OK! What wrong things have you put in the wrong place?

[Neil]

I sometimes have a sleep walking problem. One time I got up, stood at the corner of the bed(sober as a priest on sunday, mind you), pissed all over it, and laid back down. No recollection of it at all. Needless to say, the wife was angry with me. LOL! And I bet she never brings that story up!

[Trin]

Frozen chocolate rocks. It's the only way to eat a snickers or a reeses. I put a pan of steamed white rice into the deep freeze instead of the fridge. Have you ever frozen rice? It gets rock hard and sharp as little razors. I had to chip at it to get a bowl of it the next day.

[AcesandEights]

I put a pan of steamed white rice into the deep freeze instead of the fridge. Have you ever frozen rice? It gets rock hard and sharp as little razors. I bet! Like little spears. And yet rice based mochi 'dough' is a great exterior for ice cream and has an awesome consistency:

[Tricky]

I got shaving foam in my eye at the weekend and I'm telling you dudes, it hurt like an absolute bee-atch!I fell asleep drunk at my friends flat after a night out, so they covered me in loo paper & shaving foam, I woke up all disorientated & rubbed my eyes, massive error! I was flushing it out for about an hour & looked like The Terminator with one bright red eye!

[bassman]

Ouch. Must've been menthol shaving cream?

[Tricky]

It was the stuff with an aftershave type smell to it so will have had alcohol etc in, big ouch!

[Mr. Clean]

Fill'd the dog's bowl outside with food and water one morning and then grabbed the cat and threw his ass outside to go eat and went back to bed. Then woke up minutes later pissed off because the dog was whinning and wouldn't shut up. So, I'm like wtf. I just put your ass outside to eat. How'd you get back in? I go to investigate and the cat is sitting patiently in front of the door wanting to come back in while the dog is still in her crate upset that the cat might be getting her food. ---------- Post added at 02:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:54 PM ---------- Also, shortly after I had moved. I left work to go home and drove to my old apartment.