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  1. 01-Sep-2006 #1
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    Dawn of the Dead 2

    I couldn't resist... Despite the fact that I liked the remake, I couldn't help but think of this.

    Ok, here you go

    Dawn of the Dead 2: AthenFEAST!

    Haley Joel Osment stars in this story of a young, sensitive, and confused zombie teen that made it all the way to the olympics in the 100m, despite his constantly being shunned by a violent port-mortemist society.

    Overcoming the obstacles of rigor-mortis and decay, Dawn of the Dead 2: AthenFEAST is a "straight-for-the-jugular" smash summer hit sure to find a place in the hearts of families everywhere!

    Coming soon to DVD.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maitreya View Post
    I couldn't resist... Despite the fact that I liked the remake, I couldn't help but think of this.

    Ok, here you go

    Dawn of the Dead 2: AthenFEAST!

    Haley Joel Osment stars in this story of a young, sensitive, and confused zombie teen that made it all the way to the olympics in the 100m, despite his constantly being shunned by a violent port-mortemist society.

    Overcoming the obstacles of rigor-mortis and decay, Dawn of the Dead 2: AthenFEAST is a "straight-for-the-jugular" smash summer hit sure to find a place in the hearts of families everywhere!

    Coming soon to DVD.
    As long as you have some airhead chick chasing after her halfbreed mut. you should be fine.
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    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
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    Quote Originally Posted by darth los View Post
    As long as you have some airhead chick chasing after her halfbreed mut. you should be fine.
    you should have Paris Hilton play the airhead ( or the mutt )
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    Quote Originally Posted by fartpants View Post
    you should have Paris Hilton play the airhead ( or the mutt )
    Once in a lifetime a role comes along for an actor that's just perfect with respect to reflecting exactly how they are in real life. I guess this is it for her. You know that tinkerbell has to be in it as well.
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    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
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    Quote Originally Posted by fartpants View Post
    you should have Paris Hilton play the airhead ( or the mutt )
    That wasd an insult to airheads and mutts every where.
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    Just bad enough to get a greenlight from the geniuses that brought you Gigli.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yojimbo View Post
    Just bad enough to get a greenlight from the geniuses that brought you Gigli.
    Speaking of that, just put ben affleck and owen wilson in it and it's gauranteed to bomb.
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    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
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    Greatest idea for a movie eva!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maitreya View Post
    I couldn't resist... Despite the fact that I liked the remake, I couldn't help but think of this.

    Ok, here you go

    Dawn of the Dead 2: AthenFEAST!

    Haley Joel Osment stars in this story of a young, sensitive, and confused zombie teen that made it all the way to the olympics in the 100m, despite his constantly being shunned by a violent port-mortemist society.

    Overcoming the obstacles of rigor-mortis and decay, Dawn of the Dead 2: AthenFEAST is a "straight-for-the-jugular" smash summer hit sure to find a place in the hearts of families everywhere!

    Coming soon to DVD.

    That sounds like a halloween edition of an ABC after school special.
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"
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    Hmmmmkay... doesn't sound half bad... how about we throw in his gay lover zombie played by Cameron Bright...
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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