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acealive1
06-Feb-2008, 10:38 PM
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLNMHEE


read this chick's profile. she says she has a daughter which is fine. then she says "im not a hot or not whore so dont think you're getting laid"



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


yea,cuz she hasnt done anything yet,right?

Khardis
07-Feb-2008, 12:53 AM
Having a kid makes you a whore? I don't understand.

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 12:59 AM
Having a kid makes you a whore? I don't understand.


nah its that she says shes not giving up the pants,yet she has a kid.... irony at its finest.
its like someone saying they're drug free but tells u to drop them off at the methadone clinic

SRP76
07-Feb-2008, 01:32 AM
"dont think you're getting laid"



Then what is the point of even talking to this woman?

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 01:36 AM
Then what is the point of even talking to this woman?


:lol::lol:

apparently its a lie since shes got a kid. thats the same woman who'd tell u she doesnt put out on the first date but still will

Khardis
07-Feb-2008, 02:04 AM
nah its that she says shes not giving up the pants,yet she has a kid.... irony at its finest.
its like someone saying they're drug free but tells u to drop them off at the methadone clinic

I don't think its like that at all, someone can be drug free today but have been a junkie 10 years ago. Likewise she can be guarding her vag now for the right guy because she made a mistake before that resulted in having a kid. In my experience knowing some single mothers, they usually do tend to be more restrictive after they have a kid because they don't want to repeat the same mistakes.


:lol::lol:

apparently its a lie since shes got a kid. thats the same woman who'd tell u she doesnt put out on the first date but still will

That is some pretty twisted logic. Maybe she had a kid with a husband who died, and the child was born in a marriage etc. Most likely not the case, but who are you to judge? Either way she can deny sex now and not be a liar just because she had a kid in the past. Have you ever done stupid things you've come to regret and don't do anymore? Would it make sense to say you still do them, even though you haven't in years, because you did once?

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 02:20 AM
I don't think its like that at all, someone can be drug free today but have been a junkie 10 years ago. Likewise she can be guarding her vag now for the right guy because she made a mistake before that resulted in having a kid. In my experience knowing some single mothers, they usually do tend to be more restrictive after they have a kid because they don't want to repeat the same mistakes.



That is some pretty twisted logic. Maybe she had a kid with a husband who died, and the child was born in a marriage etc. Most likely not the case, but who are you to judge? Either way she can deny sex now and not be a liar just because she had a kid in the past. Have you ever done stupid things you've come to regret and don't do anymore? Would it make sense to say you still do them, even though you haven't in years, because you did once?



i swear you're a woman or just a very feminine man. do u honestly think people my age actually get married anymore? guys drop a dna sample and split these days.

Khardis
07-Feb-2008, 02:27 AM
i swear you're a woman or just a very feminine man. do u honestly think people my age actually get married anymore? guys drop a dna sample and split these days.

Watch too much Maury? Be "conqubinin' " lately? "Guys" should be substituted for "boys". Men stick around to make sure any children they bring into the world have a good life. Did you not have a father to teach you this? Because you sound really insecure about yourself.

By the way I noticed you haven't had the nerve to say anything about the superbowl.

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 02:33 AM
Watch too much Maury? Be "conqubinin' " lately? "Guys" should be substituted for "boys". Men stick around to make sure any children they bring into the world have a good life. Did you not have a father to teach you this? Because you sound really insecure about yourself.

By the way I noticed you haven't had the nerve to say anything about the superbowl.


way to assume,idiot. my dad was there for EVERYTHING and thats more than most seing as how he was 2,000 miles away most of jr high and high school and he still managed to see me all the time. so whos insecure?
why would i have something to say about the superbowl? well since u brought it up. the last time on of your favorite teams,the giants won it all,they finished 8-8- the following season.......history repeats itself so enjoy it now.

Khardis
07-Feb-2008, 02:42 AM
way to assume,idiot. my dad was there for EVERYTHING and thats more than most seing as how he was 2,000 miles away most of jr high and high school and he still managed to see me all the time. so whos insecure?
why would i have something to say about the superbowl? well since u brought it up. the last time on of your favorite teams,the giants won it all,they finished 8-8- the following season.......history repeats itself so enjoy it now.

Ah, so your dad was out of the picture. I understand your subsequent misogyny following the majority of your posts dealing with women now. Another poor lad raised by the rappers and hair bands on MTV, sad sad sad.

