Time to double-bag-it methinks...

[tkane18]

I wash my hands all day long because I work on computers. Every time I'm done working on someone else's PC, it off to the bathroom I go. I keep seeing on the news that there are more germs and bacteria on the average person's desk than there is in a public bathroom. If that's true, God help us all! At my old job, my buddy and I worked with this guy who used to sneeze, cough and choke all day. His monitor must have sprouted some lifeforms because he never wiped it off. Plus he usually had a finger up his nose 50% of the day. Sometimes after he left work, my buddy and I would go over to his desk and dare each other just to touch his mouse. We never did.

[fartpants]

GROSS

[coma]

Come on,the japs eye isnt that racist!my japanese mate calls it his japs eye so it cant be that bad!he isnt bothered by being called "the yellow man" either,he's just as bad anyway as he refers to another of our gang as "that spic tw*t" but its all in jest See what happens when its one white guy and the rest are something else. The reaction to that kind of thing is much differnt. I dont call my friends racist **** even in "jest". Its just not cricket, mate. Have you considered that your friend may simply not have the nuts to stand up for himself over that stuff? And, yes, no matter what is said, japeye is virulent. Dont you guys think about how others feel? Those arguments sound so unsophisticated. "I dont think its offensive, so it's not", but it's not directed at you. anyways.... One eyed Willie the wonderworm. Thats the closest I ever heard for the opening, and thats really just a dink nickname.Maybe "dickhole". I dont think I have ever heard anything more colorful for it 'round here.