Vagina sofa

[Chic Freak]

Someone posted a link to this on the girly board I go on (Heavenly Hair (http://www.extra-muffins.com/hair/viewtopic.php?t=13507)) and I thought it might amuse anyone else on here whose sense of humour is as immature as mine :p

I present to you:

**the vagina couch (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html)**

[Danny]

*boggling ala mind* ...w-why?, what, why would you even make that?, its like a cock banana boat...

[MinionZombie]

:eek::eek:

Errrr...okaaaaaaay...

Funny ... and scary! :D:eek:

[Chic Freak]

It's nothing to be scared of, MZ ;)

[Legion2213]

That's horrific...it would be fun to dump a few outside Mosques and Churches though, just to see the reaction. :D

[DjfunkmasterG]

It's nothing to be scared of, MZ ;)


Well maybe it is nothing to be scared of, when it is not trying to SWALLOW you whole, but that thing is scary looking. Ok ay boys strap a board across your ass for that one. :lol:

:eek:

[bassman]

Yeah....I'm going to have to join the "scary" group....

[Mike70]

well chic that is one thread title that certainly immediately captured my attention.

but that couch is more than a little freaky. i wonder if there is a matching penis love seat?:lol:

[MinionZombie]

Any cha-cha that can swallow a person whole is terrifying. :D

[bassman]

You'll be needing one of these:

http://www.condomania.com/images/H-BGC_2_dt.jpg

[MinionZombie]

You'll be needing one of these:

http://www.condomania.com/images/H-BGC_2_dt.jpg
lol, great, so not only do you have to suffer the indignity of suffocating in a giant vagina, you have to look like a right prick at the same time ... BOOM-BOOM! :lol:

I'm here all week...:)

[kortick]

does it come in a water bed?

one with a real strong heater so
when you lay in/on it the temperature
is really hot?

who wouldnt want to slosh around in a hot, vagina
shaped waterbed?

great for the guest room fo when mom comes to visit to.

if she complains you can say
"hey I lived inside yours for 9 months
you can spend a night or two in that one"

[MikePizzoff]

Doesn't look very comfortable seeing as you don't sit ON the couch, you sit IN the couch.

[Terran]

It reminds me of my childhood :clown:

Damn but it looks like kort was first to capitalize on that aspect...

[slickwilly13]

Cool, I can see the clit. Time to go down....:p

[Chic Freak]

lol, great, so not only do you have to suffer the indignity of suffocating in a giant vagina, you have to look like a right prick at the same time ... BOOM-BOOM! :lol:

I'm here all week...:)

I genuinely "Laughed Out Loud" when I read that :lol:


who wouldnt want to slosh around in a hot, vagina
shaped waterbed?

Who, indeed... :rockbrow:

:lol:


Cool, I can see the clit. Time to go down....:p

Ha, that is one clitoris than no man could miss ;)

[Graebel]

I'll only get it if it has a vibrate option. :p

[MinionZombie]

I genuinely "Laughed Out Loud" when I read that :lol:

Ka-chiiing! :thumbsup:

Next stop, Seinfeld!

[Danny]

Ka-chiiing! :thumbsup:

Next stop, Seinfeld!

BA-DIP-A-DOO-DOO-DOO! :lol:

[major jay]

Ha, that is one clitoris than no man could miss ;)
I sense a little anger.

[FoodFight]

Honestly, I'm just looking for spare change!

[DeadJonas190]

It looks like it might be a tight fit...

[Chic Freak]

I sense a little anger.

Not at all :p


Honestly, I'm just looking for spare change!

lmao!


It looks like it might be a tight fit...

Hee hee!

I've just thought, if you had that couch and you were really bored, you could shave your head, cover yourself in red slime and pretend you were being born.

yep :shifty:

[DeadJonas190]

I've just thought, if you had that couch and you were really bored, you could shave your head, cover yourself in red slime and pretend you were being born.

yep :shifty:

OK now that is hillarious :D

[Shadowofthedead]

ok i dont know if im gonna take any heat for this so lets see. you sure you didnt take a picture or your own vagina and use photo shop to make it look like a couch cuz if thats the case im scared.:elol:

[Chic Freak]

I would be too :rockbrow:

[capncnut]

Who would want a couch like that? You'd look like a c**t sitting in one of those. :rolleyes::D

[MinionZombie]

Who would want a couch like that? You'd look like a c**t sitting in one of those. :rolleyes::D
Surely you'd look like a right cock, to be pedantic? :D

...

