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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfessorChaos View Post
    here i was almost feeling sorry for the fella, but then i got to the part where he explained how he'd been using industrial machinery as genital stimulation devices. what a fukken putz.

    there is a kid who went to my high school who had a mishap lifting weights during gym class. he lost his grip on a dumbbell, which then snagged his ballsack and ripped it open on its way to the floor of the weight room. i can't even imagine how embarrassing that'd be.
    Embarassing?! Maybe I just don't understand because I'm not a man, but if something like that happened to me I'd be more concerned with the excruciating pain

    But yeah, the guy in the story is an idiot, if he exists. It's amazing something didn't go wrong sooner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chic Freak View Post
    Embarassing?! Maybe I just don't understand because I'm not a man, but if something like that happened to me I'd be more concerned with the excruciating pain

    But yeah, the guy in the story is an idiot, if he exists. It's amazing something didn't go wrong sooner.
    It's not true.... It's an urban myth... It's made up... The story is fake...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geophyrd View Post
    And before you decide to scratch a different itch...

    You're welcome for sharing...
    My Gawd.... it's true

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.asp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marie View Post
    Like I said...you're welcome for sharing...<lol> some things you read, cannot be unread.
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    This reminds me of a video i saw before.
    It was a man who cut his sack open with a knife, and turned it inside out. He just let his testicles hang there, blood seeping from what was left of his scrotum. Then he took the same knife and slowly began to cut his penis in half, and after he got about half way down he jammed a pen into his urethra.

    I dunno why I watched it tbh, but it was a unique experience.

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