The poor man's Shoutbox

[Mr. Clean]

Lou's Failed Pickup Lines - #342, "The Rape Game" Me: Hey baby, wanna play the 'rape game'??? Chick: NO!! Me: Wow, you're a natural! This is gonna be FUN!! Tell them how you make 8 year olds cry twice then again, maybe you shouldn't....

[LouCipherr]

Tell them how you make 8 year olds cry twice then again, maybe you shouldn't.... You know what the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds is? There's twenty of them. If the early bird gets the worm, how do 'good things come to those who wait'??

[AcesandEights]

You know what the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds is? There's twenty of them. Once told this joke to a room full of teachers. Good times!

[Mr. Clean]

If the early bird gets the worm, how do 'good things come to those who wait'?? Nice! I believe this brillant question deserves a reward   By reward....I meant punishment.

[LouCipherr]

Nice! I believe this brillant question deserves a reward By reward....I meant punishment. Dear Mr. Clean: By posting a picture so vile, so goddamn disgusting in every possible sense of the word, I hereby banish you to the 9th plane of hell for all eternity. While we here at Hell, Inc. feel this punishment is not stern enough, it will have to do for now. Any future posting of that douchebag c*nt in any thread here on HPotD will be met with the full wrath of those of us here at Hell, Inc. And might I remind you, we are the ones who truly defined what 'wrath' is. Thank you, and enjoy your stay in Hell. (extremely) Warm Regards, Lou c/o The entire Hell, Inc. Staff PS - in the future, if you somehow are able to find a way to post from Hell, please note that the only picture of said disgusting c*nt that is allowed to be posted will be this one: /end transmission from netherworld

[Mr. Clean]

The United States of CLEAN just proved we have WMDs....Think it was the only one?

[LouCipherr]

The United States of CLEAN just proved we have WMDs....Think it was the only one? Probably not, but there will be no more posting of WMD's from you, Mr. Clean. We will transfer you to limbo if need be, and from what I've heard, that's even worse than the 9th plane of hell. BTW: that last picture helped ease the pain a little bit. Keep that up and we might transfer you to the 5th plane of Hell as reward for being a good minion. You'll like it there, Jimi Hendrix and Elvis are regulars. I've even heard rumors about visits from Whitney Huston...... Too soon?

[MoonSylver]

Almost as much fun as putting a Matchbox car up yer ass. Ah, good times....

[Mr. Clean]

I'm still quite fond of this thread.

[MoonSylver]

I'm still quite fond of this thread.

[LouCipherr]

[Mike70]

i hear that being over 40 can make you feel like half the man you used to be. how come i feel like a quarter of the man i was when i was half the man i used to be?

[AcesandEights]

Love it!

[MoonSylver]

i hear that being over 40 can make you feel like half the man you used to be. how come i feel like a quarter of the man i was when i was half the man i used to be?