the back burner on a string til something better comes along. not always the case since most leave before the tide gets too high (i.e. a girl you're talking to says you can only be friends for right now just so she can go after someone else)
7. NEVER date a girl from a small town,it will not EVER work.
8. NEVER tell a girl you love her just cuz she said it first. even if she gets mad that you didnt say it back. swimfan,anyone? it'll only lead to HORRIBLE things like her being "scared away cuz YOU are moving too fast" even though shes the one that was going 100MPH
9.See how the friendship is going, if you've driven TWO hours to see her three times and she's had to be dragged along to see you just once then it's NOT WORTH IT.
10. and FINALLY...............If you drive two hours to see this girl and you're in town all week and you see her zero times because she's "really sick" then calls and is really apologetic.............................im sorry to say that you've been had because she's probably screwing someone else by now.
11: Make her count backwards from 100. If she can't do it fluently without missing some numbers, you probably should not invest too much time or emotion into her. (submitted by Joe B.)
12. NEVER TAKE AN EX BACK!!! no matter how much they beg and grovel. if anything, use em for the cheap ass and then be done with em again.
13. dont be nice to an ex, it never works for the better. they are constantly looking for ways to belittle you if they have a new significant other and you dont.
14. If you go on a date and the girl keeps wanting to eat at the same spot over and over, then thats exactly what your relationship is going to be like............boring,repeatative,same thing over and over...........
15. Never date a lush(professional drunk) people who drink all the time have a better chance of getting somethin in their head while in that state of lushness and will dream it in to reality until they totally stand by it. and plus i mean ANYTHING is possible this way. hell..........you might even get the person telling you that you threatened to cut their head off and put them on the 10 o'clock news.
16.If you date a girl more than 20 minutes from you distance wise.........BEWARE because you're not the only one she's talking to. i experienced this first hand and it isnt pretty. end it with them before they end it with you.
17. FORGIVENESS: In the rare event your ex bf/gf has contacted you 6 months after dumping you out the back door like yesterday's garbage to apologize, it's more than acceptable to forgive them most girls will never own up to dogging you....let alone call you to apologize.....notice i didnt say anything about dating them again. but thats not out of the question either if you feel its worth a second go round and that she had enough substance to apologize in the first place
18. Make time for your friends if you're involved with someone.....not saying spend every waking moment with your friends but hang with them from time to time. that way everyones happy and no one gets hurt or stepped on. most friends have a good enough relationship to where they dont step into each others lives as far as their bf/gf goes. plus this way its a LOT better since the mutual repsect is there enough to not be up under that particular friend and give them space and vice versa.
19. You DO NOT have to intermingle your bf/gf with your friends if you dont want to. most people prefer to keep those two aspects of their lives separate to avoid any confusion as to if someones being neglected. or if they just prefer to keep their relationship quiet because of that fact. the most they have to know is that you're seeing someone,beyond that its YOUR decision.
20. Is it possible to be friends with your ex's friends and family? Sure is! believe me when i tell you,nothing is holding you back from making new friends and that (the ex) shouldnt be an exception. once those people get to know you, they accept you for what you are and not because of how the relationship with the link to them turned out. it's a beautiful thing because not only do you have new connections in a new place, you also have a permanant way to piss off your ex.
21. can u move on from your ex and date their friend? HELL YEAH YOU CAN! why not? it's not like you two love birds formed an agreement before hand saying so. always remember,in the back of her mind she'd date your friends if your relationship took a dive.
22. Most women are carnivores......meat eaters..... or riders.... or..........you get the point. it doesnt matter how you look,dress,smell, or if you live at home with your momma. if they can get it easy,they will. no commitment is better since bedhopping is a sport amongst them just like some guys do it. (dont be fooled guys,women do it more than guys proclaim to. they just rarely get caught,and when they do it's REALLY REALLY ugly.)
23. Do you have to pay for your date when you go out? if you just started dating,trust me she doesnt consider you two an item yet..........therefore shes still playing the field....sometimes she goes into extra innings (dont ask). anyway, NO you dont have to pay. do it dutch and pay for yourself cuz once you start paying, she wont let it stop.
24. NEVER volunteer to loan her money if she asks. you can politely say no by say "motha****a naw!" or just looking at her like shes got five eyes. once you take the bait that she might wanna date you,she's gonna perceive that as "oh he's just GIVING his money away and i dont have to pay it back" keep your money,fellas.
25. Let her pick what you two will have on your pizza,or co exist. cuz sometimes you might wanna have to drop a lung if what she ordered doesnt sit well with your stomach. also if you're paying just get something you both will like.
26. Don't EVER get ANYTHING in YOUR name for another male/female! They'll **** you over!!!
27. NEVER believe someone that's in jail and you seriously thought they "Loved" you!
28. Never "fall head over heels" for someone who wants you to "come see them first" and then "take it from there", they usually stop talking to you for whatever reason and it's never your fault. this person knows who she is and it was a total waste of time i can never get back. heres another hint, this tall drink of water got scammed by some guy from the UK for OSU tickets for the game last weekend..........****in dumb ass.
