Another blow to sanity in the UK

[Danny]

We should have a new forum called the Blair Bitch Project. Don't make me put him in my avatar now. ii can think up at least 4 funny deadringers skits from that post, anyone think up more?

[Tricky]

They didnt start it,but its got a hell of a lot worse on their watch,as has the whole country,they certainly havent taken measures to improve life in Britain.

[capncnut]

<stretches arms>

[Danny]

^ someones been hitting the drinky-drinky cus i have no idea what you mean.

[capncnut]

You know me too well Hellz.

[Neil]

This is so rediculous I can't believe it!

[MinionZombie]

And also - wtf are they gonna teach in schools without the holocaust?! It's the backbone of GCSE history!!!

[_liam_]

indeed. "ww2 was started by the nazis,who were fascists with extreme racial hygiene policies" "racial hygiene? that's horrific, how far did they take it? "er.pretty far" "how far?" "...ssh"

[MinionZombie]

"shhh...? wtf you talkin' 'bout teach?!" "shaddup, I'll get anally raped by the PC brigade and all the Muslims I presume want to tear me a new one!" "wtf you on about? Muslims?!" "yeah!" "we don't have any in this school!" "so, it's been agreed!" "by who?" "a bunch of PC-obsessed lunatics who think "ba ba black sheep" is a racist nursery rhyme, because despite the fact that black-wool sheep blatantly exist, they're only a creation of the racist white-wool sheep as something to hate on" "are you smoking crack, teach?" "of course I am, how else could I possibly get through a day of teaching you bunch of shiiteheads with all this bollocks we have to deal with in schools these days?!" "woteva, is my fave bovvered?!" "DOWN WITH CATHERINE TATE!!! I BLAME HER FOR EVERYTHING!!!" "surely the Reds destroying education systematically beyond redemption over the last 10 years has caused a backlash amongst students who are now so jaded and lost in the system that they now resort to reliving what they watched on TV the other day as they have nothing better to do in schools now? Catherine Tate didn't invent the A/S Level, you know! Nor did she get rid of streaming!" "how the hell did you come up with such an astute comment? you're supposed to be a dribbling moron who re-enacts what you see on tv/movies/videogames ... surely you should be out having sex with prostitutes before killing them to reclaim your cash?!" "I watch TV and learn everything necessary to progress in life from there!" "oh bugger it, I'm giving up this teaching lark to write vampiric porn fiction!"