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    Aren't kids just friggin' Grand

    A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.



    "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"


    "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

    "How about transportation?" the father asked.

    "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.


    The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

    Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

    "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
    "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
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    That's brilliant, copy/paste and sent to work

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    Top joke Deej.

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    kids have answers for everything, you gotta love em!

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    awww

    I really dont like kids but sometimes they say stuff that melts the ice around my heart
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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