Post Your Favorite Movie Quote Thread!

[DjfunkmasterG]

From "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman: "Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, some homeless people... maybe five or ten. A NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot, near Dunkin' Donuts. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun... and a man, some old faggot with a dog. Last week I killed another girl with a chainsaw-I had to, she almost got away. There was someone else there, maybe a model, I can't remember but she's dead too. And Paul Owen. I killed Paul Owen with an axe, in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here...I guess I've killed 20 people, maybe 40-I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes, I even... well, I ate some of their brains and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I just, well, I had to kill a lot of people and I'm not sure I 'm going to get away with it this time-I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So... if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so, you know, keep your eyes open." I don't know what it is about American Pyshco I like so much, but if I never saw it I probably would have been real botchy about them casting BATMAN BEGINS with some guy I never heard of. So I am glad to have seen this film because I not only found out whom Christian Bale was, but it gave me a glimpse when they announced the cast of what a Bale based Bruce Wayne would be like.

[zombie04]

I don't know what it is about American Pyshco I like so much, but if I never saw it I probably would have been real botchy about them casting BATMAN BEGINS with some guy I never heard of. So I am glad to have seen this film because I not only found out whom Christian Bale was, but it gave me a glimpse when they announced the cast of what a Bale based Bruce Wayne would be like. I couldn't agree more. I saw American Psycho long before Bale was announced for Batman, but once he was I became very excited about it. Then with Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, and Liam Neeson following, I knew it would be a treat. And I really do think what made Bale so great was the fact that he could play both Batman and Bruce Wayne, which I think his predecessors had a hard time doing, either they were one or the other.

[Tullaryx]

Here's a couple classic faves. Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - They Live Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh*t... and Jack just left town. - Army of Darkness

[LouCipherr]

I don't know what it is about American Pyshco I like so much, but if I never saw it I probably would have been real botchy about them casting BATMAN BEGINS with some guy I never heard of. So I am glad to have seen this film because I not only found out whom Christian Bale was, but it gave me a glimpse when they announced the cast of what a Bale based Bruce Wayne would be like. I'll tell ya, just about everyone I know personally that has seen this movie loathes it aside from you Dj, but I absolutely love this movie. Bale is an awesome actor. Patrick Bateman: "I have to return some videotapes" and how about some fear & loathing quotes? "No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough." "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can." and my personal favorite "We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

[zombie04]

Here's a couple classic faves. Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. - They Live Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh*t... and Jack just left town. - Army of Darkness How did I forget They Live and Army of Darkness? I feel like an idiot now. I kind of feel like watching They Live now, so I'm going to go do that.

[Adrenochrome]

Peter Finch as Howard Beale from Network - 1976 Howard Beale: "I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. [shouting] You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: Howard Beale: [screaming at the top of his lungs] "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[Mike70]

sean: "how's that for a slice of fried gold?" ed: "yeah boy!" sean of the dead morden: "what do you want vir?" vir: "i want to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. i would stare into your lifeless eyes and wave like this (waves). can your associates arrange that for me mister morden?" babylon 5. not a movie but still a priceless quote. this is off the top of my head so you B5 freaks out there (p2501, neil) excuse me if a word or two is off by a bit. marcellus: "step aside butch." pulp fiction sarah: this operation was very rushed, it was put together in a matter of days." rhodes: "yeah, well it can all be taken apart in a matter of minutes lady. and i'm here to tell ya that i'm ready to do that little thing. i'm ready to take the next train outta here." sarah: "have you lost your mind?" rhodes: "no ma'am. have you? i just told i was willing to kill you if you didn't get back in your chair. you didn't get back in your chair." do i really have to tell you where these two are from? ash: "hail to the king baby" army of darkness

[DjfunkmasterG]

"One toke you poor fool. Wait until you see those goddamn bats." F&LILV (1998)

[Tullaryx]

Here's some more of The Man in Army of Darkness... Possessed Witch: You found me beautiful once... Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

[LouCipherr]

everyone in the movie to shaun: "You've got red on you" Ed: "I'd like to be shot now" both from SOTD I should've posted the funky pete bit, but didn't feel like typing it out.

[DjfunkmasterG]

everyone in the movie to shaun: "You've got red on you" Ed: "I'd like to be shot now" both from SOTD I should've posted the funky pete bit, but didn't feel like typing it out. Shaun; Don't scartch, whoa that was the second album I ever bought. Peter: It's four in the funking morning Shaun: it's saturday Peter: No it's not, its funking sunday, and I have to go to work in four funking hours because everyother funker in my funking department is funking ill. Now can you see why i am so funking angry Ed: Funk yeah

[zombie04]

South Park-Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Chef:"Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclomation?" General:"I don't listen to hip-hop." The Naked Gun-From the Files of Police Squad Mayor:"Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy." Frank:"Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy." Mayor:"That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!"

[HLS]

Samuel jackson from snakes on the plane "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER ****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER ****ING PLANE!!!!!!!"

[hseiken]

"...this isn't happening, it only thinks it's happening..." - Flynn, Tron (1982) ------------ "...I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to THIS F*CKING COUCH!!!" - The Thing (1982) (not sure of the wording of the quote, but everyone knows what I'm talking about) ------------ "I'm a zit!" - c'mon, do I have to cite this one?

[Chakobsa]

" There's no glowing fingers on these bastards" Derek in Bad Taste. " OhJesusChrist..etc" Sgt. Howie in The Wicker Man. " I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too." WWOTW, Wizard of Oz. " Your mother sucks c***s in Hell" Reagan in The Exorcist. "Broad sword calling Danny boy.." Where Eagles Dare.