29. Love the one you're with, if not.............you need your ass kicked and theres 50 guys out there waiting to take your place and marry your girl if you **** up.
30. PLEASE dont' waste time on a chick who tells you "no". if you get told no once no matter what for then its time to MOVE ON!! the first sign of rejection is the last one for me.
31. If you and a girl are getting along,say via email phone or internet and its working BEAUTIFUL.......................BEWARE. she might just only want a friend after stringing you along for a month. either that or their parents are racist and or they are already talking to someone besides you( the ex).
32. If your girl goes out of town every weekend for "her job",then break if off,shes screwing some other ding bat.
33. don't ****ing be all gloomy over a chick, why you say? well for starters, women are pretty vicious and they dont believe in a "grace period" after they get out of a relationship. hell, they probably are already talking to someone while you're still going out with them. in my case, i got dropped a day after everything was going fine and i was interrupting her and her boyfriend at dinner.............true story.
34. Should you talk to your ex after you get done dating? **** NO! in the words of an ex of mine "**** that ****!" ol' colonel mustard had some good catch phrases,didnt she?
35. if you take a chick 2 hours away on a trip with you and your boy,she should be forever indebted to you because you let her into your world so early. and if she ****s that up and drunk texts you from her phone saying you threatened to kill her.....and THEN calls your mom in a blind drunken rage(and adds more to her previous story) and says you threatened to cut her head off and put that **** on the 10 o clock news,then it's time to drop her. crazy girls from the burbs arent good for you.......or me.
36. if a chick says she "just wants to be friends"..leave it at that cuz she doesnt know what she wants and by the time she comes around just tell her to "**** off" cuz its too late.
37. do not EVER and i repeat EVER keep talking to a girl if she says "so would be alright for me to go out with someone and no i would never stop talking to you". that means get the hell away NOW! (MCS) cuz she's gonna do it whether you say yes or not. same with when they cheat on you,the relationship is over when they mes around. the chick who asks this magic question is not worth the heartbreak,struggle, or pain.......or wallet lightness. keep your money and buy yourself something.
1.never let a chick get ya down,peeps. im just telling you that from previous experience.
2.never give 100% cuz that means shes only giving 0%
3. Never close any options you might have in the avenues of dating, you never know when the girl you're talking to might leave you for someone in the navy just cuz "he's in the navy". (you'll only look bad if she leaves you for a marine,other than that you're just fine....then again.........no)
4. IF a woman ever says "yeah me and a friend have been hanging out all week" that's a red flag to get the hell outta there and that all bets are off.
5. Women do stupid things in general,so don't feel bad if she can't make up her mind. she might just be talking to too many guys and think she can get away with it
6. Women think all guys are dumb,they think that they can just have you on the back burner on a string til something better comes along. not always the case since most leave before the tide gets too high (i.e. a girl you're talking to says you can only be friends for right now just so she can go after someone else)
7. NEVER date a girl from a small town,it will not EVER work.
8. NEVER tell a girl you love her just cuz she said it first. even if she gets mad that you didnt say it back. swimfan,anyone? it'll only lead to HORRIBLE things like her being "scared away cuz YOU are moving too fast" even though shes the one that was going 100MPH
9.See how the friendship is going, if you've driven TWO hours to see her three times and she's had to be dragged along to see you just once then it's NOT WORTH IT.
10. and FINALLY...............If you drive two hours to see this girl and you're in town all week and you see her zero times because she's "really sick" then calls and is really apologetic.............................im sorry to say that you've been had because she's probably screwing someone else by now.
11: Make her count backwards from 100. If she can't do it fluently without missing some numbers, you probably should not invest too much time or emotion into her. (submitted by Joe B.)
12. NEVER TAKE AN EX BACK!!! no matter how much they beg and grovel. if anything, use em for the cheap ass and then be done with em again.
13. dont be nice to an ex, it never works for the better. they are constantly looking for ways to belittle you if they have a new significant other and you dont.
14. If you go on a date and the girl keeps wanting to eat at the same spot over and over, then thats exactly what your relationship is going to be like............boring,repeatative,same thing over and over...........
15. Never date a lush(professional drunk) people who drink all the time have a better chance of getting somethin in their head while in that state of lushness and will dream it in to reality until they totally stand by it. and plus i mean ANYTHING is possible this way. hell..........you might even get the person telling you that you threatened to cut their head off and put them on the 10 o'clock news.
16.If you date a girl more than 20 minutes from you distance wise.........BEWARE because you're not the only one she's talking to. i experienced this first hand and it isnt pretty. end it with them before they end it with you.
