vissionaerie
22-Jan-2008, 03:41 PM
a friend of mine sent me these on myspace....their stupid but funny at the same time.....sorry if this is a repeat...
Stupid Zombie Jokes
Q: What do zombie cows eat?
A: Graaaaiiins!
Q: What is a zombies prefered mode of transport?
A: Traaaiiins!
Q: What kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear?
A: Haaaanes!
Zombie 1: "Hey who's keys are those?"
Zombie 2: "Jaaaaanes"
"I was walking by a zombie optompitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames!"
"My zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames!"
"A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine!"
"A chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss!"
Q: What did the zombie buy from the jewlery store?
A: Gold chaaaaains!
Q: Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs?
A: Becasue he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins!
A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, "Let's get outta here, this party is dead."
Stupid Zombie Jokes
Q: What do zombie cows eat?
A: Graaaaiiins!
Q: What is a zombies prefered mode of transport?
A: Traaaiiins!
Q: What kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear?
A: Haaaanes!
Zombie 1: "Hey who's keys are those?"
Zombie 2: "Jaaaaanes"
"I was walking by a zombie optompitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames!"
"My zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames!"
"A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine!"
"A chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss!"
Q: What did the zombie buy from the jewlery store?
A: Gold chaaaaains!
Q: Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs?
A: Becasue he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins!
A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, "Let's get outta here, this party is dead."