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DjfunkmasterG
17-Apr-2006, 04:26 PM
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few
days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed
out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde)
followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"


( You're gonna love this..... )



She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

MissJacksonCA
30-May-2007, 11:15 PM
why's the blonde always a woman?

darth los
30-May-2007, 11:26 PM
The same reason why jokes always portray the husband or boyfriend as always this poor dumb slob who can't even find the front door in order to get to work without his brilliant wife's help, i guess.

Cody
31-May-2007, 03:26 AM
harr.