You know you have a drinking problem when...

[Publius]

...you consider beer a "soft drink": Russia is set to classify beer as an alcoholic beverage for the first time. One consequence of the move, apparently, is that advertising and selling beer in schools won't be allowed anymore.

[Ghost Of War]

...you consider beer a "soft drink": Russia is set to classify beer as an alcoholic beverage for the first time. One consequence of the move, apparently, is that advertising and selling beer in schools won't be allowed anymore. Really? Still, I suppose it's better than being able to buy cocaine in school.

[rightwing401]

"Yah, six shots of Vodkka and still writing!"-Robin Williams