Celebrity BB 2010

[capncnut]

So, it has begun, the second to last Big Brother the UK will screen. I have to ask a question though, how many real celebrities are there in the house? The cast: Jonas Altberg - Tourette's stricken Swedish DJ Stephen Baldwin - Barney Rubble from The Flintstones Stephanie Beacham - MILF-tastic actress who starred in Tenko and Dynasty II: The Colbys Dane Bowers - Ex-singer with Another Level, more commonly known for fucking UK model Jordan Heidi Fleiss - 'Hollywood Madam' more commonly known for fucking everyone Katia Ivanova - Blonde model, more commonly known for fucking Ronnie Wood Vinnie Jones - 'Bullet Tooth' Tony from Sntach. Alex Reid - Cross dressing martial artist, more commonly known for fucking UK model Jordan Sisqó - American R&B artist who sings about thongs Lady Sovereign - An unknown female rapper from the UK Nicola Tappenden - An unknown model from the UK I mean, what the hell? With the exception of Baldwin, Beacham, Fleiss, Jones and Sisqó, I fail to see how the others are celebrities. Washed up turds more like.

[losherman]

Alex Reid - Cross dressing martial artist, more commonly known for fucking UK model Jordan a cross dressing martial artist???????

[Skippy911sc]

Vinnie Jones He has been in a lot of films... WTF.

[capncnut]

Seperated at birth? Heidi Fleiss and Chatter Teeth from Hellraiser.

[Danny]

I mean, what the hell? With the exception of Baldwin, Beacham, Fleiss, Jones and Sisqó, I fail to see how the others are celebrities. Washed up turds more like. and there's what the show is about dude, it was in front of you all along.

[Tricky]

Theres a few very good reasons I watch very little TV any more, and its shows like BB! pure, unadulterated cock shit And how come everythings got to be "celebrity" now anyway? Celebrity wife swap, celebrity big brother, celebrity strictly come dancing, celebrity dancing on ice, celebrity ready steady cook, celebrity mastermind, celebrity total wipeout, celebrity come dine with me, celebrity come dancing are the great unwashed public not good enough to appear on these shows anymore?? or do they all have to appeal to the fucking morons that read "heat" magazine etc who know more about soap stars lives than they do about their own family?

[blind2d]

Television kills. Lady Sovereign is good, man! Where were you one and a half years ago? Anyhow, chin up. When you're at the bottom of a mine shaft, the only way to go is up. Or, as some poorly-written/directed/acted "educational" film about depression and suicide once told me, "It's like I'm in this big dark tunnel, and at the end of it, there's just... more darkness." Sorry, but that line just cracks me up.

[CornishCorpse]

This is one of my worst confessions but this year I actually like Big Brother this is season what fifteen and Ive finally liked it. The rest before Ive hated but this season Ive started to like okay here are the reasons. - Vinnie jones, I love, hell I bought a film on the basis of him holding a uzi on the front plus the title "Assault on Darkness" Georgeous george from snatch as a undead Celt Mummy....Dont ask terrible. Vinnie jones as the grumpy guy who knows this is all bollocks and cant be arsed to waste his time? Love it. He cant be bothered with the fakeness, he will take his wage and be gone and has asked for his birthday to leave. xD -Stephen Baldwin, Ive only ever known him as Alec Baldwin brothers but the christian nut and intellectual speaker? Intresting adding religion and someone who wants to engage with others aswell as praising makes things intresting. A nut but someone who is bound to make things intresting, Ive got some respect for him. - Bass Hunter aka Jonas? Wtf? What he is doing in there? Sex/Drug addict in the house? Oh the fun... -No idea of his name, Jordans girl/boyfriend wants to make himself come off as smart and respectable and wants to talk about himself all the time. How long before someone tells him to get screwed, an insight into a character that all I know as " Cross Dressing MMA fighter ". His time to show he isnt just what the media shows him..So far they were right - The madam to the worlds most popular prossies? A bit of a curveball plus the fact she falls asleep when anyone else talks and looks pissed off when anyone else talks. - Mindless glamour wench? Just so it doesnt start feeling it has a intellect youve got to have the page 3 girl chipping in with whatever she can, Stephan walks in with a bible to pray for an hour and she chirps up "Oh look! He has a book!" -_- I know its bad but this year Im enjoying it, there are more characters and Im enjoying the hilarity. The higlight tonight was when steven baldwin walked into the bedroom and started praying and it cut to a shot of Vinnie just sitting on the bed akward as hell. Not grinning, trying not to look. Its terrible but for every episode of Band of Brothers and the Wire I watch I earn a slice of Stephan Baldwin whispering " Youre not stupid " to a confused Boxer. I enjoy my media the good with the bad, I enjoy things like Deadwood like a fine meal and enjoy every flavour but then again I enjoy Big Brother now again its like a late night kebab. Amusing at the time but you wouldnt do it sober, not while all the braincells are functioning

