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    Dying Tied2thetracks's Avatar
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    Ever write your own obit?

    For sh*ts and giggles I wrote a mock obit out tonight, Damn I haven't done a thing with my life. Not as much as I planned. I guess offspring can be a legacy.
    Last edited by Tied2thetracks; 24-Apr-2007 at 04:02 PM.
    I know youd rather see me gone,Than to see me the way that I am. But I am in the life anyway.

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    I did...and I wrote up what my tombstone is to say...

    Since I have no 'in case of emergency call...' I figure its best that I do these things myself. If my family ever found out they'd only take the chance to write an obit to say something like... if only she wasn't so damn stubborn and selfish. Instead I now seize the chance to let people know that in death i'll be at home with Satan and plotting my return as a blood thirsty brain seeking zombie...

    And I want a custom coffin that says return to sender on the outside...

    And a headstone that says double or nothing ...

    hehehe
    You smell that? That's the smell of spring, and I love it. You know what I love to do in spring? I love to come out into the woods, to walk amongst the budding trees, to smell and taste the hint of renewal that hovers in the air like a heady perfume, and to listen to the song of the birds who have returned from their long sojourn south. And bury the people I killed during the winter...

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    told you i was ill...

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