One night I walked home very late and fell
asleep in someone's satilite dish. My dreams were
showing up on TV's all over the world
If Toast always lands butter side down
and cats always land on their feet, what happens
if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
If a man says something in the woods
and they is no women there is he still wrong?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
If a word in the dictionary was misspelled
how would we know?
These quotes are just too funny not to share
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