Real life zombie

[Danny]

the facial hair thing is something i picked in the army. tattoos...a scary uncle. black sheep of the family. big hairy looking biker dude. i should really dig up some pics of that guy and just how out of place he and my "aunt" looked at family gatherings. let me clarify that i have nothing against facial hair or tattoos but that i have neither and probably won't anytime soon. that's what i meant by non-starter. what about beards made to look like a tattoo? or tatoo a beard on your face!

[capncnut]

I despise tattoos with a passion, but that one kinda intrigues me. Almost beautiful, ain't it?

[MoonSylver]

what about beards made to look like a tattoo? or tatoo a beard on your face! Hells, I think you're the only man on the face of the planet that could find shit like that. I hereby dub thee gran vizier of teh interwebz... Okay, because--to be honest--I usually hear the term 'non-starter' used in the context of what someone will not tolerate in a prospective mate. In which case, for the record, facial hair is a non-starter for me too (sorry Moon ). Nope, that's it, you guys are off my Christmas card list... Seriously though, if you had a face like mine you'd want to cover it up too. I ain't wearin' a burka, so beard it is.

[strayrider]

If it ever hits the fan in America, at least we'll know who to shoot first. (no questions asked) -stray-