[Skippy911sc]

This is one of my worst confessions but this year I actually like Big Brother this is season what fifteen and Ive finally liked it. The rest before Ive hated but this season Ive started to like okay here are the reasons. - Vinnie jones, I love, hell I bought a film on the basis of him holding a uzi on the front plus the title "Assault on Darkness" Georgeous george from snatch as a undead Celt Mummy....Dont ask terrible. Vinnie jones as the grumpy guy who knows this is all bollocks and cant be arsed to waste his time? Love it. He cant be bothered with the fakeness, he will take his wage and be gone and has asked for his birthday to leave. xD -Stephen Baldwin, Ive only ever known him as Alec Baldwin brothers but the christian nut and intellectual speaker? Intresting adding religion and someone who wants to engage with others aswell as praising makes things intresting. A nut but someone who is bound to make things intresting, Ive got some respect for him. - Bass Hunter aka Jonas? Wtf? What he is doing in there? Sex/Drug addict in the house? Oh the fun... -No idea of his name, Jordans girl/boyfriend wants to make himself come off as smart and respectable and wants to talk about himself all the time. How long before someone tells him to get screwed, an insight into a character that all I know as " Cross Dressing MMA fighter ". His time to show he isnt just what the media shows him..So far they were right - The madam to the worlds most popular prossies? A bit of a curveball plus the fact she falls asleep when anyone else talks and looks pissed off when anyone else talks. - Mindless glamour wench? Just so it doesnt start feeling it has a intellect youve got to have the page 3 girl chipping in with whatever she can, Stephan walks in with a bible to pray for an hour and she chirps up "Oh look! He has a book!" -_- I know its bad but this year Im enjoying it, there are more characters and Im enjoying the hilarity. The higlight tonight was when steven baldwin walked into the bedroom and started praying and it cut to a shot of Vinnie just sitting on the bed akward as hell. Not grinning, trying not to look. Its terrible but for every episode of Band of Brothers and the Wire I watch I earn a slice of Stephan Baldwin whispering " Youre not stupid " to a confused Boxer. I enjoy my media the good with the bad, I enjoy things like Deadwood like a fine meal and enjoy every flavour but then again I enjoy Big Brother now again its like a late night kebab. Amusing at the time but you wouldnt do it sober, not while all the braincells are functioning You make me want to watch this... To be honest I have never watched Big Brother, and did not know it was even still on television. I remember the talks about it when it first aired in the US... That is all.

[Kaos]

Moved.

[Danny]

You make me want to watch this... To be honest I have never watched Big Brother, and did not know it was even still on television. I remember the talks about it when it first aired in the US... That is all. ah, can you imagine such a world that must be folks.

[capncnut]

Gotta admit I was watching some of the live feed last night, and the bit of fluff who was banging Ronnie Wood, Kat, had chocolate stains all over her teeth for half an hour and didn't realise. What some of the others were saying behind her back made me crack up.