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  1. 19-Jan-2011 #1
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    Balls + hammer = solution

    How much money has this guy (& the stupid girls he's slept with) cost the UK?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/fr...00/9362089.stm
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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  2. 19-Jan-2011 #2
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    There definitely needs to be more chlorine in the gene pool, that's for sure. Wow... just wow...
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    I thought Socialism was widely accepted in the UK. Not so?
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    I wonder if we can dub him "Octo-Dad" now..?
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    This kind of scum puts me in a bad mood. Not only do I consider this kind of person the scum of the Earth....I just don't get it. How anyone can straight up ignore their child is a complete mystery to me. I can't imagine living my life without knowing or spending time with my daughter...
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  6. 21-Jan-2011 #6
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    To be perfectly frank, the guy's a homeless fucking scag head - who'd want him around their kids?
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SymphonicX View Post
    To be perfectly frank, the guy's a homeless fucking scag head - who'd want him around their kids?
    Even more so, who'd wanna fuck this character (and get pregnant no less) in the first place?! I mean, talk about major "WTF?!" moment.
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  8. 22-Jan-2011 #8
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    It's a mad world. What an asshole. If I ever found him, I'd just shake my head and walk on.
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  9. 22-Jan-2011 #9
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    Ugh ... it's at times like these I wish my idea of "neutering ninjas" was a reality.

    I mean goddamn.
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  10. 22-Jan-2011 #10
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    But if we neuter ninjas... how will we have baby ninjas? They're already an endangered species, Minion! They'll go extinct!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blind2d View Post
    But if we neuter ninjas... how will we have baby ninjas? They're already an endangered species, Minion! They'll go extinct!
    *ahem* I meant Ninjas that Neuter others ... they'd use their superior ninja skills and render the scum of the earth seedless.
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  12. 23-Jan-2011 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    *ahem* I meant Ninjas that Neuter others ... they'd use their superior ninja skills and render the scum of the earth seedless.
    I had the same gramatical problem as this when I said "I hate fucking german car drivers"
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.
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  13. 23-Jan-2011 #13
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    Oh! NOW it makes SENSE!! Thanks for helping me understand, Minion!
    Symph... why would you fu..... oh! I get it!
    Sorry about that, guys. I just... I like grammar... and twisting it makes me feel smart... which is a good feeling for me... are we still cool?
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  14. 23-Jan-2011 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by blind2d View Post
    Oh! NOW it makes SENSE!! Thanks for helping me understand, Minion!
    Symph... why would you fu..... oh! I get it!
    Sorry about that, guys. I just... I like grammar... and twisting it makes me feel smart... which is a good feeling for me... are we still cool?
    Well I got a good laugh out of it...!
    Innocent victims of merciless crimes, fall prey to some madman's impulsive designs.

    Step after step we try controlling our fate. When we finally start living, it's become too late.
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