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    Door to door atheists visits Morman homes

    http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=185806

    Ever get tired of those religious nutters knocking on your door and pushing their religion? This guy decided it was time to bring his message to the Mormons.


    Beware the beast, man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
    - 23rd Sacred Scroll, 6th verse

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    damn thats funny


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    meh...I like to have fun with those guys, anyways. Like, answering the door in my goatleggings and such...

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    lol funny video.

    the best is just freaking them out by saying "what are you going to do about the jews?" or "if i like poo, is that a sin?"

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    That was freakin' hilarious! Love it! About time someone did it. We used to get a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses bashing on our door yammering on about their own bollocks, which we don't believe in one bit. They don't come around anymore thankfully, of their own volition it appears.

    We've had this one woman though come around a couple of times, some middle-aged mousy kinda woman preaching some kind of "alternative" Christianity where they try and trick you by saying 'yes I see the contradictions and I support your disbelief of a religion based on nothing more than heresay and the word of man' ... then she launches into some variation of Christianity mumbo jumbo.

    My Dad answers the door to such things, my Mum hates door knocking with a passion - as do I. My Dad likes to get into conversations though and discuss why they are wrong - crap! I just remembered why the Jehovah's don't come around anymore! - My Dad talked them to death one day. They kept coming around for a while and he got sick and tired of it, so he talked to them to the point they were desperately trying to get away - and they never came back. (My memory is slow, but it gets there. )

    Anyway, I despise door bashing religion peddlers. If I want to know about that stuff, I'll come and find it myself, DON'T come to MY door UNASKED.

    I'm athiest and am sticking by it, I believe in science and evolution (creationism flat out isn't a science, it's a belief - and therefore remains, if anywhere in schools, in Religious Education class as part of a full explanation of the beliefs of all religions).

    *sigh*

    Hilarious and "f*ck yeah! have some of that, ya bastards!" to see the shoe on the other foot there. Excellent. Door bashers are the sales calls, junk mail and spam email (all rolled into one) of the religious world.

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    LoL, that's funny.

    It's even funnier that some folks take their atheism to the level of a religion, believing in the non-existence of something just as strongly as some believe in the existence of something. You can't believe in nothing... but some do.
    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

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    Tha was funny! Those people had no sence of humor.

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    I think i wrote this here about 3 years ago, but it's still exceptionally valid:
    "If [religion] gets you through your day, sure...maybe a pack of cigarettes and a hooker get me through my day, the only difference is I don't show up at your door sunday morning, banging on your door, trying to get you to accept a handjob from a skank in a short vinyl skirt"
    - Doug Stanhope, Die Laughing
    Last edited by chal; 26-Nov-2006 at 03:49 PM. Reason: Added album title

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    Quote Originally Posted by chal View Post
    "If [religion] gets you through your day, sure...maybe a pack of cigarettes and a hooker get me through my day, the only difference is I don't show up at your door sunday morning, banging on your door, trying to get you to accept a handjob from a skank in a short vinyl skirt"
    - Doug Stanhope, Die Laughing
    Now that's what I call front door service!

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