And if the Giants are so horrible I just have to laugh... they massacred the Chedderheads and the NE Patriots to become the Champs. Well done I must say.

In answer to your previous question. You, you're insecure. Its evident in almost all of your lowbrow posts.

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 02:49 AM
Ah, so your dad was out of the picture. I understand your subsequent misogyny following the majority of your posts dealing with women now. Another poor lad raised by the rappers and hair bands on MTV, sad sad sad.

And if the Giants are so horrible I just have to laugh... they massacred the Chedderheads and the NE Patriots to become the Champs. Well done I must say.

In answer to your previous question. You, you're insecure. Its evident in almost all of your lowbrow posts.



you're the dumbest waste of life ever. anything anyone says,u try to spin it so u can get your rocks off only to sound incredibly stupid in the process.


i guess ur trying to pull the "dad wasnt there" joke cuz i said i was black a few times,right? you are a piece of work,man.


no matter what u think, some black men do actually stick around. way to show your ass on this one,hitler

Khardis
07-Feb-2008, 03:00 AM
you're the dumbest waste of life ever. anything anyone says,u try to spin it so u can get your rocks off only to sound incredibly stupid in the process.


i guess ur trying to pull the "dad wasnt there" joke cuz i said i was black a few times,right? you are a piece of work,man.


no matter what u think, some black men do actually stick around. way to show your ass on this one,hitler

Actually I said your dad wasn't around because you seem to despise and hate women, you apparently never learned to actually respect or even like them as people. This is a fathers job as a boy grows up. To teach them how to defend themselves, to teach them to be men, to teach them to protect and like women etc. When I see misogynists I usually think "no father" right off the bat. If that describes you, and its because as you said pop was 2000 miles away, you have my condolences, but seriously knock off the women hatred.

Plus you said most guys just drop DNA and split, and that doing otherwise was feminine.

As for the race stuff, I never brought it up, you did... again... Refer to my older post to you in a different thread where you were race mongering.

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 03:06 AM
Actually I said your dad wasn't around because you seem to despise and hate women, you apparently never learned to actually respect or even like them as people. This is a fathers job as a boy grows up. To teach them how to defend themselves, to teach them to be men, to teach them to protect and like women etc. When I see misogynists I usually think "no father" right off the bat. If that describes you, and its because as you said pop was 2000 miles away, you have my condolences, but seriously knock off the women hatred.

Plus you said most guys just drop DNA and split, and that doing otherwise was feminine.

As for the race stuff, I never brought it up, you did... again... Refer to my older post to you in a different thread where you were race mongering.








you just proved you dont know how to read and that you know how to assume.

Khardis
07-Feb-2008, 03:12 AM
you just proved you dont know how to read and that you know how to assume.

And you proved that when you can't argue your points efficiently and rebuff other peoples points you turn to childish name calling and race card playing.

kortick
07-Feb-2008, 04:48 AM
OK
first of all how did you even find this page?

and you gotta admit she is a little off.
most people dont use words like "whore"
and "laid" in their personal ads.

But we cant say anything too bad about
her cuz we dont know her life.
odds are pretty good she is a trip.

Why dont you just settle this dispute?
Ace or Khardis, one of you, give her a call
and go out on a date
and tell us all about her.

(ps take pics)

This might turn out fun.

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 04:53 AM
OK
first of all how did you even find this page?

and you gotta admit she is a little off.
most people dont use words like "whore"
and "laid" in their personal ads.

But we cant say anything too bad about
her cuz we dont know her life.
odds are pretty good she is a trip.

Why dont you just settle this dispute?
Ace or Khardis, one of you, give her a call
and go out on a date
and tell us all about her.

(ps take pics)

This might turn out fun.





youuuuuuu sick little monkey :lol::lol::lol:

ProfessorChaos
07-Feb-2008, 05:39 AM
i think that most people who use sites like these and myspace are whores/social morons/desperate/losers. when the craze for all these sort of sites began to stir, i scratched my head...what's wrong with meeting people in the real world? people are like "oooh, look at all my "friends"! check out this chick! isn't she hot? if only she didn't live 4,000 miles away!"

i know a chick who used to work the front desk at a fitness center i used to go to, and one night she gets a phone call from some dude from like six states away who just happens to be in the area, and somehow looked up enough info (that she had ignorantly posted for the whole world) to figure out where she worked, what she drove, etc. so then he calls and asks if he can pick her up after work to "hang out"....give me a break, freak.

i've got some buddies from home who belong to websites like these, and when i was in the marines, dudes would use sites like these to get chicks to come to the barracks to have their every orfice violated....and they came out in droves. everyone i know who frequents sites like these pretty much all agree that it's all about hookin' up and gettin' pu$$y.

laaaammmeeeee.

