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    Smack Her Up Chuck

    - Chuck Norris the Woman beater

    Smack Her Up Chuck
    Change The Pitch Up
    Smack That Bitch Chuck



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    When Chuck Norris was born, that was the third time he had sex.

    There are no retarded people. There are people who have been roundhoused by Chuck Norris, and there are people who haven't.

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    Everything you wanted to know about Chuck, but were afraid to ask.


    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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    You should see that whole clip...if I am not mistaken, I think he parachutes into that car...then lays the smackdown on that woman...all in all...good television!

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    I don't think he parachutes in the car, instead he hangs onto the side of a plane and jumps into it. They have all the Conan clips on collegehumor or something like that.

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    It's been awhile since I got to watch Conan.....does he still have the "Walker" lever?

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    Honestly, how did chuck become such a cult Icon?

    I mean this guy is all over the web, he even endorses the site that cracks jokes about him. What is the sudden interest in chuck?
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    Dj, don't p.iss off chuck, he'll roundhouse kick ya in the throat!

    I have no idea why there is such a growing interest in Chuck - but you can say one thing about the guy, he takes people poking fun at him in stride.

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    "F*ckin Chuck Norris"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr
    but you can say one thing about the guy, he takes people poking fun at him in stride.

    Yes he does, he even picked his favorites off the list. How cool is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    Yes he does, he even picked his favorites off the list. How cool is that?
    I know, this is one of the reasons I can respect the guy. He can take a few punches (not literally.. ) and still come out with a smile on his face and even poke fun at himself. Now that is a guy with some character.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr
    I know, this is one of the reasons I can respect the guy. He can take a few punches (not literally.. ) and still come out with a smile on his face and even poke fun at himself. Now that is a guy with some character.

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    CHUCK FOR PRESIDENT


    We don't need a huge Military, we just need Chuck. One display of his powerful roundhouse kick and the terrorists would hide forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    CHUCK FOR PRESIDENT


    We don't need a huge Military, we just need Chuck. One display of his powerful roundhouse kick and the terrorists would hide forever.

    AMEN! A non-politically-affiliated-roundhouse-kickin'-crazy-dude like Chuck would be perfect for prez!

    That's it, how do we start a movement to get Chuck in the whitehouse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouCipherr
    AMEN! A non-politically-affiliated-roundhouse-kickin'-crazy-dude like Chuck would be perfect for prez!

    That's it, how do we start a movement to get Chuck in the whitehouse?

    This is how

    CHUCK 4 PRESIDENT
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    Chuck Norris craps out Grizzly bears

    Heh, I have a sick mind..

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