17. FORGIVENESS: In the rare event your ex bf/gf has contacted you 6 months after dumping you out the back door like yesterday's garbage to apologize, it's more than acceptable to forgive them most girls will never own up to dogging you....let alone call you to apologize.....notice i didnt say anything about dating them again. but thats not out of the question either if you feel its worth a second go round and that she had enough substance to apologize in the first place
18. Make time for your friends if you're involved with someone.....not saying spend every waking moment with your friends but hang with them from time to time. that way everyones happy and no one gets hurt or stepped on. most friends have a good enough relationship to where they dont step into each others lives as far as their bf/gf goes. plus this way its a LOT better since the mutual repsect is there enough to not be up under that particular friend and give them space and vice versa.
19. You DO NOT have to intermingle your bf/gf with your friends if you dont want to. most people prefer to keep those two aspects of their lives separate to avoid any confusion as to if someones being neglected. or if they just prefer to keep their relationship quiet because of that fact. the most they have to know is that you're seeing someone,beyond that its YOUR decision.
20. Is it possible to be friends with your ex's friends and family? Sure is! believe me when i tell you,nothing is holding you back from making new friends and that (the ex) shouldnt be an exception. once those people get to know you, they accept you for what you are and not because of how the relationship with the link to them turned out. it's a beautiful thing because not only do you have new connections in a new place, you also have a permanant way to piss off your ex.
21. can u move on from your ex and date their friend? HELL YEAH YOU CAN! why not? it's not like you two love birds formed an agreement before hand saying so. always remember,in the back of her mind she'd date your friends if your relationship took a dive.
22. Most women are carnivores......meat eaters..... or riders.... or..........you get the point. it doesnt matter how you look,dress,smell, or if you live at home with your momma. if they can get it easy,they will. no commitment is better since bedhopping is a sport amongst them just like some guys do it. (dont be fooled guys,women do it more than guys proclaim to. they just rarely get caught,and when they do it's REALLY REALLY ugly.)
23. Do you have to pay for your date when you go out? if you just started dating,trust me she doesnt consider you two an item yet..........therefore shes still playing the field....sometimes she goes into extra innings (dont ask). anyway, NO you dont have to pay. do it dutch and pay for yourself cuz once you start paying, she wont let it stop.
24. NEVER volunteer to loan her money if she asks. you can politely say no by say "motha****a naw!" or just looking at her like shes got five eyes. once you take the bait that she might wanna date you,she's gonna perceive that as "oh he's just GIVING his money away and i dont have to pay it back" keep your money,fellas.
25. Let her pick what you two will have on your pizza,or co exist. cuz sometimes you might wanna have to drop a lung if what she ordered doesnt sit well with your stomach. also if you're paying just get something you both will like.
26. Don't EVER get ANYTHING in YOUR name for another male/female! They'll **** you over!!!
27. NEVER believe someone that's in jail and you seriously thought they "Loved" you!
28. Never "fall head over heels" for someone who wants you to "come see them first" and then "take it from there", they usually stop talking to you for whatever reason and it's never your fault. this person knows who she is and it was a total waste of time i can never get back. heres another hint, this tall drink of water got scammed by some guy from the UK for OSU tickets for the game last weekend..........****in dumb ass.
29. Love the one you're with, if not.............you need your ass kicked and theres 50 guys out there waiting to take your place and marry your girl if you **** up.
30. PLEASE dont' waste time on a chick who tells you "no". if you get told no once no matter what for then its time to MOVE ON!! the first sign of rejection is the last one for me.
31. If you and a girl are getting along,say via email phone or internet and its working BEAUTIFUL.......................BEWARE. she might just only want a friend after stringing you along for a month. either that or their parents are racist and or they are already talking to someone besides you( the ex).
32. If your girl goes out of town every weekend for "her job",then break if off,shes screwing some other ding bat.
33. don't ****ing be all gloomy over a chick, why you say? well for starters, women are pretty vicious and they dont believe in a "grace period" after they get out of a relationship. hell, they probably are already talking to someone while you're still going out with them. in my case, i got dropped a day after everything was going fine and i was interrupting her and her boyfriend at dinner.............true story.
34. Should you talk to your ex after you get done dating? **** NO! in the words of an ex of mine "**** that ****!" ol' colonel mustard had some good catch phrases,didnt she?
35. if you take a chick 2 hours away on a trip with you and your boy,she should be forever indebted to you because you let her into your world so early. and if she ****s that up and drunk texts you from her phone saying you threatened to kill her.....and THEN calls your mom in a blind drunken rage(and adds more to her previous story) and says you threatened to cut her head off and put that **** on the 10 o clock news,then it's time to drop her. crazy girls from the burbs arent good for you.......or me.
36. if a chick says she "just wants to be friends"..leave it at that cuz she doesnt know what she wants and by the time she comes around just tell her to "**** off" cuz its too late.
37. do not EVER and i repeat EVER keep talking to a girl if she says "so would be alright for me to go out with someone and no i would never stop talking to you". that means get the hell away NOW! (MCS) cuz she's gonna do it whether you say yes or not. same with when they cheat on you,the relationship is over when they mes around. the chick who asks this magic question is not worth the heartbreak,struggle, or pain.......or wallet lightness. keep your money and buy yourself something.