Anyone remember Furniture Porn, if I remember correctly Neil posted a link to it back on Loom. Anyway, get yourself a stiffy-shaped futon and you've literally got furniture porn here. :)

[major jay]

I've just thought, if you had that couch and you were really bored, you could shave your head, cover yourself in red slime and pretend you were being born.

yep :shifty:

Or use a few midgets for a multible birth.

[MinionZombie]

Or use it for some bizarre Biology/Textiles class hybrid at High School.

"Today, kids, we're going to learn about the layout of the vagina ... by sewing a large scale model, which also doubles as a sofa."

...

"Next week we'll analyse the inner workings of the testicles by sewing oval throw pillows to sit underneath the 6 foot long plush penis we made last month."

...

"Next month we will examine sexual intercourse by splitting into two teams to hold these large scale models before running at each other multiple times, at which point the Year 7's sewn model spermatozoa will be flung into the vagina sofa ... and don't worry if any of them land on the giant breast pillows we sewed last year, because the Year 7's might not be the most accurate throwers."

:lol:

Any excuse...:p

[mista_mo]

ummm....


yea...you guys..yea...

[Yojimbo]

Funny... but suddenly I'm feeling a bit inadequate for some reason.

[Chic Freak]

Funny... but suddenly I'm feeling a bit inadequate for some reason.

I'm feeling hungry, it's reminding me of a giant banana split with a cherry on top for some reason!

[major jay]

I'm feeling hungry, it's reminding me of a giant banana split with a cherry on top for some reason!
No chocolate sauce?

[MinionZombie]

No chocolate sauce?
Surely a side order of lemonade?

[dannoofthedead]

Wow. I'm not really sure what else needs to be said. Its a couch that resembles a vagina. Wow.

[MinionZombie]

Wow. I'm not really sure what else needs to be said. Its a couch that resembles a vagina. Wow.
Whatever you do, don't go down the market and buy up a load of fish, but accidentally dump it on said sofa and forget about it for a few minutes...the next bloke that sits on that thing will start to think it's some vast conspiracy and his suspicions were true! :eek::lol:

[Chic Freak]

Wow, that's some really gross responses there guys :thumbsup:

It could also double up as a "menstrual retreat." Once a month you get to hide away in there for a couple of days while people leave piles of chocolate and paracetomol outside, within arm's reach.

[MinionZombie]

Wow, that's some really gross responses there guys :thumbsup:

It could also double up as a "menstrual retreat." Once a month you get to hide away in there for a couple of days while people leave piles of chocolate and paracetomol outside, within arm's reach.
Waaaagghhhh!!! :eek:

It's a giant vagina with an arm coming out of each and it's eating chocolate!!! *runs away in terror*

[Chic Freak]

It's a giant vagina with an arm coming out of each and it's eating chocolate!!! *runs away in terror*

lmfao!

[p2501]

that thing has to collect crumbs like it's going out of style.... err...

i'ma go nowz....

[MinionZombie]

that thing has to collect crumbs like it's going out of style.... err...

i'ma go nowz....
*remembers an episode of South Park*

Cartman: Woah, that thing's really got sand in it's vagina!

...

All owners of va-jay-jay sofas - don't go to the beach, come back and sit on your vag-sofa immediately ... then you've got a giant, itchy vagina on your hands ... or technically, on your ass ... seeing as it's a seat and all. :)

[SoCalLoco]

The vagina couch is just another tacky set piece for low-grade morons who get off on toilet humor.

I think the few people that own a vagina couch are probably in the same demographic as those who cover their crotch with a patato on Halloween, and go trick-or-treating as a DICK-TATER.

[MinionZombie]

Whatever you do, don't put Paris Hilton anywhere near it, or else she'll fall in drunk ... then you'll have a right c*nt in a ... *ahem*...:sneaky::shifty:...surely that'd cause a paradox! :eek::stunned:

[p2501]

Whatever you do, don't put Paris Hilton anywhere near it, or else she'll fall in drunk ... then you'll have a right c*nt in a ... *ahem*...:sneaky::shifty:...surely that'd cause a paradox! :eek::stunned:

my god man, it'd undo everything..... EVERYTHING