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    Another funny news story! Involves a sword and porno!

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/por....ap/index.html

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    According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock.

    "Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

    The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

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    Porno for Sword freaks

    It is funny as hell to be such a vigilante , then find a guy wacking to porn .He was gonna save the day , only to be deflated to tresspasser w/ intent to save a damsell in distress ...
    "Goodbye , I am gone."

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    lol kinda sad really, he sounds like a good fella to take such a risk.

    now he'll probably get bummed in the showers, ohhh the irony...
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

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    Saving Prvt. Arguments ...

    i saw a couple fighting on the street some years ago in Orlando Fl. , the guy was hitting her in the face ... She was screaming for help . So being a good natured gent, I came to her aid . His fist met my open hand , stopping it .With a shocked look , he shouted " Get the frack away from my daughter!" She looked at least 20 years old, him mid- forties. She just ran away , and he kept trying to kick my arse ... I left him laying in the parking lot crying his eyes out ...I stepped in something for sure ...
    "Goodbye , I am gone."

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    "Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword."I had the sword extended, but that was all," he said."
    So extending a sword isnt a threat? This guy is DUMB. helpfully misguided, but dumb.
    Duh. I pointed the gun at him, but I never threatened him.
    DOUBLE DUH
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    Check out the guy in the photo. Looks like a complete psycho to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVW5150 View Post
    i saw a couple fighting on the street some years ago in Orlando Fl. , the guy was hitting her in the face ... She was screaming for help . So being a good natured gent, I came to her aid . His fist met my open hand , stopping it .With a shocked look , he shouted " Get the frack away from my daughter!" She looked at least 20 years old, him mid- forties. She just ran away , and he kept trying to kick my arse ... I left him laying in the parking lot crying his eyes out ...I stepped in something for sure ...
    I had an experience like that except the guy looked strait out of "Cops". No shirt, coked out etc. and HUGE
    I thought he was going to kick the crap outta me.
    I stepped in becasue he was punching his girl in the head repeatedly and she was holding a very small infant.
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

    "It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done. By the way, if you see your Mother, tell her I said...
    Satan, Satan, Satan!"
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    That is kinda funny. At least he was wanting to come to the rescue. he should have easedropped a little longer and if he heard "Whos your dady" or "ya baby ya" he would have cought on.

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