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    Time to double-bag-it methinks...

    The sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea is now among the 'superbugs' resistant to common antibiotics, leading U.S. health officials to recommend wider use of a different class of drugs to avert a public health crisis.

    The resistant form accounts for more than one in every four gonorrhea cases among heterosexual men in Philadelphia and nearly that many in San Francisco.

    Gonorrhea, which is believed to infect more than 700,000 people in the United States each year, can leave both men and women infertile and puts people at higher risk of getting the AIDS virus.

    Since the early 1990s, a class of drugs known as fluoroquinolones has provided a relatively easy cure. These antibiotics, taken as tablets, include the drug Cipro.

    But a growing number of gonorrhea cases is resistant to those drugs, and officials at the CDC for the first time are urging doctors to stop using fluoroquinolones and switch to cephalosporins, a different class of antibiotics, to treat everyone.

    Those drugs, which include the generic ceftriaxone or brand name Rocephin, must be given as a shot and aren't as readily stocked as Cipro on most doctor's shelves.

    Gonorrhea has now joined the list of other superbugs for which treatment options have become dangerously few, said Dr. Henry Masur, president of the Infectious Disease Society of America. To make a bad problem even worse, we're also seeing a decline in the development of new antibiotics to treat these infections.

    Described by Douglas as a 'very wily' disease, gonorrhea has worked its way through decades of other treatment regimens, from sulfa drugs used in the 1930s and 1940s, to penicillin, which was used from the 1940s until the mid-1980s.

    Gonorrhea's spread is preventable through consistent and proper use of condoms, experts said.

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    One in four men in Philadelphia?!?! Great. I don't feel like going to get an STD test.

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    Ooh, sh*t, see what you mean by your details ... couldn't hurt anyway!

    Do you spelunk in a lot of dirty, smelly, clammy holes ... or just now and then?

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    get it checked out before it falls off

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    Ive had a couple of check ups before,it knacks when they stick the swab down the hogs eye its almost as bad as the fact that its a bloke doing it

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    Down the friggin' jap's eye?! Dude ... not cool. That's a one way street as far as I'm concerned, just like the backdoor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinionZombie View Post
    Down the friggin' jap's eye?! Dude ... not cool. That's a one way street as far as I'm concerned, just like the backdoor!
    Yup,and this is what they use...


    Its definately taliban i can tell you!

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    OUCH

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    *faints on the keyboard*....sdhsiofhsiohfdgnlakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    seriously, if i was in philly right now id go around wearing gloves 24/7


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    Guys will say they got checked for VD and when you ask them if they got the swab teest, they look at you all disgusted. If you didnt get the swab test, you NEVER had a VD check up.
    The Doctor has to jerk your bird to lubricate the interior of the urethra. A really Ick experience. I looked at the wall and thought of England. I wish it was a hot girl, but it never seems to be. My new Doc, however, is smokin'.. I really want a testicular exam

    In High School This dude I knew had drip dick (gonorrheas). He said "check this out" and exposed his underwear which had a green and yellow crust in front. YUUUCK. He didnt know what to do, so he went to his Dad and told him the story.
    Dad's only comment?
    "I guess you done f**ked the wrong girl"
    Niiiice
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GREEN AND YELLOW CRUSTY SLOP???!!!! YEUCH!!!!

    *triple bags it, South Park style*

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    or go the family guy route ,Peter holding up a garbage bag and a condom: Umm, Meg; Hefty, hefty, hefty! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy


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    that swab thing is nightmarish.
    NIGHTMARISH.
    "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
    Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country.
    it works the same in every country."

    -Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg trials.

    THE LEISURE HIVE

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    sounds like the voice of experience.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by _liam_ View Post
    that swab thing is nightmarish.
    NIGHTMARISH.
    Better than having a buttload of Chicks talking about how you gave them a dose.
    Up, Up and Away! ARRRRRGHGGGH

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