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    Director's Cut - what's new?

    Does anyone know of a page detailing the differences in the film between the cinema release and the Director's Cut?

    I originally watched a pirated version of the DVD but have recently bought the Australian version of the Director's Cut, yet there are no differences between the two.

    Thanks.

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    Anyone know?

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    Have you seen the comedy Airplane? Have you seen the bit where there's a queue of people lining up to take turns slapping someone...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by keiron
    Does anyone know of a page detailing the differences in the film between the cinema release and the Director's Cut?

    I originally watched a pirated version of the DVD but have recently bought the Australian version of the Director's Cut, yet there are no differences between the two.

    Thanks.
    Dude, what are you even talking about? What movie?


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    Quote Originally Posted by trancelikestate
    Dude, what are you even talking about? What movie?
    Look at which forum you're in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trancelikestate
    Dude, what are you even talking about? What movie?
    You've never seen the film Airplane? *smack*
    Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. [click for more]
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    I've seen Airplane, and I have to be honest I don't really find that movie as funny as people claim it to be. I guess I never cared for Slapstick comedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG
    I've seen Airplane, and I have to be honest I don't really find that movie as funny as people claim it to be. I guess I never cared for Slapstick comedy.
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    Do you speak jive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coma
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjfunkmasterG View Post
    I've seen Airplane, and I have to be honest I don't really find that movie as funny as people claim it to be. I guess I never cared for Slapstick comedy.
    Slapstick comedy has it's place but it gets stupid after a while and ceases to be funny. It's best when you don't see it coming.
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    slap stick does it for me everytime
    we keep it real gangsta down here in canada. ehh

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    -The thing about slapstick is that every routine is similar. How many time can you see a guy hit his head or fall down the stairs and still have it be funny?
    FEAR IS THE OLDEST TOOL OF POWER. IF WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE FEAR OF THOSE AROUND US THEN IT KEEPS US FROM SEEING THE ACTIONS OF THOSE ABOVE US.

    I DIDN'T KILL NOBODY. I DIDN'T RAPE NOBODY. THAT'S IT. ~ Manny Ramirez commenting on his use of a banned substance.

    "We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong" ~ Unknown

    "TO DOUBT EVERYTHING OR TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING ARE TWO EQUALLY CONVIENIENT SOLUTIONS: THEY BOTH DISPENSE WITH THE NEED FOR THOUGHT"

    "All i care about is money and the city that I'm from, imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke it till' it's done, I don't really give fuck and my excuse is that I'm young,and I'm only getting older, sombody shoulda told ya, I'm on one !"

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