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  1. 29-Sep-2008 #1
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    Classy wedding (warning: not work friendly)

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    dear god! if i was her kid i'd breast feed until i was 15!


    please top this off and tell us they were married by a fat guy in an elvis suit.
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    Yeah,that just screams classy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike70 View Post
    dear god! if i was her kid i'd breast feed until i was 15!
    I agree.
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  4. 29-Sep-2008 #4
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    One quote springs to mind:

    'to have and to hold
    from this day forward'

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    Quote Originally Posted by capncnut View Post
    One quote springs to mind:

    'to have and to hold
    from this day forward'



    What gets me is that they seem to be getting married in a large city. I figured this would be the kind of thing to happen out in the sticks...
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    "if your selling them puppies il have the one with the big pink nose" etc....etc
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    I would be embarassed if my bribe dressed like that. I don't care how good she looked. There is a time and a place for that. Honeymoon or behind closed door, then sure. I am for it. But in public. Hell no. Not to mention children and family members seeing that. And you know people will talk behind their backs. Just goes to show how trampy she is. She will probably cheat on him. *L*
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    lol, yeah, I wouldn't want my bride showing off 95% of the 'wedding night main event pre-amble funbags', aka the 'mid-show distractions' aka the 'post-game entertainment', to the entire audience, especially the dude up front playing about with the rings.

    I mean ... ... DAMN!

    Also ... I guarantee you that's the most flagrant disregard for the colour white on a wedding day there's ever been. You just know that anyone who'll wear that, isn't exactly unfamiliar with frank and his beans.
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    Somehow not quite as 'not classy'... But what the hell none the less!



    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    if that chick sneezed her milk-bags would pop out....how the hell anyone can pick a dress out like that and not have every single friend and family member trying to talk them out of it is beyond me.
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