These had me chucking pretty good.
DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders.
FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman. (somehow, I don't think Zoe would let Mal boss her around much)
SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.
IT: Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.
RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter.
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
WORLD TRADE CENTER: Rag-tag group of underdogs succeed at a massive undertaking despite overwhelming odds, credit success with faith in God.
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