There is only one person CHUCK NORRIS is afraid of...

[fulci fan]

There is one that is badder in the ass than Clint.

[rongravy]

I think if they were ever in the same room, they would morph into an unstoppable entity known only as Chuckwood Norclint. And it would kick the unholy living shit outta everyone in the vicinity and beyond...

[DjfunkmasterG]

There is one that is badder in the ass than Clint. Oh please. Clint would tell Snake to go ahead and make his day then after he shoots him in the ass would tell him to GET OFF MY LAWN!

[LouCipherr]

I kinda have to agree with Dj on that one. While I love Snake (Russell), he's nowhere near the badass status that is Clint Eastwood holds.

[bassman]

Puhlease. You think someone that wears pants like THESE has a chance against Blondie? That wardrobe decision has always baffled me. Even for the eighties, that's not cool.

[EvilNed]

Chuck Norris, man. Chuck Norris.

[fulci fan]

Puhlease. You think someone that wears pants like THESE has a chance against Blondie? That wardrobe decision has always baffled me. Even for the eighties, that's not cool. Siberian camo. I don't know if it was used by the military, but Carpenter comments on it in the commentary on the 2 disc special edition. I was watching Blades of Glory last night and I was thinking that Will Farrell could totally be the next Snake in the re-make. Just imagine the eye patch.

[rongravy]

Snake is a pussy compared to those giants. And I'll never forgive him for desecrating Escape from NY by making a shitty LA sequel. But physically Chuck would break Clint's hip or or worse. I mean if you wanna take them both back to their heydays where they were their healthiest, I'm going with Chuck. Even pitted against each other today! That was semibased in realityville. If you're talking about movie persona thing kinda stuff, then Dirty Harry would always puss out and shoot him. Philo Beddoe would at least try to bareknuckle it with him, but most of Chuck's characters would roundhouse the fuck and pretty much cave in his chest. Anybody wanna late night bong hit?

[DubiousComforts]

Clint wins just from the fact that Chuck Norris has become a stupid old man that actually believes he is the fictional psuedo-patriotic defender nutjob that he once portrayed in movies 30 years ago. My paternal grandfather was a prouder American than Norris and my father could kick his ass back to Texas.

[DjfunkmasterG]

Siberian camo. I don't know if it was used by the military, but Carpenter comments on it in the commentary on the 2 disc special edition. I was watching Blades of Glory last night and I was thinking that Will Farrell could totally be the next Snake in the re-make. Just imagine the eye patch. Ok FUlci, Your movie making decisions have officially been revoked.

[LouCipherr]

Ok FUlci, Your movie making decisions have officially been revoked. I'd like to second that.

[BillyRay]

Chuck Norris was never in a Francis the Talking Mule film, Therefore: Clint > Chuck

[DjfunkmasterG]

I'd like to second that. I will 3rd, 4th and 5th that decision too