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Thread: is it true that zombies poo and wee? lol

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    I want to douse this thread in alcohol and toss a match to it

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    Wouldn't "food" just pile up out of their stomach, up their esophagus, and out of their mouth?

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    Hang on a sec, how can any of that work. The digestive system is shut down because the only functioning organ is the brain. TO me I think it would just build up and decompose within them.... My opinion anyway.


    You need a Liver, Colon and Intestines to digest properly, without them working I can't see how they could make poo... You need a working bladder and kidneys to generate pee.

    So, the answer is No... zombies don't pee or poo.
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    Well, wouldn't it be more likely that the rot and gasses formed by such decay would cause the abdomen to burst open, especially under the weight of a lot of ingested flesh?

    Of course, the above is making a lot of assumptions, especially with regards to the state of decomposition of the zed, but you know what I mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadrian0117 View Post
    Actually the bowels and bladder would be voided immediately following death (if not during the actual dying process)
    Hadrian is very correct. This happens in the majority of cases. So forget about what you mom told you about always wearing clean underwear just in case you get hit by a truck and killed. Clean or not, your are likely going to void your bowels and bladder at the moment of death.
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    Never been so glad not to be able to view a youtube vid from the office

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    that poo and wee song...ingenius lol XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by mista_mo View Post

    That song is awesome.

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