EDIT: this chick looks/sounds like a internet tramp to me....just like most of 'em on sites like these.

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 05:48 AM
i think that most people who use sites like these and myspace are whores. when the craze for all these sort of sites began to stir, i scratched my head...what's wrong with meeting people in the real world? people are like "oooh, look at all my "friends"! check out this chick! isn't she hot? if only she didn't live 4,000 miles away!"

i know a chick who used to work the front desk at a fitness center i used to go to, and one night she gets a phone call from some dude from like six states away who just happens to be in the area, and somehow looked up enough info (that she had ignorantly posted for the whole world) to figure out where she worked, what she drove, etc. so then he calls and asks if he can pick her up after work to "hang out"....give me a break, freak.

i've got some buddies from home who belong to websites like these, and when i was in the marines, dudes would use sites like these to get chicks to come to the barracks to have their every orfice violated....and they came out in droves. everyone i know who frequents sites like these pretty much all agree that it's all about hookin' up and gettin' pu$$y.

laaaammmeeeee.

EDIT: this chick looks/sounds like a internet tramp to me....just like most of 'em on sites like these.









:lol::lol:

my buddy in the marines does that a lot. hilarious stuff.

dirtydwarf
07-Feb-2008, 03:23 PM
everyone i know who frequents sites like these pretty much all agree that it's all about hookin' up and gettin' pu$$y.

laaaammmeeeee.

EDIT: this chick looks/sounds like a internet tramp to me....just like most of 'em on sites like these.

I don't understand..what is this...Pu$$y you all refer too? everyone seems to want it... :sneaky:

Khardis
07-Feb-2008, 08:56 PM
i think that most people who use sites like these and myspace are whores/social morons/desperate/losers. when the craze for all these sort of sites began to stir, i scratched my head...what's wrong with meeting people in the real world? people are like "oooh, look at all my "friends"! check out this chick! isn't she hot? if only she didn't live 4,000 miles away!"

i know a chick who used to work the front desk at a fitness center i used to go to, and one night she gets a phone call from some dude from like six states away who just happens to be in the area, and somehow looked up enough info (that she had ignorantly posted for the whole world) to figure out where she worked, what she drove, etc. so then he calls and asks if he can pick her up after work to "hang out"....give me a break, freak.

i've got some buddies from home who belong to websites like these, and when i was in the marines, dudes would use sites like these to get chicks to come to the barracks to have their every orfice violated....and they came out in droves. everyone i know who frequents sites like these pretty much all agree that it's all about hookin' up and gettin' pu$$y.

laaaammmeeeee.

EDIT: this chick looks/sounds like a internet tramp to me....just like most of 'em on sites like these.

Its only for "pu$$y" for losers. I use Myspace, its a great way to keep in touch with a ton of friends I dont get to see often, I also have my brothers and sisters on there, my girlfriend, and about 5 or 6 cousins. Its also a good way to share pictures from parties etc.

bassman
07-Feb-2008, 08:59 PM
Its only for "pu$$y" for losers. I use Myspace, its a great way to keep in touch with a ton of friends I dont get to see often, I also have my brothers and sisters on there, my girlfriend, and about 5 or 6 cousins. Its also a good way to share pictures from parties etc.

That's what I always say, but people continue to say it's for nerds and stupid sh*t like that. I get to talk with friends from school that are many many miles away. Hell, myspace helped me chat with one of my good childhood friends when he was over in Iraq. If it wasn't for myspace, I probably wouldn't have talked to him from high school up until his death.

acealive1
07-Feb-2008, 09:25 PM
That's what I always say, but people continue to say it's for nerds and stupid sh*t like that. I get to talk with friends from school that are many many miles away. Hell, myspace helped me chat with one of my good childhood friends when he was over in Iraq. If it wasn't for myspace, I probably wouldn't have talked to him from high school up until his death.

we have to admit,the world was less in touch with each other before the net. i myself have found relatives just from lookin online.



i found my uncle i'd never met before online. so it was 25 years in the making.