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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutineer View Post
    Anytime the words '3-D' are used; you gotta brace yourself for s ****fest.
    Let's see... 3D movies made recently (since 1980)

    Friday the 13th Part 3
    Jaws 3D
    Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
    Metalstorm: the Destruction of Jared-Syn
    Amityville 3-D
    Parasite


    Think Mutineer is right.


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    Anybody remember the trend of making old films 3-D? I think it was around 88-95. I remember watching several western John Wayne films in 3-D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyebiter View Post
    Jaws 3D
    Who could ever forget that? I saw it at the theater as a kid and the crowd were laughing out loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    Who could ever forget that? I saw it at the theater as a kid and the crowd were laughing out loud.
    I saw every one of those pluse the rerelease of House of wax. I was a total geek for 3D
    and you forgot
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    The first one of the grey glasses 3d
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    Children, definetly. No contest. But it has some entertainment value.

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    Flesheater is AKA "Zombie Nosh" ... I got it on DVD, yes, it's HIDEOUS ... but I actually found it quite funny because it was so utterly piss poor, I mean seriously badly made and 'crafted' in absolutely every facet ... and at the heart of it is basically a dude who's known for one thing being a dirty old man groping breasts as a zombie...

    Yawn04 - *yeesh*

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    COTLD takes the cake for me, though I haven't seen some of them (e.g. Craptagium or Flusheater). Night 30th at least has the original Night footage for the most part to make it just bad, not a total steaming pile of feces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnKnut View Post
    Who could ever forget that? I saw it at the theater as a kid and the crowd were laughing out loud.
    1. A shark that growls like a junkyard dog.
    2. The culprit is another shark's mother.
    3. The main shark (female) is 35 feet long (real great white sharks never clear 30 feet)

    Those 3 selling points from Jaws 3D are a great recipe for laughter.

    I actually liked the movie when I was younger, mostly because of the Sea World setting. How things change.

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    Yeah, I know what you mean. I was a bit captivated by the whole Seaworld thing and some of the underwater scenes were effective in an eerie way. A few months ago I caught this again, and was appalled that I even liked it to begin with. Terrible and Jaws IV, thats by far the worst. A shark that actually follows Chief Brody's family.

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