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    VH1 Scream Queens

    I was channel surfing last night when I caught this odd entry into the reality show universe. Well, OK, The Search for The Next Elvira was stranger, but this one makes me wonder if directors are scraping the bottom of the barrel for acting wanna-bes.
    The premise is a hunt for the next scream queen (thus the shows title )to be in the film, SAW 3D. Despite the promise of watching the process of casting for a major Horror franchise, too much is the usual whiny bint moments with only one or two of the girls (Jessica ) worth anything.
    I thought the original SAW was interesting, but the series has definitely gone on way too long. Still, maybe Scream Queens will accidentally discover the next big star ... When Pigs fly, or Decapitated Heads(Bride of Reanimator/Cemetary Man)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayzim View Post
    I was channel surfing last night when I caught this odd entry into the reality show universe. Well, OK, The Search for The Next Elvira was stranger, but this one makes me wonder if directors are scraping the bottom of the barrel for acting wanna-bes.

    The premise is a hunt for the next scream queen (thus the shows title )to be in the film, SAW 3D. Despite the promise of watching the process of casting for a major Horror franchise, too much is the usual whiny bint moments with only one or two of the girls (Jessica ) worth anything.

    I thought the original SAW was interesting, but the series has definitely gone on way too long. Still, maybe Scream Queens will accidentally discover the next big star ... When Pigs fly, or Decapitated Heads(Bride of Reanimator/Cemetary Man)

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    dude, try spaces between your paragraphs. Will be much easier for us to decipher your messages, and for those of getting older and are in need of glasses, won't have to act like Forrest Gump when trying to read it.

    See the example I did in the quote box


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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    dude, try spaces between your paragraphs. Will be much easier for us to decipher your messages and for those of getting older an in need of glasses won't have to act like Forrest Gump when trying to read it.

    See the example I did in the quote box
    Wow.
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    Yes, this week has been particularly bad for me and perhaps I've been slightly punchy while typing.

    Most of the time the message generally gets through.

    I will, however, be more sensitive to the elderly in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayzim View Post
    Wow.
    Yes, I sometimes drift into Stream of Consciousness postings.

    Yes, this week has been particularly bad for me and perhaps I've been slightly punchy while typing.

    Most of the time the message generally gets through.

    I will, however, be more sensitive to the elderly in the future.

    Wayne Z
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    Thanks for understanding, and yes us older folks need a hand here and there to get through the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
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    Nice to know you're straightening your shit out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayzim View Post
    I thought the original SAW was interesting, but the series has definitely gone on way too long.

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    SAW had a wonderful pay off, I really didn't see it coming. If they'd never made any more it could've become a bit of classic IMO. Making more just made it part of the rather dull and uninspiring "tortore porn" series of worthless films.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion2213 View Post
    SAW had a wonderful pay off, I really didn't see it coming. If they'd never made any more it could've become a bit of classic IMO.
    You sure? Jaws, Halloween, Nightmare have a bunch sequels most sh*tty, but that doesn't stop the original films from being classics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion2213 View Post
    SAW had a wonderful pay off, I really didn't see it coming. If they'd never made any more it could've become a bit of classic IMO. Making more just made it part of the rather dull and uninspiring "tortore porn" series of worthless films.
    I remember seeing SAW on someone's DVD-Rip (I later bought the unrated DVD) and it blew my mind, it's a great flick and yeah, the ending just flipped my shit thoroughly. I didn't see it coming at all and I had chills all over my body for weeks afterwards just thinking about that final 'omfg it's all been revealed!' montage with that excellent music from Clouser.

    Saw 2 was a bit naff, but Saw 3 was pretty good ... sadly Saw 4 and 5 were impenetrable twaddle with annoying douchebag characters who claim to know so much about Jigsaw's method, but continually stumble onwards anyway despite his clear warnings (e.g. in Saw 4 when that SWAT dude - seeing as they'd practically killed off every original character by now - is told not to get obsessed and follow up this whole mess for his own sake, and nope, he just blunders on in anyway and sure enough he gets screwed) ... nobody ever thinks in the sequels beyond and including #4 (victim logic was already wavering in 2 and 3), nor do they attempt to decipher the meanings of the tapes. If they just stop a minute they could figure it out - like Saw 2 with the numbers on all their necks - nobody ever works together to survive in these damn movies anymore! ... sheesh!

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