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  1. 16-Oct-2008 #1
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    Jokes of the Day

    From Reader's Digest, Nov. '08 -

    Sign outside a very caring British pub:
    "Do not drop your cigarette butt on the floor. It burns the hands and knees of customers when they leave." David Beavis

    A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?" The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"

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  2. 16-Oct-2008 #2
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  3. 16-Oct-2008 #3
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    I think I'm gonna kill myself....
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.
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    I liked the Bounty one ... gentle, but got a chuckle outta me.
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    Aw, come on! I know they're mild, but it doesn't hurt to have silly, tame jokes sometimes...
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  6. 16-Oct-2008 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by SymphonicX View Post
    I think I'm gonna kill myself....

    Still alive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by horrormad93 View Post
    Still alive?
    hahaha

    only just...

    Quote Originally Posted by DawnGirl27 View Post
    Aw, come on! I know they're mild, but it doesn't hurt to have silly, tame jokes sometimes...
    hehe i was only joshing
    Last edited by SymphonicX; 23-Oct-2008 at 08:46 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.
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    All's forgivien ... All in good fun, right?
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    What do Obama and JFK Have in common ?
    Nothing...yet




    He is president elect so technically I can joke around.
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    A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car suddenly broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after.
    The service man opened the hood and after a while the looked up and said, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
    The man replied, "No, it's just frost on my moustache."



    One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
    A neighbour lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!"
    To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
    "The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull."
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    Are we suppose to post more jokes? Or maybe even more pirate jokes? OK...

    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

    Because they can spend years at C!

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    Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
    Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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