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  1. 12-Nov-2006 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadman_Deluxe View Post
    Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume?











    A: Because they are ugly, and they stink!

    That joke 'stunk.' hehehehe
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  2. 12-Nov-2006 #32
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    Q: Why do women have small feet?





    A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
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    whats the difference between a strawberry and a dog

    you don't know what the friggin difference between a strawberry and dog is? what are you retarded.

    why did the chicken cross the road?

    cuz it has herpes

    why did the chicken cross the road?

    it didn't, it was dead
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    A skeleton walks into a bar.
    The bartender asks, "What'll ya have?"
    The skeleton replies, "A beer and a mop."


    Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnSpaulding View Post
    Q: Why do women have small feet?





    A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
    That is so sad..bwaahaaa
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  6. 14-Nov-2006 #36
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    "the nintendo wii"


    ...snigger......

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    What did the five fingers say to the face?













    SLAP!


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    Q. What's green and badass?





    A. A frog with a switchblade!
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