Disused fort on River Thames up for sale

[Legion2213]

Half a million asking price, would need a few hundred thousand to do up as well, but come on...it's a fort! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-28776184 Nice little bolt-hole for, well, you know what for!

[MinionZombie]

hehe, it's a bit rough as-is, and I'd imagine you might end up with a lot of soggy zombies bogged down in the mud, but in theory at least. Also - "basically" and "to be honest" - ffs Mr Estate Agent, expand your vocabulary.