Dreams

[Tricky]

*joins hellsing ... but positions self so that hellsing is between me and RottedFreak* tricky backs up behind MZ & hellsing,and also loads new paintball gun with ballbearings,finger twitching on the trigger.... Back to the thread though,ive had some weird and wonderful dreams,some horrid ones as well,ive even had ones where ive felt physical pain in the dream & its actually still hurting when i wake up!i reckon its probably muscle cramps that are incorperating themselves into my dreams,like when you fall asleep in a room with other people who are talking,and their voices carry on into your dream in a weird way...

[MinionZombie]

I love that spacey sense you get when falling asleep with the TV on, it's like being drunk...ish. I once had a dream, not sure what happened in it, but I woke up and I must have been fighting to the death in my dream, because I had a cold sweat a-flowin', my muscles felt all shaky and my heart was pounding so hard and loud I could hear it in my ears and feel it thumping against my ribs. My heart has never beat that fast, it was pretty scary to wake up to, must have been one hell of a battle in the dream ... but damn ... I woke up gasping. Also, a funny one, whenever I'm asleep and I need a big slash, I have a dream about needing to take a whizz, but there's always something to stop me from going, and this keeps going until I wake up and realise I'm busting to squirt...kinda neat actually. Like a subconscious pee-pee alarm!

[Tricky]

I get the pee alarm,usually wakes me up about 5am,but il lay in bed for at least an hour before i get up,despite the discomfort!i dont know why cos if i just go straight away i can get back to sleep instead of laying there,but i never do

[MinionZombie]

lol, it's always around 5am isn't it?! If it's like 7am and I have to be up at 9, then I'll wait it out, otherwise it pressures the balls too much for my liking, lol! ... then you never know if the pee-pee dream is gonna screw your over just for once...

[capncnut]

Also, a funny one, whenever I'm asleep and I need a big slash, I have a dream about needing to take a whizz, but there's always something to stop me from going, and this keeps going until I wake up and realise I'm busting to squirt...kinda neat actually. Now I pee in my dreams but my alarm is a little different. Once I was busting for a piss (while dreaming) and I found a big cardboard box in the middle of the road. I unzipped myself, pulled out my Peter and began to take a whizz. The box was slowly filling up to the point where it suddenly overflowed and splashed on my shoes. It was then that I woke up and realised that I had pissed about a spoonful and was pretty much bulging at the helm. Needless to say, I rushed downstairs and relieved myself. I agree, neat alarm.

[coma]

I used to sleepwalk when I was a little kid. Like 3. My Mom caught me pissing in a closet more than once

[Chic Freak]

I use the "pee-pee alarm" to get me out of bed in the morning if I have to get up early, by drinking a couple of pints of water before I go to sleep the night before. It's about the only thing that can convince me to get out of bed before 10am! I'm really not a morning person

[capncnut]

Me neither. My creativity and general zest ignites around the 12am mark. Strange for a non-goffick.

[MinionZombie]

lol, tell me about it, I often get to bed between 1am and 2am, sometimes at 3am...then I get up somewhere between 10am and 12pm, so I'm getting on average about the amount of sleep I should be getting normally, but my days are just skewed a bit later than "normal" people. Two pints ... ... damn. I have a glass of water for the night in case my throat gets all f*cked up in the night, but I seem to - more often than not - drink it in my sleep. I have absolutely no recollection at all of drinking it, that doesn't mean I just forget waking up for a drink, because I usually remember those times. But there's other times when I don't remember squat and the glass is where it shouldn't be and the cover I put over it (to guard from dust, little flies and such) is flung somewhere it shouldn't be. So I'm a sleep drinker! ... but a lazy sleep drinker, cos I don't have to get out of bed to take a drink, ha...but that one glass (far less than a pint) can be plenty enough for me...goddamnit I hate getting up in the middle of the night to slash, it just f*cks up my whole night's sleep. Fortunately, for some strange reason, I've been getting through the night without having to drain a sleepy lizard quite a lot (sometimes it can be really confusing for some strange reason, just really sleepy I guess), so that's been awesome, getting to sleep for more than 4 hours straight without getting up is great. Speaking of getting up to take a whizz, I use a torch to find my way, no way am I putting lights on, that sh*t hurts and makes me fall over from the shock , but sometimes when I'm really groggy I pick up my stereo remote which is next to it and then get completely confused as to why my "torch" isn't working (when it's actually the stereo remote), and yet I'll take it with me to the bathroom anyway, and then continue to be completely bemused as to why it isn't working. So I'm standing there smacking it against my palm thinking the batteries are f*cked, lol...it must look hilarious, thinking a remote is a torch and getting really groggily-mad at it not lighting my way.

[Tricky]

I know what you mean about the sleep drinking,i do it often!i always take a pint of juice to bed with me,but when i wake in the morning with a dry throat,i reach for the glass and its empty! I bet it would look quite creepy to watch myself if i had a hidden camera in my room overnight,filming me sitting up and sipping my drink while being completely unconscious. Just over a year ago i went fumbling my way through the house in the dark to the toilet,i thought i was on the last step as i went downstairs but wasnt,my ankle twisted & there was a loud cracking sound as my full weight went on it,i had to stop myself from screaming so muttered every foul word i could think of under my breath (didnt want to wake the house up) and fell to the floor.Turned out i'd torn the ligaments in my ankle,it looked like a black golf ball stuck to the side of my foot for weeks,and it was 6 months before i could walk without pain!keep using that torch MZ

[Danny]

Me neither. My creativity and general zest ignites around the 12am mark. Strange for a non-goffick. yeah same here, no matter how tired i am, going to sleep before 10 feels like im wasting precious hours of my life i could spend wasting em looking up **** on the net and wailing on guitar hero 2.

[capncnut]

Oblivion, writing, porn, Oblivion etc...

[MinionZombie]

*OUCH!* Daaaaamn... Fortunately the bog is just across the hall from me, so I don't have to scale the stairs - although if I'm running a download(s) overnight then I'm up every 3 hours checking them and making sure my computer hasn't crashed under the heat of it all. I used to do that at uni all the time, as my laptop then was at the foot of my bed, so I was up and down constantly all night checking my downloads, and rebooting my computer if need be (which would take flat out 10 minutes ) Anyway, just managed to stay in bed all night, but then got up and drew a bath, but it was too hot, so I dropped some cold water in there from the tap and the sonuvvabitch went and dropped a load of green scaley sh*t into the water (you know that scum you get around the taps), so I had to empty the whole f*cking bath and draw another one - but all the hot water was gone, so I had to have a cold splash about like a f*cking pigeon!