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  1. 23-Jun-2014 #1
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    Fartzenegger

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3Jw2xdszQ
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
    -Carl Sagan
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  2. 23-Jun-2014 #2
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    Hmm.

    I think I've finally come to a point in my life where I no longer find fart jokes funny.

    Man, what's happening to me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNed View Post
    Hmm.

    I think I've finally come to a point in my life where I no longer find fart jokes funny.

    Man, what's happening to me?
    What is the point of living!
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    Good lord, Ned ... what's become of you?

    I, on the other hand, still find farts hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilNed View Post
    Hmm.

    I think I've finally come to a point in my life where I no longer find fart jokes funny.

    Man, what's happening to me?
    Being baked helps...
    Like beans.
    Just saying...
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