If you took strangers in your home in a post-apoc world, what'd be your 3 rules?

[GBaxter]

If you had to accept strangers into your home in a post-apocalyptic world, what 3 serious and/or humorous rules would you impose, to protect your family and ensure order is kept?

[LivingDeadGuy]

If you had to accept strangers into your home in a post-apocalyptic world, what 3 serious and/or humorous rules would you impose, to protect your family and ensure order is kept? No smoking my shit, don't let me catch you drinking my shit, and if you bring any of them hoes up in here make sure that I fuck 'em first! (Gold star sticker for anyone who gets that reference)

[Neil]

If you had to accept strangers into your home in a post-apocalyptic world, what 3 serious and/or humorous rules would you impose, to protect your family and ensure order is kept? Any odd bite marks on you? You're going back out! Wearing a William Shatner face mark sprayed white? You're going back out! In anyway associated with The Asylum film company? You're going back out!