oh my....

[Adrenochrome]

saw this in a magazine and just had to share! look at the guys face!!!

[BTL_Juice]

But hey there's no sweeping the floor..

[Bubdotd]

Laugh my ****ing ass off.

[Adrenochrome]

this is from the same magazine! This thing is cracking me up.......hmmmmmm that's a little weird, I guess. they even send you a "Blacklight urine stain detector"....oh wait, I can say "piss" now.....they even send you a "Blacklight PISS Stain Detector" look at the bottom of the bottle; it says "For Pet OR People Accidents"

[Exatreides]

does it work with blood?

[MinionZombie]

I'd kick my own ass if some hairdresser whacked that sh*t on me, ha! I bet that guy is just watching his dreams of being a famous actor just pissing themselves down the drain...either that or the woman's just cut part of his scalp off ... oh dear, oh dear...and wow ... just imagine what a 22 inch neck looks like! I mean, my neck is just under 16.5 inches, so damn...22, that's a phat neck! Oh for fudge sake, that magic piss remover is freakin' classic... *holy pissing sh*t* Where the fudge did all these come from!!!??? Two thumbs fresh ... heck, now I can show it Now, to lower the tone even further, with that handy black light, I wonder if there is a magic cum remover? I mean think about it, Mommy goes snooping around the house looking for Mittle Kitty's pee pee stains (or her sleep walking husband's "people accidents" *sniggers*), and comes *ahem* across her 13 year old son's "happy stains". Oh man, can you feel that? That's the ground baby, the tone's right down on it licking it like mad! PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS

[Adrenochrome]

O Where the fudge did all these come from!!!??? Well, MZ.....I saved the best for last...... I found all these in some freaky catalog mini magazine that came in the mail for my girlfriend. (here's the link to a website I found on the back http://harrietcarter.com/)

[LoSTBoY]

That last one is just wrong. I had nightmares as a kid about a curled finger coathanger. I glimpsed it in some neighbours kitchen and thought he was cutting up people and turning them into furniture. That guy in the first one, heheheheheh. That is one of the many looks of disgust. This one has a high amount of sneer and a touch of wtf.

[MinionZombie]

Oh man, now you can finger any orifice on your body and not have to worry about unsightly odours under your fingernails ... frickin' eww dude, frickin' ewwwwww... A real man uses a pair of normal sized scissors, or flat out leaves tufts of hair poking out everywhere.