excuse me whilst i weep a little

[Danny]

damn youse micorsoft!!

[mista_mo]

is that you hells?

[slickwilly13]

My SEXBOX369 has been acting up, too. Making weird noises and burned a ring on a game cd. My one year plan expires in 2 weeks. I'm trading it in for a new one. Before it crash and burns.

[Danny]

burned a ring?, thats a new one to me, ive seen rings etched about a bit under an inch form the centre when somone turns theres from flat to standing whilst its playing but aside form taht ive no idea how its done that. unless they accidently rigged yours with an experimental laser weapon by accident. and yeah, thats me, thats about a 3 on my piss-off-o-metre, im a mellow dude though youll rarely see me at a ten.

[mista_mo]

if you had a haircut i'm sure your accent would go away. your in all actuality from east russia. man i hope my x-c*nt never has troubles like that.

[Danny]

if you had a haircut i'm sure your accent would go away. ...if theres a joke there i aint getting it.

[mista_mo]

i just got off of work a little while ago and am tired okay... i think i was poking fun at the fact that i've never seen a english chap with long hair...i dunno yet...

[Danny]

oh i thought it was some kinda joke that doesnt cross the culture border or something. -Hnag on a minute, you didnt think english blokes have long hair?!?, jesus, go to google images and look for the downlaod festival we give the guys from finland a run for there money when it comes to dudes who "need a proper haircut and a decent job" as for the accent, i used to sound english but then i started watching MTV (before it got crap) so now my accent ranges between various slangs farmer, yobbo, eloquent and learned, nerd, white trash, 80's throwback and occasionally a little cowpolk from all the western films i sued to watch all the time seeps through as well. Though very few englishmen speak how were portrayed as in u.s television. EDIT - ive jsut realised ,adn would like to point out im wearing a papalazarou t-shirt, not a black adn white minstrel shirt. HELLLLO DAAAAVE! if you wanna know what it says it says "papa lazarou, he can do things" legend of a shirt is that.

[mista_mo]

as in: "more tea guvner?" "yes yes, the chap is out on his rocker if I must say so har har har. What say you about the stocks in imnvales rocking chairs Thadius?" *indistinct grumbling from Thadius* "By jove your rioght!! Nils, get on the ringer and send a message to whitechaple post haste!" you mean like that... Thats how the english talk right...

[Danny]

im gonna let you in on the biggest conspiracy of all time... NO ENGLISH PEOPLE TALK LIKE THAT! picture the queen adn jhon cleese, thats as posh as our accents get adn thats a regional dialect thats like one in every million.

[mista_mo]

jon cleese...i love that guy.... i dunno, the common stereotype of english is pretty much like what i typed above, but then again, most canadians apparently say aboot.

[Danny]

id say the average brit nowadays sounds like a cross between a medeival peasant and a new zealander. not a joke, but still funny i find.

[mista_mo]

never heard a new zealander accent....and how would we know what a medieval peasent sounds like oi? do english people say "oi" alot as well? or is that them "special" scotsmen?

[Danny]

the only special scotsmen are the smug ones whos accent makes them, to quote al murray, soudn like there balls are being gently rubbe dwith a warm, damp shammy leather.

[DeadJonas190]

Why are they charging you when they just extended the warranties to 3 years? Is that warranty extention only here in the US?